I just heard a mike bloomerg ad on the radio??wth!! you dropped out, mike!!! GO AWAY!!!!!!
adoption is just thrifting children
hold on lemme just,,, *walks into a pond and slowly disintegrates*
look at her
two lesbians, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart because they’re each not sure if the other one likes them and they’re both too scared to make the first move
having a british voice would make me so dysphoric
wait wtf i thought being gay was just a cool aesthetic i didn’t know it came with feelings help how do i undo this
me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system
you’re a h-heterosexual??? a,,,,,,, a Straight???? and you have a tumblr??????? are, are you sure you’re not confused???