*me Reaping* I Know I For Sure Did Not Sow This Much No Way All This Was Me

“He was halfway smoke, halfway fog, with only the vaguest glimmers of starlight in his night-black pelt. But for the young and impressionable Heronflame, who was lonely and longing to meet anyone else but her parents - this didn’t matter.“

“oh one time my—” (abruptly stops myself from saying the words “tumblr mutual” in public) “overseas colleague”

Newtons 4th law is that for every "it's so over" there's an equal and opposite "we're so back"

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

today's children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for 'eepy' and 'blorbo' but they'll say it in cocomelonese so we won't understand them

Watching you go, for the last time (Part 1)

acting like a dog that got his balls chopped off at the vet in response to my discord tag being removed

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender