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the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

why do you charge money for your art

big fan of eating

i made this instead of doing the things ive been "forgetting" to do

the watchers are so fun because they’re like. They’re omniscient. They’re pure evil. They’re dumb as hell. They’re accepted fanon. They literally don’t exist and are never mentioned. They’re biblically accurate angels. They’re purple guys with what? some extra eyes? lame. They loved the evolutionists. They can’t stand the evolutionists. They’re all-powerful. They’re literally just watching the show, dude. They’re spooky. They control the Life games. They can’t do shit when the players tell them to piss off. They’re dunking on jimmy. They’re SO annoying. They’re you. They’re me. i love the watchers

this one goes out to all the dual dsmp fans/third life fans

just wanna say @ whoever made that amazing art with soulmates having different kinds of knots around their fingers and gave scar and grian a knot that is impossible to undo under pressure i congratulate you you know absolutely everything there is to know about them you know their hearts and souls you have a phd in desert duo

can we talk about how threatening this thumbnail is. he’s in what??? my fucking house?????

@aquaquadrant was talking about tango flustering the hell out of Jimmy while asking him to help out and I added the “AND THEN HE PUTS THE BUCKET ON HIS HEAD AND WALKS AWAY” bit

I believe in team rancher shenanigans at all times 💖

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