*squirms Into Your Dms*

animal crossing crossing players be like “ewwww i hate this villager!!!!” and you then you look at it and it’s a penguin wearing a sweater

my ap government and politics teacher:

did you guys watch the democratic debate last night? I didn’t. I was watching the sonic movie.

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

existence is a prison but i do not exist

i fucking hate twitter. all it is is cancelling and bambooclat and i don’t even what the fuck bombaclatt is

hhhnnnngg rat

why the fuck you get so mad at this post then

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

people be like “lol kalvin garrah probably bullies other trans people because of his internalized transphobia and desire to be accepted” and his only response is just “n,,, no >:(“

get fucked transphobes i have a set of nipples society says i should wear a bra over and a set of nipples society says i shouldn’t wear a bra over so what gender am i???

bohemian rhapsody but you’re listening to it through my broken earbods