Crablor When Elrond Tries To Drag Him To Valinor

If you could transimigrate anywhere in Arda with rock solid, Eru insured plot armor where would you go?

I'm falling right into Nerdanel's arms

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'Twas amazing. He honored his adopted kinslaying fathers, and it was iconic!!!!!!!

Did anyone else cheer went Elrond went feral?

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This came to me after school, yall.

Elrond: so you're just to accept three rings of power---that are shiny---made by Fëanor's grandson, when the three shiny things Fëanor made led to the deaths of thousands of people?????

Gil-Galad, Círdan, and Galadriel, who were all directly affected by Fëanor's Crazy: I mean, come onnnnn. What could POSSIBLY happen??

Elrond: *flashbacks to his dads arguing about some shiny rocks over dinner* ORPHANS AND SUICIDES COULD HAPPEN, THAT'S WHAT

Cause yall. Bro has firsthand experience of what shiny metals/rocks/jewelry does to the brain. His mom, his adopted dads, like the whole shebang. And all these people that Elrond looks up to, and likely sees as close family/friends, are just being stupid!!!! ALL OF THEM lived through the First Age, so there's no reason for this tomfoolery!!

Yes, I know that they were deceived by Annatar, and I know that no one is infallible, but guys!!!! Three objects of power!!! You gotta wonder were we saw that last! 🤔

My fanfic about a guinea pig and Lord Celebrimbor of Eregion:

And here are a few memes for it: