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Our Flag Means Death season 2 episode 1.

a ranking of crowley hair

1. eden, 4004 bc. it’s okay. he’s getting the hang of hair. not entirely sure what he wants to do with it yet. fun curls, kinda snakey. not bad, necessarily, but not quite there yet. 7/10

2. mesopotamia, 3004 bc. better! just look at those braids! still waiting for people to invent mirrors, i guess, or maybe just putting the braids wherever he feels like it when he’s bored. either way, it’s a good gay look. 9/10

3. golgotha, 22 ad. again, not much has changed. no more visible braids, but the hood! he’s adding to the drama! you really can’t go wrong with hood and long hair drama. 8/10

4. rome, 41 ad. NOW things are getting shaken up. gay and impulsively cut all his hair off. but it’s not good! please stop. extra points for the fun little crown. 2/10

5. the kingdom of wessex, 537 ad. no visible hair. 1/10 for helmet

6. the globe theatre, 1601. the hair? not bad. flowy. has good volume, good waves. the beard? noooooo. 4/10

7. paris, 1793. STOP. just STOP. mr crowley sir go back to your room and redo your hair this minute. 0/10

8. st. james’s park, 1862. he gets points for the top hat. and those sunglasses? iconic. but he gets minus so many points for the sideburns. 3/10

9. london, 1941. good hat, though it covers his hair, making it hard to judge. likely it’s just short and slicked back. not bad, but boring. 5/10

10. soho, 1967. i will admit, the more i look at it, the more this one looks kinda cute in a lesbian way. or maybe it’s the pathos of “you go too fast for me” he has to deal with that’s getting to me. whatever the case, 1967 crowley hair is doing okay. 7/10

11. demon disco dancing, 1970s. ahhhhhh. someone please make him shave. extra pity point for his dancing. 2/10

12. london, 2007. good, good, much improved. cute and ready to party. 9/10

13. nanny, 2012. he’s obviously putting in some real effort here. he knows what he thinks nannies should look like and he’s going hard for it. unfortunately what he thinks is a good nanny look is not entirely flattering on him, but he’s trying. 6/10 for effort

14. not nanny, 2012. okay now THIS. THIS is the pinnacle of crowley hair. just LOOK at that little half bun barely constrained by the hair tie. it’s cute! it’s fun! it’s flirty! peak hairstyle for trying to tempt your boyfriend into running his fingers through to pull it out of its confines.100/10

15. present day. well, he looks like david tennant. i mean he is david tennant, and this is david tennant’s actual hair, but there’s just something about this sort of sticky uppy hairstyle that is inextricable from doctor who for me. still, obviously it isn’t a bad look for him. 8/10

16. this one’s just sad and gay. 10/10 for somebody to love

“you’re a monster. a plague. you defile beautiful things.”

Interview with the Demon (2023)

“Showing Athena around the Greek Camp”

Recorded by Odysseus Laertides (1700 b.C.)

They're gay your honor

wolfstar enemies to lovers fics?

Below are a few older lists plus a bonus fic you might like!

Wolfstar Enemies to Lovers

Wolfstar Friends/Enemies with Benefits

Credit No Credit by @halictus-writer

Remus and Sirius are both applying to graduate school. Whenever they cross paths at program visits, they inevitably hook up. This situation would make more sense to their friends if they weren't supposed to be enemies. A wolfstar university-set enemies with benefits to lovers AU.

The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

Masterlist - Drarry recs by sitp 

Hello friends! I finally put together all the #drarry reclists I’ve done in the past year, and this master post is now linked on my bio. Enjoy and don’t forget to shower these authors with love & appreciation! 

Tropes:

A/B/O

Action/Adventure

Advent

Amortentia

Angst 1 | Angst 2 | Angst 3 | Angst 4 | Angst 5

Animagus

Arranged marriage & Accidental bonding

Auror Trainees | Ministry co-workers

Break up make up

Case fics

Clubbing | Dancing | Coming out 1 & 2

Comfort fics 1 | Comfort fics 2 | Comfort fics 3 | Tender fics

Courtship

Creature fics | Werewolf Harry + Veela Draco 

Dark fics | Dark Drarry

Disability

Draco POV | Draco in the Muggle World

Enemies to lovers 1 | 2 | 3 | Enemies to lovers to enemies

Established relationship 1 | 2 | 3 | Reckless proposals

Epic fics with high stakes

Fake dating | Secret relationship

Female Drarry

Fluff 1 | Fluff 2 | Fluff 3

Found family

Friends to lovers | Friends with Benefits | Strangers to friends to lovers

Golden Trio Friendship

Healer!Draco + Auror!Harry1 & 2

Hitmen AU

Hogwarts 8th year: Reclist 1 | Reclist 2 | Reclist 3

Hogwarts Professors

Holiday trips

Humor

Hurt/Comfort

Identity porn

In Vino Veritas

Mpreg | Kid fic | Single parenting

Magical houses & sentient Hogwarts

Major character death

Miscommunication

Movie/TV AU | Non-magical | Historical | Hanahaki | Merman

Mystery | Noir-esque fics | Horror | Spooky

Odd jobs

Older Drarry

Only one bed | Nightmares

Parseltongue

Party games

Pets | Draco owns a cat | Pet snake

Poly/Open relationship

Post-war struggles | Redemption Arc

Presumed dead/disappearance

Quidditch

Roommates

Sex shop

Slow burn 1 | Slow Burn 2

Soulmates & Fuck or Die | Non-explicit soulmate AU

Texting

Time travel

War aftermath

Wizarding Politics

5 + 1 | 9 + 1

Characters:

Ace Drarry | Trans Drarry

Dark Harry 1 & 2 | Powerful Harry | Head Auror Harry | Recluse Harry | Flirty Harry | Master of Death Harry | Himbo Harry | POC Harry

Draco fixing things | Draco cooking 

Down and out Draco | Out and proud Draco | Reserved Draco | Self-deprecating Draco

French speaking Draco | Scholar Draco | Beauxbatons Draco

Protective Harry | Protective Draco 1 & 2

Jealous Harry | Jealous Draco

Pining Harry | Pining Draco | Flirting

Pregnant Harry | Pregnant Draco

Smitten Harry | Oblivious Harry obsessed with Draco

Smoking Draco | Sharing a smoke

Spoiled Draco | Witty Draco | Dramatic Draco | Jerk Draco

Soft Draco | Sad Draco | Sick Draco | Long haired & buff Draco

Unspeakable Draco | Spy Draco | Draco with a soft spot for Harry | Draco switches sides

Werewolf: Harry | Draco

Specific themes:

Auction

Banter

Body positivity

Bumping into each other | Draco meets the Dursleys

Cat!Draco

Caught in the act

Dark Mark removal

Drarry against the world | Drarry against the odds | Power Couple Drarry

Denial of feelings

Dubious professional ethics | Harry against corrupted Ministry

First person POV

Fics set outside the UK | Returning to England

Harry takes Draco in | Domestic angst | Intimacy issues

Intimate and light plot | Non-sexual intimacy | Mature/healthy relationship

Loneliness | Touch starved Drarry | Unexpected hugs

Malfoy’s Peacocks

Pet names

Playing the piano | Sharing music recs

Protective Slytherins

Right person, wrong time | Doomed lovers

Sad closeted Harry | One thinks the other is straight

Shakespearean references

Summer vibes | Cottagecore vibes | Dark & sexy vibes

Tattoos

Tea

Yoga

Winter coziness

8th year fuck buddies

21yo Drarry

Side characters:

Draco & Luna | Harry’s friends 1 & 2 | Supportive Ron | Teddy | Original characters | Narcissa | House elves | Charlie | Snape | BAMF Ron & Hermione | Weasleys appreciation | Ginny | Scorpius | Draco & Hermione

Personal favorites:

50k+ fics | Fics that give me chills | Oldies (2000-2010) (2011-2015) | All-time faves | Smut 1 & 2 | Hurtfest 2020 | Short fics 1 & 2 | Fics that made me cry | Popular tropes | G and T works | Long T-rated fics | Bedtime reads | New fics

remember in e6 when they were brainstorming fuckery ideas and buttons said “i yearn to make sweet love to the sea” and stede responded with “woah! way too personal!”

anyway who’s excited to see Stede Hypocrite Bonnet overshare about every single romantic and sexual thought he has about his beloved edward in s2