A Cursed Thought Just Occured To Me And I Decided To Make You All Suffer To

A cursed thought just occured to me and I decided to make you all suffer to

So in Tolkien lore elves are immortal right? After a certain point they don't age and will just keep living, save for the intervention of accidents, illness/poison, or very pointy objects. This leads to a whole laundry list of questions on biology but there's one in particular I want to bite into today(pun much intended).

Teeth.

How do elf teeth work? Because the main issue with teeth over time is that they wear down with use. This is not as much of a problem in modern times, we are spoiled with a lot of very soft easy to chew food, but it's still a thing and historicaly you wore down your teeth alot over the course of your life. Things like smoking a pipe can carve a grove in your teeth where you hold the pipe stem.

And this means that if you're immortan and alive long enough, your teeth will wear down to nothing because elves do need to eat. But obviously Galadriel and Elrond aren't looking like grandmas who forgot their dentures, so elves must have something to solve this.

I therefor present my 3 running theories for how elves keep their teeth:

- The OP Teeth Of Steel Theory

Elf teeth are simply to strong to wear down. A bit boring if you ask me.

- The Elves Are Rodents Theory

Rodent front teeth grow continiously their entire life, it's realy cool. It's also why they're always chewing on things, because if they don't their teeth will grow so long it stops them from eating. This theory proposes elf teeth also just grow forever(this could lead to a extremely annoying habit of elves to grind their teeth to keep them down, but oh well).

- The Elves Are Sharks Theory

Sharks tackle the problem of teeth by simply?

Growing more teeth?

Like they just keep loosing teeth and growing new ones. For elves this could mean that when a tooth gets to worn it simply falls out and a new one grown in, like human milk teeth but their entire life.

This was all writen in about 10min while getting ready for bed, so please enjoy these lovely cursed thoughts while I escape to dreamland :)

@tathrin

More Posts from Writerthatcannotwrite and Others

Thoughts on this:

Carpe diem = sieze the day

Carpals/ metacarpals = bones in the hand

"Carpe diem" and "carpals" have a similar root.

"Carpe" is presumably "to sieze" and you use the hand, and consequently the bones in the hand, to grab something.

Grab = sieze

Therefore, the carpals are used to Carpe diem.


Tags
6 months ago

You can pry buff Celebrimbor out of my cold dead hands. He is a blacksmith. He is a grandson of Fëanor. He has survived and fought in too many wars to count.

But you must remember:

He is also a little guy. He chose not to follow his family into another kinslaying. He created a city of peace and happiness. He likes building doors. He is my baby boy who can wield a sledgehammer like a sword, my little guy who make the finest details in rings and gems. He is very cool.


Tags
2 months ago

Mark Your Calendars!

Celedriel Week Will Run From: April 6-12, 2025

Prompts Coming Up!

7 months ago

Please consider reblogging to increase sample size 🖤

5 months ago

Tell me why I was on a road trip with my dad to go hunting, and I was talking about the parallels between Frodo and Maedhros (tormented by Sauron/morgoth, lost an appendage, the lost appendage represents freedom from torment, going to valinor to escape, and leaving valinor to escape, AND different ways of dealing with mental illness), and was like, "you're in the two percent club."

And I was like, "what's that"

"Like you are in the two percent of people who would make these connections. Have you considered putting this concentration in something like math? Which might make you money?"

And I was like, "well, you see, math is not that fun and with these guys I can write informative and argumentative essays in my free time and pretend it's fanfiction, soooo"

And then he kept letting me explain the fall of Gondolin 👍 love that guy

(I have not written those essays, but if my ELA tech asks, I will, no hesitation)


Tags
5 months ago

Quick question!

Should I kill this minor character's mom?

Why I should: good character development, creates conflict with her friend who thinks the people that killed her mom were pretty legit

Why I shouldn't: it will make me have to write MORE, it will create conflict, it was in the original plan but I'm kinda just not feeling it anymore


Tags
4 months ago

all my apologies to gimli who i cannot fit on this poll, zero apologies to denethor who i also can’t fit on this poll

11 months ago

Read The Hobbit, starting reading lotr now, read the Silmarillion, starting reading the Book of Lost Tales now, and have watched all Hobbit movies, LotR movies, and RoP show.

KOTLC AND TOLKIEN'S LEGENDARIUM: READERSHIP OVERLAP

I've been feeling curious about how much overlap there is between the readership of these works, because I've seen several KOTLC people posting legendarium-related things recently (and I myself suspect that some elements of KOTLC were inspired by it, and thus find these elements interesting). So, if you could humour me and answer the question below:

Read the options CAREFULLY and vote whichever option FITS YOU BEST (I think I've covered most if not all). If you're confused about the options, the relevant information is below the poll. Also, I'd love it if you could tell me what you voted in the tags!

So without further ado:

REMINDER: If you have NOT read KOTLC (Keeper of the Lost Cities), then PLEASE do not vote.

Please REBLOG for larger sample size! Because I really am quite curious :)

If you are confused about any of these options, please read the explanations below:

If you've watched AND read some of these, please don't select the watch-only option :)

The definition of READ here (for everything but HoME where a dedicated skim or half the book counts) is if you've read the text IN ITS ENTIRETY or closely enough that it may as well be so (leaving this one up to your judgement but as a rule, let's say about 80% to 90% and with skipping only non-essential bits (LOTR prologue and appendices, geography chapter etc -- again, these may seem essential to you, but these are the ones most people seem to skip/skim)).

Also, although I doubt this will actually be a cause of debate, audiobooks count. They always count.

(rest of the explanation under cut if needed)

You do not have to have read all the Great Tales either; having read only one or a few counts.

The osmosis/pop culture option is for things like 'I mean I've watched 'They're taking the hobbits to Isengard' and/or 'I have an irl friend or beloved mutual or person I follow who's read the books/watched the movies and talks about them a lot'.

For ONLY WATCHED, fan-films and fan-adaptations (such as the many Silm-related rock operas) count.

Silm refers to The Silmarillion (1977), as in the published text only.

The Great Tales refers to The Children of Húrin (2007), Beren and Lúthien (2017) and The Fall of Gondolin (2018). For the purposes of this poll it also includes The Fall of Númenor (2022)

HoME refers to The Histories of Middle-earth (1983-1996). For the purposes of this poll, it also includes Unfinished Tales of Númenor and Middle-earth (1980) and The Nature of Middle-earth (2021) and (though this one's iffy) The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien (1981); if you've read Letters but not any of Silm/Great Tales/other HoME, just vote for the LOTR and/or Hobbit option.

8 months ago

BEAUTIFUL

incredible. LOTR fandom truly NEVER stops giving

( created by stixywixy | video on tiktok )

Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • kitecka
    kitecka liked this · 1 week ago
  • justfornow444
    justfornow444 liked this · 3 weeks ago
  • datfatork09
    datfatork09 liked this · 1 month ago
  • celebrian-lives
    celebrian-lives reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • kotone-sama
    kotone-sama liked this · 2 months ago
  • celebrian-lives
    celebrian-lives reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • lilmccoy
    lilmccoy reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • precioushoard
    precioushoard reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • rociel
    rociel reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • eglerieth
    eglerieth reblogged this · 2 months ago
  • chaoticconnoisseurgiver
    chaoticconnoisseurgiver liked this · 4 months ago
  • insomnicat44
    insomnicat44 reblogged this · 4 months ago
  • insomnicat44
    insomnicat44 liked this · 4 months ago
  • octopicuddlr
    octopicuddlr liked this · 4 months ago
  • elfo8792
    elfo8792 liked this · 7 months ago
  • thesummerrtriangle
    thesummerrtriangle liked this · 7 months ago
  • shadow-guardian-anabiel
    shadow-guardian-anabiel liked this · 8 months ago
  • bambambunny
    bambambunny liked this · 9 months ago
  • notadragon
    notadragon liked this · 9 months ago
  • ghostshadow
    ghostshadow liked this · 10 months ago
  • fangirl-s-blog
    fangirl-s-blog reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • fangirl-s-blog
    fangirl-s-blog liked this · 1 year ago
  • severelandvoid
    severelandvoid liked this · 1 year ago
  • annalysa
    annalysa liked this · 1 year ago
  • imafoodie1
    imafoodie1 liked this · 1 year ago
  • maniacmarsmallow
    maniacmarsmallow liked this · 1 year ago
  • letters2sappho
    letters2sappho liked this · 1 year ago
  • is-it-mungojerry-or-rumpelteazer
    is-it-mungojerry-or-rumpelteazer liked this · 1 year ago
  • naxios10
    naxios10 liked this · 1 year ago
  • tamilhobbit
    tamilhobbit reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • tamilhobbit
    tamilhobbit liked this · 1 year ago
  • writerthatcannotwrite
    writerthatcannotwrite reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • writerthatcannotwrite
    writerthatcannotwrite liked this · 1 year ago
  • fantaestic9
    fantaestic9 liked this · 1 year ago
  • falsehuman-png
    falsehuman-png liked this · 1 year ago
  • anonweaselfoxsstuff
    anonweaselfoxsstuff liked this · 1 year ago
  • sunniebo
    sunniebo liked this · 1 year ago
  • beetke
    beetke liked this · 1 year ago
  • deepestpersonspyknight
    deepestpersonspyknight reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • deepestpersonspyknight
    deepestpersonspyknight liked this · 1 year ago
  • polaris-wings
    polaris-wings reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • alovelyfrenchworld
    alovelyfrenchworld liked this · 1 year ago
  • crazyforcosmere
    crazyforcosmere liked this · 1 year ago
  • tiptop-cheerio
    tiptop-cheerio liked this · 1 year ago
  • protective-potato
    protective-potato reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • protective-potato
    protective-potato liked this · 1 year ago
  • rubberduckiemel
    rubberduckiemel reblogged this · 1 year ago
  • rubberduckiemel
    rubberduckiemel liked this · 1 year ago
  • araccoon
    araccoon liked this · 1 year ago

110 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags