get fucked transphobes i have a set of nipples society says i should wear a bra over and a set of nipples society says i shouldn’t wear a bra over so what gender am i???
me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system
sorry i cant hang out tonight i’m busy developing agoraphobia :(
*squirms into your dms*
not to be a bisexual stereotype but I get crushes on everyone in a ten foot radius
lizzie is short for lizard
i tip my toes into your pool and you scream as they disintegrate into the water
look at her
you’re a cisgender, heterosexual, heteroromantic man??? what the fuck stop microlabeling
im still a furry though sorry guys
update: i am no longer the sexy based nonbinary lesbian. I am now a bisexual trans man with two (2) trans boyfriends.