Puns Are The Lowest Form Of Humor EXCEPT For When I Make Them. Hope This Helps!

Me: constantly has amazingly elaborate scenes playing in my mind for 5 different fics I really want to write.

Also me when I finally sit down to write any of them:

All of Kanto has been done!

Onto Johto!

It’s the way adult abusers are never punished in a narratively satisfying way in this show, but teenage victims or abuse and other traumas are tortured and killed violently and in explicit detail by the main villain who they want us to be sympathetic towards because he was just a curious gifted child before all The Murder. Is Stranger Things just an allegory for the Duffer’s victim complex? Once again, being a nerd does not make you oppressed…

I don't understand why everyone is so mad that the person who won the playbill contest ships Beetlejuice and Lydia it does not hurt you and it has nothing to do with the ship if it makes you uncomfortable I get it but you don't have to attack other people

I'm addicted to images from hazbin hotel 😭

i wanna see fezco w a high maintenance gf like a little princess ass bitch

like him kissing her poor little finger when a perfectly manicured nail snaps off before smoothing the crease between her eyebrows away with his thumb n kissing the pout off her lips with a promise that we’ll get it fixed, baby

keeps a little handheld mirror at the front counter of the store just for her so she can stop using her front camera to touch up her makeup when she’s hanging around with him

ashtray rolling his eyes from the back room because he’s watched this bitch put on lip gloss for the past fifteen minutes while his brother stared at her like a starry eyed moron

my personal pet peeve with x reader fanfics rn is that I !!personally!! hate like naive and stupid readers. like use ur brain babes

I love this so much

Made a little flag for Beetlebabes shippers to use!

Use it anywhere you like! Stickers, prints, icons….. as long as you ship our beloved Ghost With The Most with his canon bride and best friend, Lydia. 🖤

Alright everyone after seeing the mario movie....I now need more Powser in my life than ever before!

PeachxBowser 100%

This is absolutely correct

The ministry: you two were like brothers

Albus: oh, we were more then brothers

A minister: *uses the memmory wand thing*

This pops up:

The ministry: ….

Albus: ….

The ministry: …

Albus: ….can I got back to teaching now or???? Cause that *points at the memory* that’s just gonna keep being more vivid