...Belos?
What's that? Not an entire month between chapters? Huh, weird.
New Chapter Excerpt below the cut! (Please give me lots of love and comments please. My life is making me sad and I needed it)
Excerpt:
Wake up before the sun rises, shake off the nightmares, then train.
He’s free.
Train until his body gives out or Flapjack starts yelling at him. Rest and recover, clean himself up and prepare a serving of rations for breakfast. They’re bland and tasteless.
This is freedom.
Perform the needed chores- clean the dishes, take inventory of the remaining supplies, and wash his clothes if required.
He has to do this… No. He chooses to do this. Because he has the freedom to choose.
And he chooses the exact same thing. Every morning, rinse and repeat. Again and again.
His choice.
After he's finished his morning routine he researches.
And researches.
And researches.
He’s…
So tired.
This morning's nightmare was a different flavour of horrible. Instead of Belos, instead of chains, he dreamt of death and boiling seawater.
He dreamt of the mer-person's final moments, but the complete opposite of how it happened in reality.
In Hunter's nightmare, it's his own gloved hands gripping tight onto their throat. He's submerged in the tank with the mer-person, boiling, boiling, boiling, as he squeezes tighter and tighter staring into their eyes.
Except their eyes aren't yellow-teal with a horizontal pupil like a mer-person's should be.
They're magenta. Magenta like-
"End me like my others"
He squeezes and boils and stares into too-familiar eyes before waking up hot and shivering, soaked in a fevered sweat knowing in his heart that it's going to be one of those weeks.
Day 4: Formal Attire
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For Darcy week hosted by yourlocalapplemarket on Instagram!!
I somehow forgot to post this here D:
I drew a meme/shitpost thing related to my Losing Marbles fic :P
Btw Anne’s not dead dw XD
Also I meant to draw Anne in the family guy death pose but kinda messed up cuz I couldn’t look up a reference since I was on a plane lmao
This post turned out so long tf XD
Darcy: Slash gamemode creative.
Sasha: Dude, this isn't Min-
Darcy: *starts levitating*
Andrias: I need life advice.
Darcy, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right people.
Andrias: Why are you late?
Darcy: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Andrias: Overslept?
Darcy: Overslept.
Andrias: I feel so burnt out.
Darcy: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.
Andrias: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Darcy: Well not if you’re expecting it.
Darcy: Something’s off.
Andrias: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Darcy: No, but that’s funny.
Darcy: Andrias, we tried things your way.
Andrias: No, we didn't.
Darcy: We did it in our head and it didn't work.
Andrias: You read my diary?
Darcy: At first we did not know it was your diary. We thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Darcy: Marcy is 39 cheetos tall.
Andrias: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Darcy: Because we're out of doritos.
Olivia: Let me see what you have!
Darcy: A SCYTHE!
Olivia: NO!
Olivia, about Darcy: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?
Andrias: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.
Anne: Marcy, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Darcy: Well of course we have.
Darcy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Darcy: It's boring.
Darcy: Well Andrias, we have to say, we’re really disappointed.
Andrias: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
Darcy, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, our child.
Andrias, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-
Andrias: Do you want a drink?
Darcy: We could go for some appy slices right now.
Andrias: With a little peanut butter to dip them in?
Darcy: FUCKING OF COURSE WE WANT PEANUT BUTTER ANDRIAS!
Andrias: Don’t stay up all night, Darcy. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own armor.
Olivia: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Darcy does? What if they jump off a cliff?
Andrias: If Darcy were to jump off a cliff, they would have done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Darcy jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Olivia: You jump off a cliff.
Andrias: Gladly, provided Darcy did first.
Darcy: *slams books down in front of Andrias*
Darcy: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Andrias: You could of said literally anything else.
Darcy: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Andrias: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Andrias: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Darcy: All we drank was Redbull!
Andrias: How many?
Darcy: Eighteen.
Darcy, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Darcy, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved our children?
Darcy: Somebody moved our M&M's, and now we are going to start killing.
Andrias: Darcy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Darcy, curled up inside a hoodie that's 100 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Darcy: We left instructions for everyone while we’re gone.
Andrias: Mine just says "Andrias no."
Darcy: We want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Darcy: You’re alive.
Andrias: There’s no need to sound so disappointed.
Andrias: How stupid do you think I am?!
Darcy: You really want an honest answer to that?
Darcy, standing with their back turned: We’ve been expecting you, Sasha.
Sasha: How did you do that without turning around?
Darcy: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people we did that to were not you.
Yes. It’s incredible.
(valid af headcanon and I’m tempted to steal it, but she’s mostly regarded as like straight or bi in canon. Sadly, in the comics, she does not have a girlfriend that she casually mentioned to the media 😔)
if i post enough lies on this website, will they end up in the google AI summaries?
Hey my dude! How ya doing? Good? Wanna hear about another stupid idea I have? Probably not but here go!
Amphibia AU where everything's the same except Marcy is just. Dangerous, like she looks like she could snap you in half (and would do it). And Child!Sasha and Anne saw the girl sitting on her own, reading a book and only looking up to death glare others. And just, adopted her.
Cjjsbdjfjsj scary Marcy gives me LIFE
You fool.
You dare question the greatness of Matt Braly?
(Photo from “The Beginning of the End”)
No filler episodes in Amphibia, Matt?
No filler, huh, Matt?
Are you sure about that, Matt?
Are you really sure, Matt?
I’ve never seen anyone else write, draw, or even mention this concept so I’ve got a hot take for y’all:
Darcy comes up with all sorts of fun derogatory names to call their frobots.
Like imagine one can’t find something they told it to grab for them and they scream, “IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, YA WAFFLE IRON!!”
Or a bot bumps against them in the hall and they shove it out of the way and say “Watch it, roomba!”
Or a couple are trying to lift something and Darcy sighs and goes, “You pathetic crockpots, PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!!”
It’s even in character imo. I mean Darcy has Marcy’s memories from Earth so they’d still know plenty of household appliances to compare some bots to hehe.
I brain went “what if Darcy glitched?” then shat this out so here ya go
Sasha: I’m here to save her and stop you!
Darcy: Well th- *freezes*
Sasha:
Grime:
Darcy: *slight twitching*
Sasha:
Grime: Is… this a human thing?
Darcy: *eyes start flashing rainbow colors*
Sasha: Don’t think so
Grime:
Sasha: *steps towards Darcy with one sword out in front of her to poke at their armor*
Darcy: -̷̳̝̓̔E̴̳͍͊̊E̶̠̒̚E̸͙͘N̴͙͘E̴̻̎͝N̴͔̙͂͝Ȇ̵̩N̷͖̺̄Ṋ̶̊̈́E̷̡͊N̷͕̾E̴̬͛N̵̜̩̑̐E̴̘͊̋E̶̯͖͒E̸̾͜E̵̻͋N̴̛͇̿Ñ̸̻̖N̷͚̍Ṇ̵̝̎Ń̴̘̭Ǹ̶̯̕ *falls to the floor*
Sasha: *shrieks and stumbles backwards*
Darcy: *rolls around like they have some weird ass ragdoll physics bug* L̴̲̚L̸͔̞͒L̸̻͎͠Ļ̶͎͆Ľ̸̺̰L̸̟͠E̷̘̤̓L̷̺̼̈́̕E̶͇͋E̷͗̚͜È̵̙̗̎E̸̢̔Ě̵̯̭́B̶̡̛̘̚B̶̖̈́B̸̺̀B̸̦̖̀̔B̷̙̮̓͒B̵̰̒B̵̦̠̔̑Ś̸̢͌S̴̨̓̊S̵̝͇̄͠S̸̼̐Ȗ̴̼Ų̴̜̿U̸̺̓̒L̴͈̓͊U̵̹̟̓͝Ļ̷̊̚Ĺ̸̮͠L̵͉̻̈̔B̸̰̐Ṙ̶̺̩͘R̴̖̲͝R̶̒̐͜R̶̗͗Ë̷̮͉́E̴̢̦͗͗
would you perhaps do the Danny Phantom opening theme?
https://dannyphantom.fandom.com/wiki/Danny_Phantom_Opening
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Always
When you arrive at LAX (Los Angeles International Airport… where Sasha picked up Marcy in the timeskip) for a layover and this is what you’re greeted with
Heyo!! My pronouns are she/they and I like to write and shitpost :Pxenia12.carrd.co
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