No One’s Saying This So I Guess I’ve Gotta: No More Shirtless Scenes For Men If The Actors Gotta

please find below a list of my favourite quotes of ATYD in chronological order:

(spoiler alert if you haven’t read it yet (GO AND DO SO)

“Oh good, a Potter. Dad told me not to talk to you.” - Sirius Black

“From this day forward, we are The Marauders!” - Sirius Black

“You should be a teacher, Remus.” - James Potter

That Sirius Black grin. - Remus Lupins 

“I think she’s probably only annoyed because they’re muggle girls, she couldn’t care less that they’ve got their tits out.“ - Sirius Black

“Never look at another bloke a bit too long? Never get that feeling about a film star, or a teacher?” - Grant Chapman

“Anything for our Moony.” - Sirius Black

Oh god. I fancy Sirius Black. - Remus Lupin

“Morning, your prefect-ness,” - Sirius Black

“ We’vebecomeanimagus’ …” - James Potter

“You’re so brave, Remus.” - Peter Pettigrew

“You were beautiful.” - Sirius Black

“She’s got the best tits in the year. That’s very respectable.” - Sirius Black

James ‘oi, Evans!’ Potter - Remus Lupin

Just now, he wanted to be whatever Sirius needed. - Remus Lupin

I’m a great friend, me. All I think about is Sirius. Sirius’s safety. Sirius’s happiness. Sirius’s hands, Sirius’s neck, Sirius’s mouth, Sirius throwing me down on the bed and— - Remus Lupin

“You know when you just can’t get ‘em out of your mind, and in your head it’s great, and everything’s going the way you want - but then they’re there, in front of you, and… well it all goes to shit, because she’s just so much more spectacular in real life, y’know?” - James Potter

“Oopsie daisy!” - Barty Crouch Jr. 

“I forgot I have to share my boyfriend with his boyfriends.” - Mary MacDonald

“Don’t worry about me, sweetheart. I always land on me feet.” - Grant Chapman

When the war’s over, you’ll still be a queer werewolf with a chip on your shoulder. - Remus Lupin

“Godric save the girls stupid enough to marry any of you.” - Lily Evans to James Potter

“You’ll never leave me for a girl, will you, Moony?” - James Potter

“You’re lovely.” - Sirius Black

“I’ll never forget you stomping onto the train in those boots.” - Sirius Black

“You’re not a dark creature. You’re our Moony.” - James Potter

“You were loved, my little Remus, I pray you haven’t forgotten it.” - Hope Jenkins

“I bloody love you lot. You’re all my best friends,” - Marlene McKinnon

“I’m gay.” - Remus Lupin

“It’s going to be a matter of historical interest, future generations will need to know what miraculous feats you had to perform in order to finally convince Evans to–” - Sirius Black

Sirius in the sea was his new favourite thing to look at. - Remus Lupin

“I’m going to know everything about you, one day, I promise.” - Sirius Black

‘EAT THE RICH’ - the graffiti behind Grant Chapman

“Tell me a secret.” - Sirius Black

“I’ve no doubt you’ll have a classroom of your own, one day, young Lupin!” _ Professor Flitwick

“Moony is our criminal mastermind. Without him, we wouldn’t be the legends we are today.”  - James Potter

“And I’m mental about you.” - Sirius Black

“I am always Sirius.” - Sirius Black

“But if we can keep being happy together, and making eachother happy… then good. Brilliant. If it’s Sirius for you, and you for him, then brilliant.” - Lily Evans

“Oh Moony! You kill me. What happened to that rough little yob I used to know?” // “Some posh boy taught him to read.” - Sirius Black & Remus Lupin

“There’s something a bit sexy about the whole beast-man thing, though” - Mary MacDonald

"He’s a good kisser, isn’t he? But then, you were too, I seem to remember.” - Mary MacDonald

I think you’re beautiful, the only beautiful person I’ve ever seen. I love your voice and everything to do with you, down to your clothes or the room you are sitting in. I adore you. - Remus Lupin

"I’m away for a week and the castle turns into an orgy! What a load of queers.” - Marlene McKinnon

“That’s ok, because love not something you say. It’s something you do. Right?” - Sirius Black

"I’m always in a dark mood.” - Remus Lupin

“Hello… er, I mean… welcome, everyone, to the Hogwarts Quidditch cup final, 1978…” - Remus Lupin (this whole entire scene is a masterpiece”

“Remus ‘fuck-me-we-won’ Lupin.” - Sirius Black

“James ‘hangover free since ‘73’ Potter.” - Remus Lupin

“Love. It’s the only thing you get to take with you, you know.” - Hope Jenkins

“And… your mum? How’s she?” // “Dying.” // “Bummer” - Grant Chapman & Remus Lupin

“Love you.” - Remus Lupin

"It’s my patronus thought, this place.” - Sirius Black

“We’re getting married!” - Lily Evans

"Bloody feminist hero, Evans.” - Marlene McKinnon

“I don’t bite. Often.” - Remus Lupin

“It’s a boy!” - James Potter

How could there be a world without James Potter? You might as well picture a world without kindness, or laughter, or mischief. - Remus Lupin

“No one owes you a happy life.” // “But you owe yourself one, love.” - Remus Lupin & Grant Chapman

“Be gentle with yourself, love.” - Mary MacDonald

“Maybe. But she wants to make him immortal, and Odysseus wants to get back to Penelope. Calypso isn’t his true love.” - Remus Lupin

“Accio Marlboro’s” - Remus Lupin

All the Young Dudes “Like magnets, you and me. Always snap back together again.” - Grant Chapman

"He’s special to me , and if you’re not man enough to be kind to him, then you don’t deserve him. He’s been waiting for you. He’s never stopped waiting. He won’t say it, because Remus doesn’t say stuff like that. But he feels it. He feels everything, you must know that.” - Grant Chapman

“Look; you had him at his best, ok? I had his worst. And I was glad to do it. I have one part of him.” - Grant Chapman

"You’ve been my little bit of magic.” - Grant Chapman

“But shouldn’t life last longer, if it can be like this?” - Remus Lupin

“Ooh, teenage me would be so jealous, getting Remus Lupin in my bedroom!” - Sirius Black 

“I think at this point, there’s only love and hate. (…) Love or hate, I s’pose. You make a choice. ” // “Love.”

marauders as things my friends have said... pt.2

James: *standing on a chair* Lily, help me a spider!

Lily: Just get it yourself, it cant hurt you

Marlene: I think spiders are kind of cute.

Sirius: Yeah! spiders the puppies of the streets

Man, I love long passwords.

Office 365 now allows me to have 256 characters as a password. So I can use entire sentences on sensitive systems. Like, “To boldly go where no man has gone before!” (BTW that is not actually one of my passwords, I’m not stupid enough to put them on the Internet.) Because my brain is such a melange of catchphrases and funny lines and memes in text, I can pick any goddamn thing and it will be more memorable than n$Wf0k^%8&dCfRp*), or whatever stupid thing my browser or password protection program suggests.

I don’t even need to go with “correct horse battery staple” (see XKCD about that one), I can go with *stuffing the breadsticks into my purse* or *sees butterfly* “Is this a pigeon?” or “I’m being pursued by an insane military commander”. Or a line from an obscure Japanese pop song from the late 1980′s. (None of these are actually any of my passwords except maybe the obscure Japanese pop songs.)

Computers actually have a harder time cracking a password the longer it is; a dictionary attack doesn’t fail on leetspeak anymore (replacing your i’s with 1 and your o’s with 0, for example), but after a certain point, they won’t even try dictionary attack because it’s more likely that your password can be cracked by very, very quickly going through all the possibilities for each of your 8 or 9 or 10 characters. They’ll try “password” and “admin” and your username and every variation they can manage of those, and then move on to brute force. But if your sentence is 35 characters long that makes it exponentially vastly harder to crack that way. Yet almost all of our systems want us to use nonsensical passwords made of random garbage characters that we can’t possibly remember, and use a unique one for every credential we have, so we must rely on a password management system… which is a single point of failure.

It is so much better when you can use passwords like “Looks like this is a job for SUPERMAN!”

so on point!!

My contribution to the “hEy y’AlL dOn’T fOrGeT iT wAs tHe ‘90’s”

I am a teen of the ‘90s so this is my JAM. Delia’s catalog vibes and omg Ron as a baby skaterboi.

hey anon. Yes. Here he is

ofc ofc

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

always!!

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

the harry potter books rated by mentions of how handsome sirius is

philosopher’s stone: no direct mention of sirius but hagrid gives harry a photo album with pictures of his parents and you know sirius is being actively handsome in at least a third of them (5/10)

chamber of secrets: a hollow, empty book (-10/10)

prisoner of azkaban: uncle vernon disapproves of sirius’ hair at the beginning of the book which means it looks sufficiently punk rock even after twelve years in prison. harry thinks sirius looks handsome in the photo from his parent’s wedding day and hp is super pissed off at that point so it must be an objective fact; other than that not a great time for sirius or his #look (7/10)

goblet of fire: sirius looks good even when his face is made of flames. feels true and right. (8/10)

order of the phoenix: an entire flashback devoted to the “casual elegance” of sirius’ hair and how good-looking he is. at one point he looks “rather haughty and bored, but very handsomely so”. excellent stuff jkr. would get full marks except for my inability to accept the end of this book (9.5/10)

half-blood prince: one can only hope that sirius is keeping it fresh up in wizard heaven but who can say for sure (2/10)

deathly hallows: sirius is described as carelessly handsome in a photo, although im personally skeptical about how careless it was. ghost sirius is tall and handsome, as per usual. (8/10)

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does anyone know what firewhisky tastes like?

because its written in fanfic all the time but i just cant seem to picture what it tastes like, maybe cinnamon...