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1 week ago
A dark-mode screenshot of the Amazon Prime cancellation page, which poses the question "What factor(s) will lead you to consider rejoining prime?". The answer in the text box reads "Guillotine Jeff Bezos live on national TV".

canceled my prime membership today


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7 months ago

the two types of senior year backpacks:

cute kid's backpack bcuz it's fun and you don't have much to carry

or

a duck taped and safety pinned monstrosity that has lasted you your entire high-school career (and maybe longer).

no in between.


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7 months ago

pro tip: when dealing with the fae, put on a weird ass accent

"i owe you my life"

should sound the same as

"A oh yuu mee leef"

so when the fae tries to collect the debt... you can just reach into your pocket and offer a nice and crunchy leaf. Just As Promised. (:


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7 months ago

favorite part of the aquarium? politely asking the fish if I could take their picture. sometimes I'll try to give them directions, and sometimes they kinda do what i want somehow.


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1 month ago
Not Having Control Over How Full Your Tummy Gets Is Soooooo… Ugh 😳😳.

not having control over how full your tummy gets is soooooo… ugh 😳😳.


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1 month ago

i kinda get ovi now.. the feeling of being filled up against your will, so full you can't move, squeezing around it hurts, etc. etc. all the way up to the back of your throat, but you can't vomit them up, they're stretching out your intestines and pushing against the rest of your organs, shifting them out of place... pressing up to your diaphragm, stopping you from taking a full breath, crushing your heart and lungs!! and when they are ready to hatch, the squirming and the crawling as it forces you open. yeah i get it.


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1 month ago
This Is A Combined Commission From @Shadowamelia (pic 1-4) And @notsafeforbak (pic 5). I Find It
This Is A Combined Commission From @Shadowamelia (pic 1-4) And @notsafeforbak (pic 5). I Find It
This Is A Combined Commission From @Shadowamelia (pic 1-4) And @notsafeforbak (pic 5). I Find It
This Is A Combined Commission From @Shadowamelia (pic 1-4) And @notsafeforbak (pic 5). I Find It

This is a combined commission from @Shadowamelia (pic 1-4) and @notsafeforbak (pic 5). I find it very sweet when my customer collaborate!! Again Melony from PKMN. Though don’t get your hopes up, drawing such a big belly was an exception haha

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1 month ago

going to sleep without a pretty girl in my bed, rubbing my big belly, telling me she’s gonna keep me pregnant forever, is kinda miserable.


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1 month ago
What Do U Think My Lyft Driver Thinks Of The Piggy In The Back Seat? 🤔
What Do U Think My Lyft Driver Thinks Of The Piggy In The Back Seat? 🤔

What do u think my lyft driver thinks of the piggy in the back seat? 🤔


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1 month ago
Oc Commission For Someone Remaining Anonymous!

Oc commission for someone remaining anonymous!


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1 month ago

oh to be impregnated by a woman.

to feel her pretty acrylic nails tapping on my taut pregnant belly, to be pranced around in public as her super pregnant doll. accessorized and dressed in clothing that can’t contain the maternal curves that plump my figure. a woman who who refers to herself as daddy.

a possessive hand always around my waist, she wants nobody to mistaken my breeder. wants everyone to know that it was her who filled me with babies, her babies. she finds amusement and excitement each time she gets to slyly tell someone that she’s the daddy.

and she smirks when their eyes widen and they look between us to figure out how. god i want a capable and confident woman to knock me up -_-


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1 month ago

I want to see you waddling around the house in nothing but your underwear, huffing and grunting as you attempt to lift and support your twin full belly, who are 6 pounds each and still growing, exceeding the average for twins. I want to hear you moan and bellyache about how large you've gotten; how you keep bumping into or knocking things over because you can't see in front of your belly; how you can't fit into any of your favorite clothes; how tight and itchy your belly feels; how you find yourself constantly snacking instead of eating full meals, because your stomach is so squished. I want you miserably, adorably pregnant~


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1 month ago

Please get my pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant? Please get me pregnant?


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1 month ago

gotta be honest I’ve been thinking a lot recently about knocking a captive up and watching them panic and fuss while we look at their body filling in and starting to show… something bone-deep hot about dreadful realizations settling in


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5 years ago
27.08.19|| Botanischer Garten, München
27.08.19|| Botanischer Garten, München
27.08.19|| Botanischer Garten, München
27.08.19|| Botanischer Garten, München
27.08.19|| Botanischer Garten, München
27.08.19|| Botanischer Garten, München

27.08.19|| Botanischer Garten, München


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1 month ago

worrying is like worshipping the problem


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11 years ago

I melted, looking at this handsome badass mofo *q*

Before I Leave For The Night, I Would Like To Present The Majestic Steve Negrete In What May Be His Natural

Before I leave for the night, I would like to present the Majestic Steve Negrete in what may be his natural habitat. 


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fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho


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5 years ago

characters who are loyal

Characters Who Are Loyal

characters who are loyal to the point of being incredibly self destructive

Characters Who Are Loyal

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