Me Before Discovering Ryuji Sakamoto:

Me: Finally, I got my mental stability back, hope nothing takes it away!

Spike Chunsoft:

Well, everyone except Rantaro...

If Kaito and Maki broke up

Maki: Listen, Kaito, I think we need to take a break.

Kaito: So, what you’re saying is we need some space?

Maki: Really? A space pun right now?

Kaito: Sorry, guess I’m just being a jupiturd.

Maki: Honestly, I was hoping you could be more mature about this.

Kaito: My bad, I guess I kinda started on the wrong foot!

Maki: Kaito!

Kaito: Yikes! Maki, you look like you’re about to have an asteroke!

Maki: Was that supposed to be a pun on the word stroke?

Kaito: Heh, sorry, seems that one went milky way over your head!

Maki: Kaito, please, I’m trying to be mature about this.

Kaito: And you think I could be mature? That’s pretty plutocrous 

Maki: Oh my god...

Kaito: C’mon, Maki. You can’t say these space puns don’t saturn you on!

Maki: Are you even a bit upset?

Kaito: Oh yes, I’m actually quite super depressed right now.

Me upon the realization that my love life will never surpass that of my OTPs

When you see people enjoying a pairing that you don’t ship, but you respect them for being such great fans and because you’re not someone who spoils other people’s enjoyment

Shuichi...no...that’s not what he meant...

Maki: Fuck Kaito.

Shuichi: Yes, fuck Kaito. I think you'd both like that.

Kokichi: *speaks*

Shuichi:

okay but actually

If I’m not allowed to play as Sojiro Sakura in Persona 5 Dancing Star Night, I’m going to be super pissed. Telling you all, Sojiro’s got some moves he’s hiding, you know Wakaba wouldn’t be interested in him if he didn’t have at least a little spice.

Danganronpa 1 but instead of Class Trials, Kyoko just fucking stares at the culprit until they confess.