What Do You Mean Elon Musk Did A Nazi Salute On Live Tv At The United States Presidential Inauguration

My brain, sitting in a deer stand, no deer in sight: hey let's read some fanfic

Me: okay, then

My brain, after three minutes: hey what if Finduilas was Trans and became Gil-Galad for her transition. Because she died. "Finduilas" would be her dead name. It can be assumed that Turin was out of his noggin when he saw her "death", and just assumed she died.

Me: crack ideas to think up NOW? When my fingies are cold and I can't type well on my phone?? Really????

My brain: and can't the Peredhel Choice also be kinda trans-coded? Like choosing man or elf? Male or female characteristics? Something you already have---chromosomes (X/Y) or man/elf genes---but have to choose?

Me: I AM LITERALLY SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING FOR DEER RIGHT NOW, NOW IS NOT THE TIME

And guys, I don't even think Gil-Galad is trans (I think he's ace/aro, don't judge), but I just think this concept would be really funny! And I also don't think the Peredhil are Trans, but I like making connections!

fëanor's eldest sons

BRO THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING TOO

THE RINGS OF POWER: 2.05 — Halls of Stone

A cursed thought just occured to me and I decided to make you all suffer to

So in Tolkien lore elves are immortal right? After a certain point they don't age and will just keep living, save for the intervention of accidents, illness/poison, or very pointy objects. This leads to a whole laundry list of questions on biology but there's one in particular I want to bite into today(pun much intended).

Teeth.

How do elf teeth work? Because the main issue with teeth over time is that they wear down with use. This is not as much of a problem in modern times, we are spoiled with a lot of very soft easy to chew food, but it's still a thing and historicaly you wore down your teeth alot over the course of your life. Things like smoking a pipe can carve a grove in your teeth where you hold the pipe stem.

And this means that if you're immortan and alive long enough, your teeth will wear down to nothing because elves do need to eat. But obviously Galadriel and Elrond aren't looking like grandmas who forgot their dentures, so elves must have something to solve this.

I therefor present my 3 running theories for how elves keep their teeth:

- The OP Teeth Of Steel Theory

Elf teeth are simply to strong to wear down. A bit boring if you ask me.

- The Elves Are Rodents Theory

Rodent front teeth grow continiously their entire life, it's realy cool. It's also why they're always chewing on things, because if they don't their teeth will grow so long it stops them from eating. This theory proposes elf teeth also just grow forever(this could lead to a extremely annoying habit of elves to grind their teeth to keep them down, but oh well).

- The Elves Are Sharks Theory

Sharks tackle the problem of teeth by simply?

Growing more teeth?

Like they just keep loosing teeth and growing new ones. For elves this could mean that when a tooth gets to worn it simply falls out and a new one grown in, like human milk teeth but their entire life.

This was all writen in about 10min while getting ready for bed, so please enjoy these lovely cursed thoughts while I escape to dreamland :)

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Kind as summer, gender-bent Luthien in physical description.

Okay Tolkien fans name your favourite character without giving their name.

I'll start: Has such bad daddy issues that he fell for an obvious lie, ended up dangling by his wrist for a long while, then made a someone turn into a bird over some jewellery. Oh! and Kidnapping. Can't forget the kidnapping.

IN THE MIDDLE OF MATH CLASS AND AO3 ISNT LOADING

WHAT IS HAPPENING

IT ENDED ON A CLIFFHANGER

ao3 turns 15 today

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When you have to WRITE

And you have to CREATE

And you have to TYPE

But your fingies need to move faster than your brain and you CAN'T

Maglor from the Silmarillion

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