You Think You’re Fine Then Ethel Cain Comes In With The Line “i Tried To Be Good, Am I No Good? Am

i have been listening to @mothercain almost exclusively this week

while snakes have no external ears, they are not deaf!

snakes have unfused lower mandibles, so they can open their jaws sideways

cladistically speaking, snakes are just a category of lizards

pythons, boas, and a few other groups of snakes actually have legs! they have little claws by their vent/cloaca, remains of their hind legs that might have a role in reproduction but that's kind of disputed

this is imantodes cenchoa, the blunt-headed tree snake, and it's in the running for the goofiest looking snake alive

OMG SNAKE FACTS!!!!

happy touya saturday

Canon Jonah Magnus is way funnier than fanon Jonah Magnus. Why does everyone try to change him. He’s perfect.

the house of atreus really has everything: cannibalism, matricide, fratricide, just plain old murder, incest, adultery, generational trauma, etc

im having a lovely time in budapest i hope aiaia isn’t doing anything unsettling in my notes…

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

magnus archives update 😐👎 I've been JON CODED

there are no words for this

Crimson Peak is SO fucking funny when they first get to the house and Hiddles is like. Oh yeah forget to mention, giant hole in the roof. Also the floor is rotten, someday the whole foundation will collapse. And don’t be alarmed if the pipes start bleeding! It’s just that the very ground beneath our feet is oozing red liquid, absolutely drenched with it, as though the entire house is bleeding and bloodstained, as though the very earth our family legacy is built upon were one great open wound.

I fucking love Gothic settings. Don’t worry about it Edith, welcome to your very normal and inhabitable house.