A cursed thought just occured to me and I decided to make you all suffer to
So in Tolkien lore elves are immortal right? After a certain point they don't age and will just keep living, save for the intervention of accidents, illness/poison, or very pointy objects. This leads to a whole laundry list of questions on biology but there's one in particular I want to bite into today(pun much intended).
Teeth.
How do elf teeth work? Because the main issue with teeth over time is that they wear down with use. This is not as much of a problem in modern times, we are spoiled with a lot of very soft easy to chew food, but it's still a thing and historicaly you wore down your teeth alot over the course of your life. Things like smoking a pipe can carve a grove in your teeth where you hold the pipe stem.
And this means that if you're immortan and alive long enough, your teeth will wear down to nothing because elves do need to eat. But obviously Galadriel and Elrond aren't looking like grandmas who forgot their dentures, so elves must have something to solve this.
I therefor present my 3 running theories for how elves keep their teeth:
- The OP Teeth Of Steel Theory
Elf teeth are simply to strong to wear down. A bit boring if you ask me.
- The Elves Are Rodents Theory
Rodent front teeth grow continiously their entire life, it's realy cool. It's also why they're always chewing on things, because if they don't their teeth will grow so long it stops them from eating. This theory proposes elf teeth also just grow forever(this could lead to a extremely annoying habit of elves to grind their teeth to keep them down, but oh well).
- The Elves Are Sharks Theory
Sharks tackle the problem of teeth by simply?
Growing more teeth?
Like they just keep loosing teeth and growing new ones. For elves this could mean that when a tooth gets to worn it simply falls out and a new one grown in, like human milk teeth but their entire life.
This was all writen in about 10min while getting ready for bed, so please enjoy these lovely cursed thoughts while I escape to dreamland :)
@tathrin
Thoughts on this:
Carpe diem = sieze the day
Carpals/ metacarpals = bones in the hand
"Carpe diem" and "carpals" have a similar root.
"Carpe" is presumably "to sieze" and you use the hand, and consequently the bones in the hand, to grab something.
Grab = sieze
Therefore, the carpals are used to Carpe diem.
You can pry buff Celebrimbor out of my cold dead hands. He is a blacksmith. He is a grandson of Fëanor. He has survived and fought in too many wars to count.
But you must remember:
He is also a little guy. He chose not to follow his family into another kinslaying. He created a city of peace and happiness. He likes building doors. He is my baby boy who can wield a sledgehammer like a sword, my little guy who make the finest details in rings and gems. He is very cool.
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Tell me why I was on a road trip with my dad to go hunting, and I was talking about the parallels between Frodo and Maedhros (tormented by Sauron/morgoth, lost an appendage, the lost appendage represents freedom from torment, going to valinor to escape, and leaving valinor to escape, AND different ways of dealing with mental illness), and was like, "you're in the two percent club."
And I was like, "what's that"
"Like you are in the two percent of people who would make these connections. Have you considered putting this concentration in something like math? Which might make you money?"
And I was like, "well, you see, math is not that fun and with these guys I can write informative and argumentative essays in my free time and pretend it's fanfiction, soooo"
And then he kept letting me explain the fall of Gondolin 👍 love that guy
(I have not written those essays, but if my ELA tech asks, I will, no hesitation)
Should I kill this minor character's mom?
Why I should: good character development, creates conflict with her friend who thinks the people that killed her mom were pretty legit
Why I shouldn't: it will make me have to write MORE, it will create conflict, it was in the original plan but I'm kinda just not feeling it anymore
all my apologies to gimli who i cannot fit on this poll, zero apologies to denethor who i also can’t fit on this poll
Read The Hobbit, starting reading lotr now, read the Silmarillion, starting reading the Book of Lost Tales now, and have watched all Hobbit movies, LotR movies, and RoP show.
I've been feeling curious about how much overlap there is between the readership of these works, because I've seen several KOTLC people posting legendarium-related things recently (and I myself suspect that some elements of KOTLC were inspired by it, and thus find these elements interesting). So, if you could humour me and answer the question below:
Read the options CAREFULLY and vote whichever option FITS YOU BEST (I think I've covered most if not all). If you're confused about the options, the relevant information is below the poll. Also, I'd love it if you could tell me what you voted in the tags!
So without further ado:
REMINDER: If you have NOT read KOTLC (Keeper of the Lost Cities), then PLEASE do not vote.
If you are confused about any of these options, please read the explanations below:
If you've watched AND read some of these, please don't select the watch-only option :)
The definition of READ here (for everything but HoME where a dedicated skim or half the book counts) is if you've read the text IN ITS ENTIRETY or closely enough that it may as well be so (leaving this one up to your judgement but as a rule, let's say about 80% to 90% and with skipping only non-essential bits (LOTR prologue and appendices, geography chapter etc -- again, these may seem essential to you, but these are the ones most people seem to skip/skim)).
Also, although I doubt this will actually be a cause of debate, audiobooks count. They always count.
(rest of the explanation under cut if needed)
You do not have to have read all the Great Tales either; having read only one or a few counts.
The osmosis/pop culture option is for things like 'I mean I've watched 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard' and/or 'I have an irl friend or beloved mutual or person I follow who's read the books/watched the movies and talks about them a lot'.
For ONLY WATCHED, fan-films and fan-adaptations (such as the many Silm-related rock operas) count.
Silm refers to The Silmarillion (1977), as in the published text only.
The Great Tales refers to The Children of Húrin (2007), Beren and Lúthien (2017) and The Fall of Gondolin (2018). For the purposes of this poll it also includes The Fall of Númenor (2022)
HoME refers to The Histories of Middle-earth (1983-1996). For the purposes of this poll, it also includes Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-earth (1980) and The Nature of Middle-earth (2021) and (though this one's iffy) The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien (1981); if you've read Letters but not any of Silm/Great Tales/other HoME, just vote for the LOTR and/or Hobbit option.
BEAUTIFUL
incredible. LOTR fandom truly NEVER stops giving
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