*returns Fursuit To Fursuit Store As An Act Of Reconciliation*

i did not consent to this feeling

me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system

you’re a cisgender, heterosexual, heteroromantic man??? what the fuck stop microlabeling

sometimes I want my insides to be wet

not in a sexy way but in a soup way

I KNOW gay privilege is REAL because anytime I meet someone and find out they’re gay they INSTANTLY become 20x cooler

yo i was so proud of myself bc i texted my s/o without hesitating but then i remembered i just hung up on my doctor because the way she said “hi” was too mean

tubbo

instead of getting a personality i got a salt lamp

me when my mom says this girl was “checking me out” but me, a closeted bisexual, was actually checking her out