husband! satoru who helps you get ready for date night instead of just waiting around or rushing you.
husband! satoru who learnt how to do your hair exactly how you liked, taking care not to pull on it too hard and delicately running his sleek fingers through each strand to place them perfectly.
husband! satoru who couldn't help but admire the way you put on the little lines and colours on your face that you insist makes you more prettier. he thinks you look mesmerising with or without.
husband! satoru who pulls you onto his lap to help you with the remaining touches while telling you how perfect you are over and over and over, until you believe it and then once more.
husband! satoru who has no problem with whichever dress you choose, no matter how revealing because he can fight and will win.
husband! satoru who helps zip up your attire but not without running his hands sensually on your back while whispering sweet nothings and 'i love you's into your ear.
husband! satoru who takes you to see the wonders of the world while he stares in awe at the wonder in his world — you.
Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit
My original as was gonna be "Cramps can suck a dick and get fucked", but I wanted the cramps to suffer.
Cramps can suck a lemon and die.
So could I at this point
So, I'm at a local coffee place in my hometown and I go to the bathroom...and see this:
I am 100% convinced this is a sign that I need to be less grumpy.
anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
Loving reminder from your land history auntie:
North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.
Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.
Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.
I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo...
when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers or moots (positivity is cool) 💖
1. Creep by Radiohead
2. Don't Rain on My Parade from Funny Girl and performed by Barbara Streisand
3. Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
4. You're Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring
5. Born This Way by Lady Gaga
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Sebastian Stan (Scott Huffman) and Asher Miles Fallica (Luke Huffman) in The Last Full Measure. Their scenes, their behind the scenes, and Sebastian giving Asher a ginormous teddy bear!
The original teddy bear video, with original audio, on @musette22's blog, here.
An autistic goof that occasionally posts art ♡ Wolfie 31 She/Her
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