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I'M WITH THE BAND — touya todoroki smau
includes: band au, bassist! touya + guitarist! keigo + drummer! tomura + lead singer! reader, probably ooc...
warnings: fluff, crack, suggestiveness, swearing
I just finished the fattest art piece work I've ever done, 15 hours and 40 something minutes. Don't underestimate me. I love you guys. I'm writing this in 3 AM and it's almost 4. I have no life.
im a drawhoholic and if you try to push me away from drawing I will communicate with the council of marios❤️❤️❤️ /silly
Good night everyone
(btw I'm making a really fun surprise, expect it somewhere in early April's. And if it's not in early April's, then you'll have to wait. Stupid/j/silly)
Love you guys <33
istg if i here ONE more person at my school make a 6'7 joke im actually going to start throwing bricks at people
boyfriend got me back into genshin and now the sillies are telling me to make fanart & a (new) genshin oc
How come it's always the villains that I find hot? Like, especially ones that other people wouldn't find hot?
Tomura Shigaraki
Dabi
Cad Bane
Like, do they purposely try to make the villains hot? Cuz if so, they've done a fine job.
Also, I just finished watching season 5 episode 1 of My Hero Academia (dubbed) and holy shit is it amazing. Especially the end. I don't want to spoil it just in case you're a fan who hasn't seen it yet so all I'll say is "Dabi ".
I am about five seconds away from just drawing all the Barbatos art I keep trying to speak into existence.
The fact that I’ve been on Tumblr for a week and my FYP is filled with gay ships either
A) means I’m so gay that the algorithm can smell it
B) Tumblr is hella gay and I’m just assimilating into the rest of my kind
(Chapter 134)
HIHIIHIH II LOVE RKDD SO MUCH ITS SO SILLY💞💞
IHIHIHHGIGI THEY LOVE EACHOTHER YIPPIE YUPPIE YIPPIE !!!!!!!!!THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE CHAPTER I BELIEVE🙏🙏🙏
My obsession is getting stronger and all of you have to suffer the consequences
I don't want to read the sad new chapters,I just want my children happy :(
It's me and my emotional support tiny printed photo of David Bowie against the world
guys I think this whole "I love sevika she's my wife and want to kiss her from head to toe until she smacks the soul outta me" thing is not a joke for me anymore like I NEED her
⚠️ DON’T START DISCOURSE ABOUT RPF IN THE NOTES!! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU DO SO ⚠️
Do you ship it?
Reason:
“Wore eachother’s clothes on multiple occasions. The way they looked at eachother on stage. George’s obsession with Bob (he’d hide in bushes and record him, as an example…), them singing together (see: Peggy Sue), Concert for Bangladesh, “I’d Have You Anytime”,, etc… Plus old man RPF if you’re into that with the Traveling Wilburys. The way they LOOK at eachother. It’s everything”
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More Soukoku Headcanons Because I Still Need Healing After Chapter 109 (The Anime Somehow Managed To Make It Worse???)
Fluff Edition
Dazai has a deep-seated hatred for Mickey Mouse. Is it his voice? His personality? Nobody but Dazai knows.
One time the duo were sent on an “important mission” that turned out to be babysitting Elise for a few hours. There wasn't much to do considering they were under clear instructions not to leave headquarters since they may or may not have lost Elise last time. So, they decided to put on a movie. Elise looked at Chuuya, then at Dazai, then back at Chuuya before telling Dazai to put on Brave. Chuuya lost count of how many times he had to say “yes, I’m sure I’m not Scottish” and “no, I don’t straighten my hair. It’s wavy, not curly” and “shut up, Dazai! I don’t look like Merida’s little brothers!”
Chuuya has tried multiple times to convince Dazai that a dog would be the perfect addition to Soukoku. It never worked.
One time Dazai got cold that was much more intense than it should’ve been since he didn’t rest properly in the earlier stages. He didn’t feel like doing anything including taking any medication. He just wanted to sleep and for Chuuya to stop waking him up to tell him to eat or take his medicine. Chuuya could not get Dazai to say anything to him rather than hum in agreement or huff in disagreement. Finally, Chuuya asked if Dazai wanted anything to which Dazai finally gave a verbal answer: bleach. Without saying another word Chuuya went into the kitchen, grabbed a disposable cup, and poured the proper amount of medicine into said cup. If Dazai wouldn’t take the medication on his own, Chuuya would just have to get creative. He took the cup to Dazai and when he received a raised eyebrow he responded with “you said you wanted bleach, so here.” Dazai later complained that the ‘bleach’ Chuuya gave him tasted suspiciously like bubblegum cough syrup.
They've both been banned from nearly every social media platform either by Mori, Kouyou, Fukuzawa, Kunikida, or the platform itself because of the cancellation threads they post of each other.
Chuuya refuses to watch anything with Dazai after they watched The Promised Neverland together. Dazai had watched enough clips prior to figure out the plot and some major plot twists, then told Chuuya about how he had found them something happy to watch. They binge-watched all of the first season in one night and Dazai got a kick out of watching Chuuya react. Chuuya denies to this day that he cried multiple times, but Dazai remembers. Dazai has video proof.
Dazai once convinced Chuuya that his room was haunted by a cat and that he had to leave crab dishes on the counter so he wouldn't wake up to everything having been moved to the top shelf again. When questioned on how a cat would be able to move all of his appliances to the top shelf, Dazai said it was important not to question the powers of a vengeful ghost. Chuuya discovered this was just another scheme to get more crab after he caught Dazai sneaking in on the third night to eat the crab dish.
Dazai covers Chuuya’s eyes when the ‘Help Dogs in Need’ commercials or adds come on. He has no choice. Last time Chuuya saw one of those commercials he was a wreck for days and Dazai had to hide his card to keep him from giving all of his money to the organization. Dazai also had to hide his own card incase Chuuya gave up looking for his.
If Dazai ever sees any of the old Sheep members, he glares at them. Doesn’t matter where he is, he will stop and glare. Doesn’t matter who he is with either, poor Atsushi was very confused when his mentor stopped mid-sentence to glare at someone who was just trying to cross the street (they ended up turning around). The only difference is if Chuuya is the one with him. He’ll glare like usual, but if Chuuya notices and attempts to look at what has caught his attention, Dazai will flick the back of Chuuya’s hat so it blocks his vision and say something like “Oh no, the wind is picking up! Better get to *insert wherever they’re going* quickly before Chuuya blows away because he’s so short!” And he’ll pull Chuuya along, twirling them both around because he has to show off that he still has Chuuya and the Sheep could never stand a chance. Chuuya doesn’t resist, but will always respond with something like “It’s not even windy! And what does my height have to do with anything?!” Yes, Dazai knows it’s petty, but that’s part of the fun. Besides, he’s been doing this ever since he was 15, why stop now?
I also want to add that while Dazai was in the Port Mafia, Akutagawa took note of all the people (aka sheep members) Dazai was glaring at and began to follow his example. Akutagawa has no clue why Dazai glares at them, but he does not question it. If Dazai glares, then so will Akutagawa.
Girls. Girls in suits. Girls in dresses. Girls in general.
Fuckkk I'm so gay.
L flirting with Light be like:
I would go to sleep only to wake up next to you every morning❤️❤️✨✨🥳🥳💋💕💕🧚♀️🧚♀️🧚♀️❣️💝💝💝💝😇🥰🥰😍🤪🤪
yall i've lost inspiration again😔 any ideas on what to post, anyone???
this is all i have to offer </3
listening to my love mine all mine and thinking about mizu
that’s all
— 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘺𝘢
I now know how to describe my dog when he sprints inside the house because the grass is wet and he doesn’t like having wet feet
Ploop ploop ploop
Simon Riley, the stoic and imposing type of man to try and hold back his moans in the bedroom. He's usually quiet, save for a few groans as his orgasm crests, but when it comes to you? oh he's a moaning mess.
It surprises even him, when he pushes into you for the first time and lets out a breathy moan he didn't know capable of leaving his lungs. You're just that intoxicating, though, just that right level of dangerous to break down the walls of a man like him without putting him on the defence.
He learns to let it be. Rather than bite his tongue and hide his face in your neck, occupy his mouth with your skin between his teeth, he moans into your mouth instead. He lets you swallow the noises he makes, take them into your body just as you're taking him deeper than you had thought possible.
And it only gets worse the needier he is. If he's been gone a while and deprived of your touch, Simon will come home and whine as you run your nails across his scarred shoulders. Straddling him, putting him in the spotlight of pleasures as you sit on his cock and take him inch-by-inch until he's balls deep inside of you and already on the verge of spilling inside of you.
He's a mess of moans and rambling dirty talk that you can't make much sense of, not when his cock is so deep and so thick that you're actively fighting back tears at the sheer stretch of him. How overpowering he is, how his strong corded arms lift you up and drop you back down onto his cock. How with each thrust you swear he breaks deeper into you, and hes the one moaning like he's already overstimulated.
His sounds become your favourite thing when he finally cums, filling you with himself even further, and between the choked moans of his orgasm, he tells you that he fucking loves you.
husband material amirite
actually, ykw? imagine if simon had a civilian s/o and bc he’s constantly away and the partner is there most of the time anyways, he lets them decorate the place.
they make it so cozy with a million lamps with stained glass lampshades and tapestries on the walls and an unexpected number of stuffed animals on the bed.
one time, simon invites tf 141 to his flat and their jaws dropped, bc ofc simon didn’t warn them about the absolute pinterest board that his place was.
in fact, he hadn’t mentioned a partner at all, or to you that his team would be coming over so you’re still in one of simon’s raggedy old t-shirts with a handful of dry cereal halfway to your mouth.
it’s generally a shock for both parties, simon excluded, who seems to settle himself right in, kissing the top of your head, eyes crinkling slightly as he grins, looking rather like a cat showing off the bird he dragged in.
you had some choice words for him later, but for now, you brushed the crumbs off your face and wiped your hands off on your shirt before sticking your hand out to the team to introduce yourself.
surprisingly, it goes rather well. all things considered. the team is charmed by you and your ability to make ghost blush and smile endlessly. and you’re absolutely enamored with the fact that they keep complimenting your decor.
Today I tried to buckle my seatbelt into my phone
It’s just literally so unnecessary
Ode to my week
Yesterday I bought some fruit
I pulled some plants up by the root
The day before I washed my clothes
And ruined the entire load
My ancient shelf fell off the wall
It launched my file box with its fall
And took my yarn and picture frame
The glass has broken, not my games
I need to do some gardening
My knees say that’s not happening
But still I got to pet my cat
And give her a cute little hat
My job does not appreciate
My physical restrictive trait
There’s so much paperwork of late
It’s something that my doctor hates
Today I tried to drink root beer
It fell and my whole room is smeared
I swear hekkin everywhere
My outlet, art book, printer, chair
This week is a chaotic mess
There’s been some good I must confess
I’m still sending an SOS
Ridiculous- just let me rest