I Love The Phrase "great Post Everyone. Hit The Showers" Because It Implies That Posting Is A Sport.

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Please tell about the second defense mechanism i can't find anything online about it

yeah i wasn’t sure how much was online abt it so here’s a video 👍

I’m digging the blog revival you should do more corvidposting

revival...reviva revia like revival reval like when the revival in the re

I’m sorry I just can’t get over this seal I found on tiktok. Why does it look like that???

Are You A Gamer.

This is what the "Gamer Police" would ask me in a twisted YA Dystopian novel where video games are outlawed and I, Atarii Nindo, am a shy yet clumsy teenage girl who harbors a shameful secret (I have a birthmark in the exact shape of a PlayStation controller) and have just been caught inside the ABANDONED AR_ADE (missing letters on the sign) past curfew. After this, I will be rescued by a mean yet handsome teenage boy who will lead me to the underground Gamer Rebellion, where I will be sat in front of a tv and forced to play super mario bros as part of my initiation. I will play the game perfectly, with zero deaths, and the boy will go "tch... lucky break for a noob like you," and I will spend the next twenty chapters unable to comprehend what a "crush" is before we invade the capitol and the president, kneeling before my wiimote lightsaber, reveals I am the reincarnated spirit of shigeru miyamoto

Landlords fear the humble fridge fish farmer

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok