REBLOG: Go To Your Blog And Click The Egg To See What Hatches

Hi guys!!!!! I'm actually writing Clarissa lore here, if you wanna read 👶👶👶

O MEIN GOT!! GAY PEOPLE!!

Guys do I have to keep drawing his facepaint on for you to know this is secondo (joke)

Yasssssss secondo with his catholic girly (Clarissa mom)

AU where Vergil disappears at the end of DMC3 and later finds Nero, whom he believes to be Dante’s illegitimate son, and trains him at the boy’s request (and also cuz he secretly cares for Nero’s safety but shhhh).

not sure if I hate this or if I think it’s just mid 🤡💔

Hi do u love him

Lesbian Arthur and Mary Linton be upon ye

Plus some doodles of lady javier and Martha (lady arthur)

hello my name is patrick american’psycho pierce&pierce bateman and i kill people (that’s how i got my name). i have a 700 step skincare routine and a tanning bed in my house and a lot of people tell me i look like christian bale (AN: if you don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!!) im a yuppie but my teeth are straight and white. i have tan skin. im a businessman and i work at an office building where i’m a stockbroker (but i don’t really do anything) i’m rich (in case you couldn’t tell) and i love name brands and buy all my clothes from them. for example today i was wearing a lightweight linen suit with pleated trousers, a cotton shirt and a dotted silk tie all by valentino couture, and perforated cap toe shoes by allen edmonds. i was walking around outside the laundromat. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of poor people stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.

“hey halberstram!” shouted a voice. i looked up. it was…..paul allen!

So glad to hear everyone is understanding how important Nihil’s friend from the Dance Macabre video is.

My most joyless, pedantic, Niel DeGrasse Tyson ass take is that I find the "Biblically Accurate Angel" meme annoying. I cannot see that joke without going "UHM ACTUALLY-"

My original plan I had for when Satanized came out, but I ended up giving up because I bit off more than i could chew.