Eric Getting Both Assad And Sam To Stare At Him Like This Just By Allowing Jacob To Hold Onto Him…

Daemon: Surrender Harenhal to me Simon Strong: no take backs Daemon: what? Simon: it’s giant, wet, half destroyed, and haunted as shit Alys Rivers walks in room Daemon: who is she? Simon: oh thank the gods you see her too

guys I think this whole "I love sevika she's my wife and want to kiss her from head to toe until she smacks the soul outta me" thing is not a joke for me anymore like I NEED her

Armand: Daniel thinks my martinis are better

Real Rashid, who's just trying to load the dishwasher:

James to Regulus. Also works on the other way around

pathological people pleaser

where the fuck did they found a younger actor that looks exactly like the older Daniel actor that's actually insane

no officer I can't fully hate them because they had a fucking shitty past

me and my autistic ass

Henry: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six.

Alex, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avacados!

Imagine Jayce walking around with bunch of those in his face and neck and everyone's staring like "???" until cait or probably heimerdinger (r.i.p) had the courage to ask and he's just like "it's for therapeutic stuff" while his invisible tail that he of course have wiggles around

Viktor and Mel have both gotten these for Jayce

There isn’t enough IWTV and SPN crossover content!!!

They’re literally sitting across the bar from each other.

Daniel: So what do you do?

Dean: I’m a hunter.

Daniel: Cool cool, last time i came here a vampire tried to eat me, or maybe fuck me, i’m still not sure.

harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son

Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free