Murder Drones Sonic Au Solely Based On The Fact That J And Tessa Would Be Perfect For The Roles Of Shadow

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

Imagine you were a wizard who absolutely adored doing magic. You love it, it gives you joy and connection with people, and it becomes your job. Maybe you even went to wizard school. People pay you to do spells for them, sometimes big, sometimes small. People tell you how much your magic means for them, how an enchantment you did was a birthday present for a friend, or how they have something you made displayed on their wall.

And over time, people make more and more enchantments that make your spell work easier - you can make them faster or to a better quality, and it lets you do even more of your magic for more people

Now imagine one day someone who wasn’t a wizard said that they had created an enchantment that made spells for people. You didnt need to go to a wizard anymore, it was completely free, and all it did was absorb a little bit of magic from thousands of wizards spells that were already out in the world. It took no effort, no hard work, and did it really matter? A spell is a spell after all, who cares if it was made by a wizard or through this enchantment.

That would suck, wouldn’t it? That would feel bad? You’re a wizard and now someone who isn’t a wizard is telling you you’re redundant because there’s a magic that mimics wizards, and really if you complain about it you just sound whiny, and maybe your magic wasn’t good enough after all if you’re worried this enchantment can perfectly replicate it. Besides, look, this spell made by the enchantment got so many more people to look at it on the town notice board. Do you feel bad? Stop it, being a wizard isn’t a real job anyway.

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Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

more passionate than hope, far deeper than despair

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

xhs

jesus fucking christ arthur you ate that. youre serving cunt. jesus christ

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