Me Individually Reviewing The Lyrics For Every Single Song On A Character Playlist Nobody Else Will Ever

Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

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pointing at u uhm anyways whos your favorite npc? and whyy

fuck you i love them all ( kyx?)

okaokayaa deep breaths parker come up with a good concise answer haha just kidding i am about to go on a tirade. (more under)

my favorite one of the paraclan npcs... god i love them all. especially gorsedapple and skyheart though, the parallels are really fantastic and i keep remembering that one conversation i had about the potential fidge kit parallel with ebonydawnsky because augh that was just so interesting. additionally gorsedapple's highest loyalty being his fellow oracles - his found family - above even his own biological family, is very touching and i feel kind of speaks to the kind of bonds that emerge in paraclan; these cats have so, so little, especially in intrapersonal relationships, and have been raised with religious dogma shoved in their face. to have the cats at the very heart of that, the oracles, deny it is just. AUGH.

that and ebonysky is hilarious and cute, and comfreystar is also a silly guy. he reminds me of this one character from my hyperfixation but don't ask because it's VERY messy and many times removed. i think it's just the blue coding in fact.

of the spirits? moonpath, probably, which feels like a basic choice to be honest. but want to protect crowswoop (and the wet cat vibes from both of them haha) is so interesting to me, ESPECIALLY, with the juxtaposition between moonpath's connection to crowswoop and lightstar's connection with fidgetfire. and she's just so.. i feel like she could blorbo. btw shes gay and in love with light’s wife

and swanpaw! mostly because of the silly hazel hijinks but also the fatherdaughter relationship between her and mist, especially with some lore in mind... she was just a kid (who god had serious beef with) and her death always makes me very sad conceptually.

god, i also love all the nouveau flame npcs. my favorites are probably bennett and vex though. bennett is no surprise i hope, i had a lot of fun writing him and i find his personality alongside his tiny role in season one to be very fun. i believe in the excruciating it's been changed to be icarus, but bennett was originally the guard watching the travelers who turtledove dismisses in chapter two! i treat it as canon because the idea of bennett feeling responsible for the death of someone he looked up to greatly is funny... i also find emmett's entire half of the family being dead hilarious and sad.

vex!! no real reason besides i felt super bad for her when they kick dirt in her eyes and she dies, but also my vexmarine headcanon is thriving... lesbians or whatever

it's no hot take to love pennystar and roofstar, my favorite npc is probably crosswalk though, she's just so cute and sweet and i care her a lot as an important part of the breakfast club and switchblade's story. pre-crosswalk it pissed me off that there was only four breakfast club members when there are five in the movie btw... by extension i also love crosswalk. also him being a loved guy who has this daughter is super cute to me too.

i also love pigeon-toed! rice and pigeon are super duper funny to me.

that being said, i cannot deny my kin bias for gatekeep, cardboard, and conekit. gatekeep being this very loyalist and so stereotypically alleyclan cat compared to cardboard who is more reserved but also one of miss' lackeys is hilarious. and conekit, bless their soul rest in peace, is such a gremlin who i really wish had more content / i'd made more content for. speaking of expect an npc toyhouse page from me sometime soon!

my favorite polix npc is far and away rocket. iykyk but also goddd rocketflame is so good 🔥🔥 gives doubleflame a run for it’s money too bad she died :P also she’s so silly and fun and her relationship with forest and stella is super cute. she’s THE polix npc also i love that she’s not super into crescendo

another fave is def sheep, tt ex is so silly and also they’re just. very. i also love geoffrey jeremy and jess. i’m adamant that geoffrey is jeremy’s dad and that minnow bowfin and guppy reminded him of his dad. speaking of, minnow!!! one of many “dead npc sibling who has two living littermates” and one of my faves. her subtle trans girl swag is IMMENSE. genetically if she was afab she would be a calico but she’s NOT. she’s TRANS.

again also love ricecooker. they’re just SILLY and spiritually SENSITIVE

i love moo zelda five mins and gucci ofc. gucci and zelda’s dynamic post-five mins death is so sweet and sad, if anyone reading has seen the writing kyx made like a year ago..

of my personal kin npcs i adore robingloom, mettle’s mother. she fucked him up so badly and it affects the way he thinks and therefore everything he says, does, and how he treats the people around him. explodes into a bajillion smithereens sorry to sneak mettleposting into this but aughh

alright, that was a long read :3 thanks for gritting your teeth through it

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

Watching you go, for the last time (Part 1)

something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.

Heading into fall like 🍂✨🐈‍⬛✨🍂

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i wish i could infinitely regenerate my body parts so i could explode into viscera for dramatic effect whenever something mildly upsetting occurs