Trans person who get’s top surgery and bottom surgery and they cancel out.
Trans physicist who gets top surgery and bottom surgery and up surgery and down surgery and charm surgery and strange surgery and finally completes the standard surgery model
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" Eye for an eye "
The fruits of our labour with @sleepstxtic are finally out with first two chapters!
This collaboration for @firebloodkink was wonderful ( i love you Kat ) and hopefully you'll enjoy what we prepared for you
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59883151/chapters/152766316
Drew my favorite freak, Aemond <3
HOTD AU where when Aemond demands Luke cut out his eye, Luke goes: fuck it, if it’ll finally shut you up, and gouges out his eye right there and then in Storm’s End. Can you imagine the utter chaos? You’d have
- Lord Baratheon freaking out because he was a huge dick to that kid and now said kid just cut his own eye out under his roof. A prince just cut his eye out and his mom, A DRAGON RIDER, is 1000% going to blame him for
- Aemond - I have never thought before I acted - Targaryen finally going “hmmm you know what, now that you’re bleeding and your eye is on the floor, maybe I was a bit too intense about a childhood accident
- Alicent throwing up because this was a DIPLOMACY MISSION and her son demanded his NEPHEW cut out his own eye
- Rhaenyra fuming because her son was on diplomacy mission and he came back WITHOUT HIS EYE
- Otto Hightower: this is going to ruin the world tour
I’m not sure what would happen afterwards but I’m 100% sure Luke would get back safely because Aemond would just be standing there awkwardly like “I didn’t think he’d do it! And damn why doesn’t this eye for an eye thing make me feel better???”
the pretend plot of bg3: you've gotta get these tadpoles out and stop a giant floating brain with delusions of grandeur
the real plot of bg3: in order to date us (the party) you must defeat our seven evil exes: a half-demon warlock patron, the literal goddess of magic, a vampiric lord, an insane cult leader , an archdemon, the goddess of darkness, and finally, the Trauma
It has been 3 years 0 days since I ate a fake plant at a restaurant and threw up
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