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TR CHARACTERS AS MY PAST CRUSHES

MANJIRO SANO

kindergarten crush. very handsome, had good grades, the teachers loved him (specifically female teachers) and about half of the girls had a little crush on this guy. he was charismatic, made friends with everyone, the shy kids loved him.

KAZUSHI YAMAGISHI

a social butterfly and clown of the class. he approached you first when you were new to the school and happily introduced you to everyone else. kind of perverted and always talking about girls in some way, but would never overstep boundaries. very bad grades, but ask him about his favorite video game and he could recite the entire lore.

TAKASHI MITSUYA

the boy next door type of crush. very very sweet, caring, and always carrying a smile on his face. shares his candies with you whenever he got some.

RAN HAITANI

a literal definition of an asshole. ass personality, always surrounded himself with different girls, lowkey a bully, but everyone still loved him somehow. irresponsible student, but always talked his way out of homework. i swear 9 out of 10 girls had a crush on him, it goes away after getting to know him though.

TAKEMICHI HANAGAKI / HAKKAI SHIBA

okay this one is a little clumsy, dumb, but he's adorable. very shy, average student, had trouble communicating with others due to shyness. runs away immediately after the bell rings for lunch. your deskmate.

YUZUHA SHIBA

oh god she's so beautiful but unapproachable in a way. she's so "mean" to others, very wary of the people she meets, always having a high defense, it's all caused by an abusive father though. under the 'mask' she's a real sweetheart. gets excited around you because you're one of the few person she likes. won't open up much about her problems though:( she's so, so incredibly beautiful.

HAJIME KOKONOI

current crush. might be the love of your life, you want to get married no joke.

a/n: this was in my drafts for the longest time, finished it since i couldn't write anything today :') still, i hope you enjoy this little something! don't take the last one too seriously haha

sake !

HAHSHA WTF, THIS IS TOO FUNNY 😭

AWKWARD SEX MOMENTS WITH THE HAIKYUU BOYS

warnings: NSFW. mentions of vaginal sex, anal, menstruation, blowjobs, fingering, nipple play, car sex. plus swearing and a lot of secondhand embarrassment

author’s note: this is just a lil fun brain dump because i KNOW that for all the filthy smut we have on the boys, we need a lil laugh too <3

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NAH, THIS IS FUNNY HAHSHAHA

:Hey did you know? In the Philippines, we call Japanese people ‘Hapon’??

“…”

“hapon deez nutz"

Suna, Matsukawa, Atsumu, Kuroo, Tanaka and Noya, Kenma(??), Konoha, Tendou

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

Raon finally got his name in the manhwa

ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ʙᴀꜱᴇᴅ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ᴛʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ.

Characters: Takemichi, Akkun, and Baji.

ᴴᵃⁿᵃᵍᵃᵏⁱ ᵀᵃᵏᵉᵐⁱᶜʰⁱ

⌗ You're not alone, remember that. You have people that are willing to help you, so don't try to solve everything by yourself.

⌗ Don't be too trusting because betrayal doesn't come from our enemies. Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

⌗ Learn to move on from the past, even if it hurts so fucking badly, because you won't live in the present if you don't move on.

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. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

ᴬᵗˢᵘˢʰⁱ ˢᵉⁿᵈᵒ/ᴬᵏᵏᵘⁿ

⌗ It wasn't your fault; you had no choice. It's okay to make mistakes as long as you learn from them.

⌗ You should cherish your friends and make a lot of memories with them. You don't have all the time in the world, so learn to enjoy it.

⌗ Your friends are grateful for you, and they love you so much.

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.⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

ᴮᵃʲⁱ ᴷᵉⁱˢᵘᵏᵉ

⌗ Please learn that communication is the key for almost everything. Don't hold it in because it might hurt a lot of people in the end.

⌗ Please, think your actions thoroughly because people would misunderstand you even if your intention was good.

⌗ Trust your friends, and it's okay to not be perfect in everything as long as you try your best.

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. ⋅ ˚̣- : ✧ : – ⭒ ⊹ ⭒ – : ✧ : -˚̣⋅ .

This might be inaccurate, but let me know what you think. 

staring problem

summary: you’ve taken a special interest in your partner’s horns. usually they wouldn’t have cared if you were looking, more focused on the task at hand. but they can’t take it anymore when you’re openly ogling at them!

masterlist

pairings (separate): gorou, ganyu, itto, and yanfei x reader

reader info: gender neutral pronouns (they/them), reader is not traveler

word count: 1,087 words

genre: romance, fluff

format: headcanons

warnings: slightly suggestive

a/n: broke all the horny (NOT IN THAT WAY) characters out for this one💖 this idea has been on my mind for the last two weeks now, and im pretty happy on how it turned out! that’s all i wanted to say, thanks for reading this💖 

staying on task and finishing the rest of his paperwork was difficult for gorou

especially when you were sitting next to him, not overtly staring at him 

he’s not crossed with you, at all. this is something you two do a lot, just without the staring and oogling

but the more you stare at him, the more he will get flustered

gorou paused and looked at you, finding it now unbearable to continue his paperwork when you stared so intently

he asks you if there’s something on his face, because there can’t be any other reason why you’re looking at him like that 

when you smile and just say you’re curious about his ears, gorou swears he’s going to die right there

gorou is brought back from the dead (luckily) when you ask to touch them

he shyly nods and looks down, giving you better access to touch his ears

they are incredibly soft. and fluffy. so fluffy. why the hell are they so fluffy?

gorou is shocked with your sudden fascination, but secretly doesn’t mind it

he tries to go back to work as you’re feeling his ears, but it’s at that moment that you decide to scratch them

he will just melt into your touch and forget about work

“Hm? Why’d you stop? Oh. Don’t worry about that, I can finish that later. Now, I believe you were in the middle of scratching right behind my ears.”

[ganyu, yanfei, and arataki itto below]

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#who gave you that love bite?

—where you pranked him about having a hickey on your neck, but it’s just a perfectly-done make-up that ying’er or lisa possibly taught you

CHARACTERS. Albedo, Childe, Diluc, Gorou, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli

THEMES. mostly fluff, very very slight angst. mild suggestive (special mention to kaeya and gorou) but nothing too much. established relationship.

WARNINGS. jealousy and possessiveness. language for scaramouche’s. also, just a side note that i am not a prankster irl and i do not recommend doing pranks on your s/o 24/7 (unless you do these to each other just for fun lmao) pls this is purely just for entertainment and to indulge on our 2d men<3

ALBEDO has sharp eyes and is naturally very observant. The moment he sees it, he has a feeling that something about it looks oddly familiar. “Is that… a love bite?” he could barely even call it by its other name mostly because he knew in himself that he didn’t give that to you. He wasn’t even at home last night. So it was best to question if it was really a love bite like he thinks it is. If you lie that it was a bruise, he’d question you even more about how it happened and there may even be a chance that he’ll believe you. He always believes you and he might not even believe in himself even if he was sure it’s a love bite… so in conclusion, don’t lie to him and tell him it’s a prank instead.

CHILDE was a mixture of mad and anxious, it’s obvious in his eyes. Actually, his whole expression would show that he’s annoyed but his eyes definitely showed confusion and hurt. “Is this a hickey?” his mood would instantly drop the moment he sees it—of course he knows what it was, he wanted to see if you’d lie. If you would, he’d say, “It’s obviously one, who gave this to you? I did not give this to you.” He trusts you enough not to think the worst but… “Don’t lie to me, Y/n, tell the truth,” he’d add, thinking that maybe it was all a joke. Honestly, this is the perfect time to say that it is and he’d heave out a sigh of relief and immediately wrap his arms around you. “Please don’t do that again, you’re hurting my heart, love.”

DILUC is a very sensible and calm man, at first, he might even think that it’s a bruise, asking you if you were alright, but upon further inspection, you could see him obviously recoil from it. “Why do you have a hickey, Y/n?” his voice would drop and if you take a peek on his vision, it would flicker despite him attempting to keep his cool. “Who gave that to you?” he adds, and it should be the indication of the end of the prank because he was getting angrier by the second. A heavy and relieved sigh escapes his lips as his entire body eases up, He ushers you close to him and he embraces you, burying his nose by your hair or neck, “Don’t do that again, okay?” he’d plead and you honestly think it is one of the often times he would show his emotions out in the open.

I firmly believe that GOROU has a natural instinct of being slightly more possessive than what he seems to be. He couldn’t actually control it. “What’s this?” The moment he sees the mark on your neck, he’ll make you halt in your tracks and he’d instantly inspect it, his eyes squinting at the mark as he holds onto your arm, might even be growling lowly at some point and he’s not afraid to touch the mark to see if it was real and when he proves that it’s not, he heaves out a relieved sigh. But then, he wouldn’t be able to stop himself from making a similar mark not too far away from it, leaning down and pressing gentle kisses on your neck before claiming his prize on a spot, sucking on your skin almost possessively. He leans away and his eyes gazes upon his work of art and you could see the hazed look in his eye before he turns to you and his facade instantly changes, smiling brightly at you like nothing happened.

KAEYA, the knowledgeable and flirt that he is, would lean down and kisses on the opposite side of where the mark is and leaves his own, sucking your skin gently and almost intentionally longer than he would. When he leans away does he licks his glove-covered thumb and use it to gently wipe the makeup away. “There. Now that’s what you call a hickey,” he’d smirk while winking and walk away, muscles easing up as he was immensely grateful that what his instincts told him was true.

KAZUHA would know how to catch you in your lie. Of course, there is that part in his mind that thinks the worst, but he wouldn’t accuse you of something that easily. “Where did you go before here, dove?” he’d ask questions like that and if he kisses you on the neck later on and see that you weren’t recoiling back, especially when he pokes at the mark, he’d know it was fake. He’d chuckle and press a peck on your temple and say, “Ying’er must have put something in your mind again, hm? You should have come to me if you’d like one.”

SCARAMOUCHE is angry as hell. “What the fuck is that?” he sneers, holding onto your skin at the edge of your jaw as he inspects the ‘thing’ as he calls it in his mind. “Where and who, answer me, Y/n before I lose my patience,” he glares at you, as sharp as any sword if it has to. He’s a Fatui Harbinger, a high-rank, even. Anyone who wrongs him shall be punished. Don’t try to attempt this on him if he hasn't trusted you that much because you will definitely lose that even if it’s a prank. “Tsk, don’t fool me again with that same trick,” because he definitely almost panicked that you were seeing another person. Almost. 100% will leave love bites on you that same night.

THOMA, on the other hand, was internally panicking. He almost didn’t want to ask you, and it took a lot from him to do so. “Babe… is that a love bite?” he squeaks, unable to look at the mark. The moment you would make eye contact with him, you wouldn’t even have the heart to lie because he looked absolutely hurt. Notably, he has a hand on your back as he holds onto the thin thread of hope that it was not true and that you still love him no matter what. Actually, he might also be ready to forgive you if it was… He just wants you to be honest. When you tell him the truth, he instantly wraps his arms around you and tells you, “Let’s stay like this for awhile. I thought... “ he’d sigh, “You almost had me there. I was so scared, you know?” and he definitely was.

VENTI would see it in almost an instant and freaks out. “Is that what I think it is?! Tell me it isn’t! Windblume, I did not give that to you!” he’d whine, even if it’s in the public setting, so it would probably be best if you do this away from people, maybe even in Windrise or somewhere that’s not in town because he’s definitely going to be loud. He might even cling onto you until you answer his questions. Knowing him he probably propped himself on your back and made you piggy-back him as he tried to give you the same mark. You two ended up falling on the grass because of that.

You really thought XIAO had been fooled. “Where did you get that?” he glares at the mark as he would to any other enemy then he turns to you to demand once more, “Who hurt you?” For the love of the Archons, poor boy thought that it was a bruise of some sort. If you tell him that it’s a love bite, he’d be even more confused. It honestly would take a lot more time because he really doesn’t have any idea about this… so your prank would soon be revealed because the hype died down along the way. However, he might be slightly more clingy than before, even glancing onto your neck for the rest of the day. Mission failed, but it’s worth it nonetheless.

ZHONGLI trusts you, with all of his heart, and it is to the point that he’d think it was done by your friend or that it’s a bruise. He’d ask you about it though. “What is this, love?” he’d trace the skin around the mark, inspecting it with his piercing eyes. You can almost feel him eyeing on it with his gaze. If you answer truthfully that it is a love bite, he’d momentarily freeze and he’d clear his throat, shifting on his seat. “Did I… give that to you?” he’d question even if he was sure that he didn’t. Maybe he just forgot? Surely he must have. Someone like him being not entirely sure? It would hurt to even see him like this so it’s a failed attempt on your side. When you reveal the truth, he’d just nuzzle his head by your neck and press a kiss on the back of your neck, “Please don’t scare me like this again, love, I don’t think I can handle it. I think I love you so much to let you go like that.”

NOTES. I wasn’t able to post last week because i was banned but here i am again coming back with a bang<3 hope you liked this everyone i did my best !! tbh i legit finished this post just exactly as i was supposed to post it lmao hahaha

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➵ multi x gn!reader ➵ contents: his reaction when you do this prank on him

does a double take and whips his head around to stare at you as you pass. blushes when he sees you. isn’t sure what to do at first but quickly makes up his mind to run in the other direction of the escalator to try and catch up to you.

⤿ hinata, bokuto, koganegawa, aran, nishinoya, akiteru

glances at you with a startled expression but doesn’t say or do anything. can’t stop thinking about the cute little wink and smile you shot him though, and turns to look at you again when he steps off the elevator.

⤿ kita, iwaizumi, ushijima, osamu, daichi, aone, akaashi, sugawara

catches your hand and tries to hold on to it for as long as possible. absolutely no shame, will do it in front of all his friends regardless of what they think. leans so far over the handrail towards you that he almost tips over it, but he’ll risk it all to try and get your name and number.

⤿ atsumu, terushima, hanamaki, kuroo, tanaka

rolls with it and kisses your hand. smugly tells his bewildered (and slightly jealous) friends that the two of you are dating. makes that a reality by the end of the day.

⤿ oikawa, meian, matsukawa, tendou, romero

rips his hand away. gives you a onceover. offers you his hand again.

⤿ tsukishima, kyoutani, daishou, sakusa, kageyama, semi