There’s Eyeballs In My Head????

you fucking coward, your scared of swears yet you paradoxically have the courage to reblog me on ur dnd podcast blog, for all your dnd podcast followers to see

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

turns into this and never turns back

is it romantic feelings or is it anxiety or is it gender envy or is it loneliness or is it just strong platonic feelings

i want to be alone for 5 minutes please everyone just shut up

*does 10 pounds of cocaine*

omg guys i’m such a crackhead hahahaha u can’t bring me anywhere

nevermind that was NOT my doctor

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

Cultural appropriation is straight girls tucking their shirts in

babe no fuck not this one

babe why didn’t u like my newest post wtf

fuck cottagecore, i wanna eat dirt

(To the tune of fireflies)

you better believe a bi

when they tell you that they like guys

and girls and everyone in between