(To The Tune Of Fireflies)

*does 10 pounds of cocaine*

omg guys i’m such a crackhead hahahaha u can’t bring me anywhere

i put the BI in BISEXUAL because i’m TIRED and now going to LEAVE

hold on lemme just,,, *walks into a pond and slowly disintegrates*

is a platform where i can engage in niche discussions about queerness because it definitely isn’t here

update: i am no longer the sexy based nonbinary lesbian. I am now a bisexual trans man with two (2) trans boyfriends.

the b in bisexual stands for bottom

mom said it’s my turn to be evil

*buys fursuit for revenge purposes*

i am having a caviene over toes

instead of getting a personality i got a salt lamp