If I Got Big Boots I Promise I Would Step On You,,, As A Treat

mom said it’s my turn to be evil

might change gender and become millipedewithagun

i want to be alone for 5 minutes please everyone just shut up

(To the tune of fireflies)

you better believe a bi

when they tell you that they like guys

and girls and everyone in between

in the next animal crossing game timmy and tommy will be all grown up and working at femboy hooters

i’m fucking pissed that out gets dark outside EVERY NIGHT!!! WTF

I’m sorry guys lizzie is actually short for lesbian

lizzie is short for lizard

what if i get a stomach ache from ginger ale

all I want is a hello kitty CD player to play mcr on IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

my friends don’t think i’m funny but at least 13 people on tumblr do