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that’s my emotional support mutual that I never interact with

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?

GUESS WHOOOOOO :33333333

pointing at u uhm anyways whos your favorite npc? and whyy

fuck you i love them all ( kyx?)

okaokayaa deep breaths parker come up with a good concise answer haha just kidding i am about to go on a tirade. (more under)

my favorite one of the paraclan npcs... god i love them all. especially gorsedapple and skyheart though, the parallels are really fantastic and i keep remembering that one conversation i had about the potential fidge kit parallel with ebonydawnsky because augh that was just so interesting. additionally gorsedapple's highest loyalty being his fellow oracles - his found family - above even his own biological family, is very touching and i feel kind of speaks to the kind of bonds that emerge in paraclan; these cats have so, so little, especially in intrapersonal relationships, and have been raised with religious dogma shoved in their face. to have the cats at the very heart of that, the oracles, deny it is just. AUGH.

that and ebonysky is hilarious and cute, and comfreystar is also a silly guy. he reminds me of this one character from my hyperfixation but don't ask because it's VERY messy and many times removed. i think it's just the blue coding in fact.

of the spirits? moonpath, probably, which feels like a basic choice to be honest. but want to protect crowswoop (and the wet cat vibes from both of them haha) is so interesting to me, ESPECIALLY, with the juxtaposition between moonpath's connection to crowswoop and lightstar's connection with fidgetfire. and she's just so.. i feel like she could blorbo. btw shes gay and in love with light’s wife

and swanpaw! mostly because of the silly hazel hijinks but also the fatherdaughter relationship between her and mist, especially with some lore in mind... she was just a kid (who god had serious beef with) and her death always makes me very sad conceptually.

god, i also love all the nouveau flame npcs. my favorites are probably bennett and vex though. bennett is no surprise i hope, i had a lot of fun writing him and i find his personality alongside his tiny role in season one to be very fun. i believe in the excruciating it's been changed to be icarus, but bennett was originally the guard watching the travelers who turtledove dismisses in chapter two! i treat it as canon because the idea of bennett feeling responsible for the death of someone he looked up to greatly is funny... i also find emmett's entire half of the family being dead hilarious and sad.

vex!! no real reason besides i felt super bad for her when they kick dirt in her eyes and she dies, but also my vexmarine headcanon is thriving... lesbians or whatever

it's no hot take to love pennystar and roofstar, my favorite npc is probably crosswalk though, she's just so cute and sweet and i care her a lot as an important part of the breakfast club and switchblade's story. pre-crosswalk it pissed me off that there was only four breakfast club members when there are five in the movie btw... by extension i also love crosswalk. also him being a loved guy who has this daughter is super cute to me too.

i also love pigeon-toed! rice and pigeon are super duper funny to me.

that being said, i cannot deny my kin bias for gatekeep, cardboard, and conekit. gatekeep being this very loyalist and so stereotypically alleyclan cat compared to cardboard who is more reserved but also one of miss' lackeys is hilarious. and conekit, bless their soul rest in peace, is such a gremlin who i really wish had more content / i'd made more content for. speaking of expect an npc toyhouse page from me sometime soon!

my favorite polix npc is far and away rocket. iykyk but also goddd rocketflame is so good 🔥🔥 gives doubleflame a run for it’s money too bad she died :P also she’s so silly and fun and her relationship with forest and stella is super cute. she’s THE polix npc also i love that she’s not super into crescendo

another fave is def sheep, tt ex is so silly and also they’re just. very. i also love geoffrey jeremy and jess. i’m adamant that geoffrey is jeremy’s dad and that minnow bowfin and guppy reminded him of his dad. speaking of, minnow!!! one of many “dead npc sibling who has two living littermates” and one of my faves. her subtle trans girl swag is IMMENSE. genetically if she was afab she would be a calico but she’s NOT. she’s TRANS.

again also love ricecooker. they’re just SILLY and spiritually SENSITIVE

i love moo zelda five mins and gucci ofc. gucci and zelda’s dynamic post-five mins death is so sweet and sad, if anyone reading has seen the writing kyx made like a year ago..

of my personal kin npcs i adore robingloom, mettle’s mother. she fucked him up so badly and it affects the way he thinks and therefore everything he says, does, and how he treats the people around him. explodes into a bajillion smithereens sorry to sneak mettleposting into this but aughh

alright, that was a long read :3 thanks for gritting your teeth through it

sorry i told ur brother to follow his dreams lol i didn’t know that his dreams included trying to murder u

im like if a dead body was alive

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

the "sorry my follower added that comment to your post" cake is arguably the rawest and most brutal reaction image on this site. like that's your follower. they followed you one day because they liked your posts. you're not even mutuals, they're your follower, you're their shepherd, you might as well be jesus to them. and then they embarrass you by posting cringe, so you grab them by their little pencil neck until their eyes bug out of their skull and parade them, tarred and feathered, through the town square, then drop their sad shitty body on OP's doorstep and paternalistically apologize on their behalf. all for the love of clout. every time i see that cake i get the impression that I've just witnessed a public execution for the crime of drawing a countryhumans gijinka of the country russia as an anime boy with his midriff coyly exposed, and the person dropping the blade on the guillotine is the accused's own dry-eyed father. It's riveting. I hope that image never goes away.

so sad seeing people hate the new mapleshade plushie. it's all support women's wrongs until the women in question look like they've been used to soak up milk and then flung at a wall