“How The Hell Did You Block That With A Shield?!” They Asked, Somehow Confused At The Concept Of

*MANGA SPOILERS AHEAD*

Twilight thinking ‘geez, authentic marriages sure seem difficult’ like he’s not worked his behind off to stay being married to Yor is kind of rich.

He eats his wife's food, no matter how inedible.

He has learnt to trust his wife, no matter how against his spy nature it may be.

He tries his hardest to make sure his wife never has to shed a tear.

He feels like he needs to clear the air with his 'fake' wife that he's not real-cheating on her because... ? I don't know, but we must give him points for trying to keep his 'pretend' marriage alive.

Aaaand of course, he puts up with Yuri, the weird little dude. Twilight really doesn't have to, but he does. For the mission. Or something.

The thing is, Twilight's 'fake' marriage is in fact no more or less difficult than an 'authentic' marriage, because - it may come as a shock to him - he and Yor are partners and they have to navigate and be sensitive to each others' feelings as any other married couples have to in their relationships.

It just doesn't feel difficult to Twilight. Not because he's Westalis' Best Spy and nothing is too hard for him. No. It's because he's Ostania's Best Husband and it doesn't feel like work if you're in love.

Oh, hush, my dear, it's been a difficult year

And terrors don't prey on

Innocent victims

Trust me, darling, trust me, darling

It's been a loveless year

I'm a man of three fears

Integrity, faith and

Crocodile tears

Trust me, darling, trust me, darling

So look me in the eyes

Tell me what you see

Perfect paradise

Tearing at the seams

I wish I could escape

I don't wanna fake it

Wish I could erase it

Make your heart believe

But I'm a bad liar, bad liar

Now you know

Now you know

I'm a bad liar, bad liar

Now you know, you're free to go (go)

Did all my dreams never mean one thing?

Does happiness lie in a diamond ring?

Oh, I've been askin'

Oh, I've been askin' for problems, problems, problems

I wage my war, on the world inside

I take my gun to the enemy's side

Oh, I've been askin' for (trust me, darling)

Oh, I've been askin' for (trust me, darling)

Problems, problems, problems

So look me in the eyes

Tell me what you see

Perfect paradise

Tearing at the seams

I wish I could escape

I don't wanna fake it

Wish I could erase it

Make your heart believe

But I'm a bad liar, bad liar

Now you know

Now you know

That I'm a bad liar, bad liar

Now you know, you're free to go

I can't breathe, I can't be

I can't be what you want me to be

Believe me, this one time

Believe me

I'm a bad liar, bad liar

Now you know

Now you know

That I'm a bad liar, bad liar

Now you know, you're free to go

Oh

Please believe me

Please believe me

Ace: Do you truly think so little of me?

Dadan: Ace, I thought the world of you.

Everyone: Cyclopes are monstrous, aggressive creatures. They are extremely dangerous.

Percy, Grover and annabeth looking over at Tyson, the most innocent person you could ever meet, who is asleep surrounded by cats and is using nico as a teddy bear: very dangerous it seems

Nico, wearing tyson's shirt: I'm going to be crushed by love and I did not approved of this.

Nico has accepted the prophecy of being Tyson's teddy bear.

Imagine how it will he like if Cale gave all the dragons a rubik's cube to solve. Since dragon are prideful, great and mighty, they will not ask for help. No they will not. Just like that it continued for days.

And Cale just solves it in 5 seconds

Garp is the funniest character of One Piece because he's a marine and yet he had a revolutionary son and then three grandsons who are basically: A communist, an arsonist, and an anarchist. The four of them definitely say "fuck the Marines" on a daily basis but would probably show up to a family dinner as if nothing happened

arthur skipping “are you okay” and going straight to asking “what is it?” already knowing something’s up with merlin is doing something to me

Shichibukai Ace AU

Doflamingo to Ace : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Kuma : You did.

Crocodile : It was you.

Mihawk : You said "Ace should be boss."

Hancock : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Jinbe : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" And you put little sparkles on it.

Doflamingo : Valid points, all.

Ace with his "Boss of Us" plaque : "Join the shichibukai it will be good," they were saying.

TCF HIGHLIGHTS (1-750)

Note: someone originally created this list (it was only 1-650 though) but they deactivated so I'm reposting it after adding a few of my favorite scenes

CALE GETTING HURT:

•Chapter 45 : Magical Bombs [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 55 : Protect Knights From Toonka [Buckling knee, Drenched]

•Chapter 80 Giant Wave + Dragon Drying [Headache, Drenched] Chapter

•112 Red Thunderbolt [Spat Blood (A Copious Amount)]

•Chapter 162 Falling Tower [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 177 Eating Pies After Lightning [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 183 Destroying Houses [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 198 First Line Of War Defense [Blood Coming Out Of All Orifices]

•Chapter 215 ~ 225 War On Dessert & At Sea [Spat Blood]

•Chapter 238 Death Gorge [Blood]

•Chapter 244 "Are you trying to sacrifice yourself?" "Yes"

•Chapter 251 Prince + Raon Introduction [3 Days Left To Live]

•Chapter 257-259 Receiving Sky Eating

•Chapter 295 Putting Out Dragon's Fire [Blood]

•Chapter 302-306 Rose Gold Fire [Blood, Fainted] "Slap me"

•Chapter 339 Vs White Star [Fainted] •Chapter 354 The Wind Whip Trial [Fainted]

•Chapter 384 After Using All 5 + Crown [Shaky]

•Chapter 421 "He is writing a legend :"[Blood]

•Chapter 448 Earth + Water vs WS [Blood]

•Chapter 570 In The Sealed God's Test [Blood]

•Chapter 602 Sealed God's Bullshit [Blood]

•Chapter 607 Using The Shield In SG's Test [Blood, Collapsed]

•Chapter 646 'Instant Skill [Blood, Scars, Fainted]

•Chapter 6 Cale and Choi Han first meet

Other cute stuffs that happens along the way :

•Chapter 53 Saving Paseton's Life and Himbo Bob's first apperance.

•Chapter 58 Offering Dragon a house

•Chapter 59 Return home to worried! fam

•Chapter 66 Yandere eyes! Choi Han

•Chapter 67 Concerned! fam about visit to Whipper Kingdom + Dragon Name

•Chapter 71 Pre-battle trash talk

•Chapter 76 Heading into No-Return Path

•Chapter 85 venuon tortute

•Chapter 89 Ron comes back heavily injured.

•Chapter 91 "My Blood Would Be Very Effective."

•Chapter 96 Cale treats Ron from the mermaid poison.

•Chapter 97 Laziness Raises Concern •Chapter 101 Raon Reveal To Dark Elves

•Chapter 124 "Shouldn't You Blow Up?"

•Chapter 130 Asian Parent! Raon

•Chapter 133 Everyone In The New Villa

•Chapter 140 Big Shots Meeting

•Chapter 147 "Pretended to be trash"

•Chapter 163 Sleeping with Raon

•Chapter 168 Sick Raon!

•Chapter 170 Meeting World Tree Elves

•Chapter 174-175 Cale messing with Clopeh

•Chapter 176 Cale, whose favorite way of working out was breathing.

•Chapter 177 EAT APPLE PIES

•Chapter 178 “I told you I'm okay.”

“I will guard you.”

“I will protect you!”

“I'm going to surround the enemies with poison.”

“I'm going to cover their sights with fog.”

•Chapter 185 Worried Prince

•Chapter 190 Shopping Spree

•Chapter 195 Cale vs Old Nobles

•Chapter 196 Holding Up Shield For 3 Days

•Chapter 197 HUG (Choi + Cale)

•Chapter 198 “You are not the one who will create a legend. That role is already reserved for someone else.”

•Chapter 206 “If I make a mistake, it will be that I accidentally killed them. There will be no other types of mistakes.”

•Chapter 207 “Please just make it so I can make sure the soldiers have time to eat.”

•Chapter 208 Clopeh's New Religion •Chapter 209 Every1 trynna feed Cale •Chapter 232 “You seem to be someone who is quite loved.

•Chapter 235 Adressing Insecurities •Chapter 252 Ron Hearing About 3 Days

•Chapter 258 Immobilized In Bed

•Chapter 259 “Goldie! Why are you saying something that’ll make me want to destroy the world?”

•Chapter 262" Well, you can say that he l almost died but came back to life."

•Chapter 264 HUG (Cale + Alberu)

‘Both you and I have experienced it once. That is why we cannot let it happen again. This is our last house. You know that, right?’ -Ron Molan

•Chapter 285" Human! Didn't you say that you would only use a little bit of your power? Are you trying to collapse again ?!"

•Chapter 269 The reason Cale never explains anything

•Chapter 291 Raon Meet Sr Rex + Billos •Chapter 292" Imma go put out the fire i made "+ Two-man Sick Patient Act

•Chapter 306 Sleep Talking

•Chapter 309" You fucking moron: "

•Chapter 310 Gluttony

•Chapter 320" That can't all be possibly true, right?” “Mhm, that's true. ""Excuse me? "+ Hide And Seek

•Chapter 333 WS Meeting

•Chapter 335 “Don’t you dare touch my children.”

•Chapter 346 Bud Ilis, barely a day after knowing Cale, "My friend, you're such a good person :"

•Chapter 353 FEELS

•Chapter 354 "Why is only one day's worth of food gone?"

•Chapter 359 "Cale Henituse, this-" "it's fine for me."

•Chapter 362 Taking a call looking drunk

•Chapter 368 Cale Feeding Raon + CHOI HAN'S PAST REVEAL

•Chapter 391 Bud Meets Cloph

•Chapter 394-395 ‘Kim Rok Soo, it’s not your fault.’ <You were the one who was supposed to die.>

•Chapter 402 "Because I think you will use the power if things look bad : "We've had to watch you be in pain like that over and over!"

•Chapter 414 "Apparently, Choi Han woke up while shouting, 'Kim Rok Soo!' Human, do you know who Kim Rok Soo is? "

•Chapter 423 "..Why am I crying? I'm not sad."

•Chapter 424 Kim Rok Soo Meet Choi Han

•Chapter 425 "Oh, by the way, the original owner of your body is living well too. He said he is happy."

•Chapter 432 "It looks like the Henituse household will become at least a Marquis and at maximum a Duke household." + "Do you want to become thw territory lord?"

•Chapter 433 Clopeh + Witira vs Farmer! Cale & Territory Lord Hot Potato

•Chapter 434 Parental Concern

•Chapter 435 Sworn Brotherhood

•Chapter 437 Trash of The Duke's Family

•Chapter 447 Breaking out of illusion

•Chapter 456 Ron + Beacrox Homecoming

•Chapter 460 “It is not the Henituse County anymore. It is the Henituse Duchy now."

•Chapter 463 “Cale-nim, are you planning on sacrificing yourself again? "

•Chapter 470" LaNgUaGe, siX-yEaR oLd "

•Chapter 475" Honestly speaking, Alberu Crossman cherished the current Cale Henituse .. "

•Chapter 478 DHB Joins The Party •Chapter 481" The God of Death cherishes heroes, but is willing to sacrifice a few to save the masses. ""It looks like it is you this time. “

•Chapter 483 “Cale-nim ,. Did the God of Death do something?”

•Chapter 485 think your ancestor was a criminal?"

•Chapter 487 Concerned! Alberu on Cale's involvement with GoD

•Chapter 490 Meet Princess Jopis

•Chapter 494 “really seemed to have made a deal with Someone who is worse than the Demonic race.”

•Chapter 500 Guardian Knight fanboys

•Chapter 501 Back To The Other World + Cale faints after getting captured by Fake World Tree

•Chapter 502 Choi + Raon goes feral •Chapter 503-505 Aluding to 💖🔪

•Chapter 507“You showed our young master-nim despair. You shouldn't have done that."

•Chapter 515" Hand your blood over to us. No, serve it to us."

•Chapter 524".You are someone who has received the will of a god"

•Chapter 525 Conspiracy Theorist! WS •Chapter 527"Do you have any intentions of making the White Star's comments come true?"

•Chapter 528 GoD better watch out for one" innocent "swordsman + baby dragon lord" Cale Henituse, what do you think? Have you thought about it yet? I want to quickly drink your blood."

•Chapter 530 Best Actor goes to.Naru! Cale

•Chapter 535"Please give the order to kill Cale Henituse right away :, Cale Henituse said.

•Chapter 540 Choi + Raon vs WS's first name + face

•Chapter 554 "Cale had instantly fallen into darkness." "There's only one reason that a VoW of death would be cut. "That means that the other person is dead"

•Chapter 555 Sealed God's test start

•Chapter 556 "Cale's eyes teared up at that moment"

•Chapter 580 Cloppeh Sekka 2.0

•Chapter 582 Lee Soo Hyuk Reunion •Chapter 587 Ron continue to scare Alberu

•Chapter 589 <Become the sun.>

•Chapter 603 “It feels like someone is trying to pull my heart out.”

•Chapter 605 "Are you still thinking about protecting others in your current situation?"

•Chapter 615 Beacrox switches to black gloves

•Chapter 616 Caleism spreads to Earth 2

•Chapter 618 Truth Revealed to LSH

•Chapter 620 Thanking SG

•Chapter 622 SG's Test Completed

•Chapter 623 Visiting The Henituse Duchy

•Chapter 624 Basen thinks Cale wants him to become the territory lord because he thinks he's gonna die.

•Chapter 627 Reuniting with dad

•Chapter 628 Cale Fanbois

•Chapter 630 Cale in the capital + Cale fanclub

•Chapter 631 Dragon Master Cale

•Chapter 634 Motherhens about Cale's health

•Chapter 637 "Dragons." "..Ah. They're Dragons." "Nod nod. Bud just decided not to think about Cale's group anymore."

•Chapter 640 "We need to destroy everyone who messes with our kids." “I’m not going to let you mess with my noona and my hyung. I will destroy everything.”

•Chapter 646 Cale uses "Instant" (REALLY EMOTIONAL)

•Chapter 647 "Raon could never forget the arms that carried him and took him out of that cave."

•Chapter 648 "In the future, the person who gathered all these different races together would be called the beginning and the end of everything. But that person, Cale Henituse, was currently lying on a bed unable to open his eyes."

•Chapter 649 The dragon half-blood <\\3...

•Chapter 635 alternative world KRS meets Choi Han

•Chapter 655-657 The OG Cale

•Chapter 658 "Goldie gramps! Pretend to be dead!"

•Chapter 660-661 Repairing Cale's plate

•Chapter 661 Everyone thinks Cale is visiting his "mother's" grave cause he might die

•Chapter 662 Drew's diary

•Chapter 664 The red tree and young drew

•Chapter 665 “Choi Han, do you want to try dying once?”

•Chapter 670-671 Cale finds out he has to stab himself in the heart aka meeting with the world tree

•Chapter 676 "Alberu was saying that the thief who stole Taerang was named ‘Choi Jung Gun.’"

•Chapter 678 Hilsman is sus

•Chapter 679 “Capture Deruth Henituse!”

•Chapter 681 CALE BITCH SLAPPED WHITE STAR

•Chapter 683 Cale uses Blood-Drenched rock

•Chapter 685 Cale tells White Star he's only been in that world for 2 years + Cale imprisoned white thing

•Chapter 687 “I finally think that my life is a bit precious.”

•Chapter 693 < The great and mighty hero did not die even when his heart was stabbed. >

•Chapter 695 "Why the hell would Alberu faint?" -bastard who always faints + they beat unranked monster

•Chapter 696-697 Cale gets interrogated

•Chapter 699 Entering the Sealed God's Temple

•Chapter 704 "Cale is saying that he is currently a ghost."

•Chapter 707 Clopeh's crazy talk ensues misunderstandings

•Chapter 710 Test Eruhaben thinks Cale and Alberu are part of the divine race

•Chapter 713 Cute Mary only believes it's actually Cale when he talks about his slacker life

•Chapter 715 SG Pretends to be Cale and makes it look like the others are ganging up on Cale

•Chapter 716 SEALED GOD WAS THE FIRST HUNTER??

•Chapter 718 "He had lost his family at a young age, but the day that he had lost his second family had returned as an illusion."

•Chapter 719 seventeen year old KRS

•Chapter 720 younger KRS's home life <\\3

•Chapter 726 the hunter targeting KRS is revealed

•Chapter 727 Choi Jung Gun finds out about Cale

•Chapter 730 "Find the Red Blood"???

•Chapter 739 ALBERU'S MOM WAS KILLED BY A HUNTER???

•Chapter 744 'Dodam Miru" <\3

"smiling when i die"