DOES HE HAVE A HEARING AID!?!?

Does anyone else get the vibe that What If…? is The Watcher’s fanfiction that’s hurt/no comfort, major character death, and always ends on a cliff hanger?

Merthur Fic Idea

I need to read this fic idea I had, so if anyone wants to write it and then send it to me I would be internally greatful.

Arthur is already King and he and Gwen are engaged and everyone in Camelot knows this. Merlin is secretly in love with Arthur (obviously) but is very good at hiding it so Arthur thinks his very deeply buried feelings aren’t reciprocated (he might not even be aware he has them, maybe just subconsciously doing things like looking for Merlin’s reaction to him and Gwen and being disappointed that there was none. Meanwhile Merlin’s dying on the inside.). Anyway, Arthur is holding a hearing for peasant complaints or whatever that’s called, and it seems like no one is left. Then a women walks in and yahda yahda yahda, she’s a witch and Uther killed her husband, her soulmate. So in revenge, she has found out through a spell that Arthur has a soulmate, but she doesn’t know who, just that he has one. (It is obviously, canonically Merlin). She assumes that the soulmate is his soon to be Queen. (She is saying all this out loud by the way. She has done a spell where everyone in the room can’t move except her, even Merlin. The people in the room are some guards, the main knights, Gwen, Merlin, and Arthur.) She also explains what a soulmate is, how they complete you (maybe she says two sides of the same coin), how it is rare to have them and that the son of the person who killed her’s doesn’t deserve to have one. So to get her revenge she has figured out a spell to kill Arthur’s soulmate. It will be a long and painful death. Anyway, she does the spell and disappears. Everyone can suddenly move again. Everyone turns to Gwen shouting in fear. Now I have two ways this can go, you can choose. First is Arthur is included in the people who turn to Gwen. And if he does rush to Gwens side then she would say, looking shocked and scared, that she feels fine. Arthur and the main Knights are surrounding Gwen when they hear a small, pained gasp from behind them. They all turn to look at Merlin, who is clutching his chest, right over his heart, with a pained look on his face. He starts to fall and no one is there to catch him. Arthur rushes over to him. (Just like in the poisoned chalice). The other way it can go is everyone rushes over to Gwen as soon as the witch disappears. But Arthur stays still. Then he looks at Merlin and Merlin looks at him. Arthur says Merlin’s name in a fearful voice. Merlin suddenly gasps, hand on chest, and falls, but this time Arthur is there to catch him. So after either set of events, Merlin is now in Arthur’s arms and in deep pain. Arthur calls out to the guards to alert Gaius while he picks Merlin up bridal style. The rest of the Knights look surprised but not that surprised that Merlin is his soulmate. Maybe Gwen has a sad, but knowing look on her face. They all go to Gaius and angst happens, confessions happen because they think Merlin is going to die, confessions of love, maybe Merlin confesses to having magic and all he’s done for Arthur and Camelot, maybe Arthur gets upset, maybe he has already figured it out. It’s up to you. Then the ending would be something like Gaius finds the cure is true loves kiss, maybe it’s a potion, maybe there is no cure and Merlin dies and his last words are “I didn’t do any of it to save my prince or my king. I did it to save my Arthur.” And then he dies. So sad. Arthur cries, Gaius cries, Gwen cries, Gwaine and the knights cry. But little did they know that Merlin is immortal. So he wakes up in a couple of minutes all healed. Merthur share a loving kiss. Arthur apologizes to Gwen and breaks off the engagement. Maybe she gets together with Lancelot. Everyone lives happily ever after. The End.

WOW I did not think it would be this long. Writing’s hard. This is why I don’t want to write this. SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE DO IT! And then tell me. I would love to read a fleshed out version of this.

Ok another Merthur fic idea because apparently I can’t think of anything else.

A fic where Arthur is meeting with Dragoon or some other Merlin disguise and they are talking and obviously Merlin is insulting him. And without realizing it, Merlin calls Arthur a clotpole. Arthur either realizes that it’s Merlin and confronts him right there or realizes it and waits to confront him until he is back to normal. I just really want to read a fic where Arthur realizes the sorcerer he is talking to is Merlin because of his dumb, creative insults that only Merlin uses.

Bonus points if Arthur says, “I knew your eyes looked familiar.”

Things we needed in season 8

1) Galra Keith talked about/showed again

2) Lance’s sword showed again

3) Keith’s suicide talked about

4) Klance hug, at least

5) Shiro to get an undercut

6) Klance to become canon

7) Adam to show up with a missing arm or leg

8) Adashi wedding

9) Keith and Shiro to talk about the fight and Shiro to say I love you back

10) James and Keith to actually talk and have a resolution for their tension and stares

First try with an Apple Pencil

I just realized that Kirishima did the same move to save Fatgum as Ashido did to save her friends (the one he wanted to do but was too afraid). So amazing!

I just realized that the reason the first two episodes of WandaVision are so short is because they are the length of typical sitcoms from the 1950s and then they slowly gets longer as that illusion breaks until it is the regular length of a Marvel show.

My guess is that Mobius used to be a therapist (maybe for abuse victims or war veterans or something) and that’s why he’s so good at dealing with Loki.

I think we can all agree on one thing about Season 8

Keith was adorable

SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME FIND BAKUDEKU FIC!

I don’t remember if it was romantic or platonic (though I think I remember some kissing) but here are some things I remember about it.

It’s in Bakugou’s third person POV on AO3

After being missing for a while Deku came to Bakugou’s house at night and begged him to kill him because he has All for One’s quirk (I think).

He was found by the evil doctor (I think in the roof All Might left him on) and because he was super desperate agreed to be given a quirk by him.

He escaped and came straight to Bakugou’s house covered in blood and asked him to kill him, Bakugou wouldn’t do it and then he left.

Later, I think Deku kills some people, he has a quirk (I think All for One’s) and the hero’s need to know what’s going to happen during a villains heist.

Bakugou says he knows someone on the inside and goes to a place (I think an ally) and waits for him (because he always knew when to come for him).

Kirishima comes to check on Bakugou in the alley when Deku doesn’t show up, then leaves and Deku comes.

They talk and Deku agrees to help.

Things happen (I don’t really remember) but Endeavor has a poison on his belt and in order to make Deku do something, Bakugou’s drinks it (knowing there is an antidote)to hold himself hostage because he know Deku will do anything to save him.

He does save him and I don’t remember how it ends, but I’m pretty sure it’s happy.

Please, if this sounds at all familiar to you, message me because I have been looking for months and can’t find it.