Ah Yes Me My Boyfriend And James Potter

favorite posts about dead boy detectives are the “omg cute lesbian date i’m so happy for jenny!!” followed by the inevitable “OH NO WHAT THE FUCK” ten minutes later

Neil Gaiman recently:

Every fic writer who says "Andrew doesn't sign autographs or stop for pictures. Ever. Except for children." are blessed by god

he's so me

remus lupin with social anxiety who everytime his friends talk to someone else he just stands there like 🧍‍♂️

You might disagree, but Andrew would be the loviest person with children, not the kind that runs around with them and make baby voices, but the kind that protect them with everything in his power and let them mess with him as much as they want.

Like, if Aaron's kids want to put a princess tiara and feathers on him, he would stay still and let them have as fun as possible.

And when there isn't many people around, he would smile. Just a little.

I'll not recover from Neil in Jean's perspective anytime soon

I feel about Remus Lupin the way other people feel about God.

read "loveless" being aroace is the most comforting thing that ever happened to me

The biggest plot twist of this book is revealing that Kevin Day isn't the biggest drama queen in exy.

Barty: From now on we'll be using code names! I'll be "eagle 1"

Barty: *points to Regulus* Reggie is "been there done that"

Regulus: 😑

James: hey now-

Barty: *points to Evan* Evan is "currently doing that"

Evan: *smirks and highfives Barty*

Barty: *points to Remus* Remus is "happened once in a dream"

Remus: *lifts an eyebrow*

Sirius: *offended gasp*

Barty: *points to Dorcas* Cas is "if I had to pick a girl"

Dorcas: *snorts* in your dreams Crouch

Barty: And Dora is

Pandora:

Evan:

Dorcas:

Regulus:

Barty: "eagle 2"

Evan and Pandora: oh thank god