1. Don’t play Conquest
2. That’s pretty much it
Kirigiri: I have a good idea who the killer may be thanks to facts, evidence, and close analysis.
Me, an intellectual:
Me: Nice try, Danganronpa, I’m not the type of person who cries easily
Danganronpa:
Me:
xenoblade chronicles 2 was a serious game guys trust me
MESSAGE TO ALL MY DANGANRONPA FOLLOWERS! This story right here is absolutely fantastic! It’s a total rare pair, Izayoi/Kimura! It’s written very well and is already 15 chapters in, please go and support the author by reading it!
Maki: Listen, Kaito, I think we need to take a break.
Kaito: So, what you’re saying is we need some space?
Maki: Really? A space pun right now?
Kaito: Sorry, guess I’m just being a jupiturd.
Maki: Honestly, I was hoping you could be more mature about this.
Kaito: My bad, I guess I kinda started on the wrong foot!
Maki: Kaito!
Kaito: Yikes! Maki, you look like you’re about to have an asteroke!
Maki: Was that supposed to be a pun on the word stroke?
Kaito: Heh, sorry, seems that one went milky way over your head!
Maki: Kaito, please, I’m trying to be mature about this.
Kaito: And you think I could be mature? That’s pretty plutocrous
Maki: Oh my god...
Kaito: C’mon, Maki. You can’t say these space puns don’t saturn you on!
Maki: Are you even a bit upset?
Kaito: Oh yes, I’m actually quite super depressed right now.
Shuichi...no...that’s not what he meant...