Every Morning My Man Texts Me “goodmorning BEAUTIFUL” And I Reply With A 4 Paragraph Blow-by-blow

Every morning my man texts me “goodmorning BEAUTIFUL” and i reply with a 4 paragraph blow-by-blow account of my dream where we were seahorse fathers but we couldnt find a surrogate mother so we illegally traded seahorse bitcoin for preserved seahorse eggs and held them inside our stomachs for days and days to simulate the sweet fullness of paternal gravidity and then the seahorse CIA found us and we died in a shootout with law enforcement in downtown los angeles. for seahorses

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2 months ago

oh so now everyone’s yearning? now everyone wants to pine and ache? fucking copycats. naruto did it first


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7 months ago

Hello

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health and high spirits 😃💜

I am reaching out to kindly request your support in reblogging my binned post on my page 🥹🙏🏻

This post highlights my personal struggles and the severe hardships we are enduring in Gaza😥💔

Particularly the challenging conditions at the hospital where I serve as a doctor 🧑‍⚕️ 🩺🩻🕊️

Your assistance in spreading this message is essential to raising awareness and garnering support for our cause🙏🏻🥹❤️

I deeply appreciate your help and look forward to your continued support 🌹

Thank you very much 💚💙💐

Warm regards,

Dr. Mohammed Aldeeb from Gaza.

Hello Mohammed, thank you for your kind words!! I pray that you stay safe in these trying times and do not lose hope


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7 months ago
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too
I Kinda Cooked With This On IG So It’s Coming Here Too

I kinda cooked with this on IG so it’s coming here too


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8 months ago
[아구찜] - Reposted W/ Permission
[아구찜] - Reposted W/ Permission

[아구찜] - reposted w/ permission


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10 months ago

i haven't emphasized enough just how bad this will be for lhh's mental state. that fate dkos got? it was supposed to be lee hakhyun's.

asgard's fate was originally targeted at lhh, but kdj pushes his soul away and took the fate instead. lhh immediately picks up what's going to happen and tries to stop him. this is supposed to be his fate... he turns and sees christina page. she's looking at him with guilt, as her fingers move and lhh blacks out. dkos had made a deal with christina to do him a favour and he'd save her friends... and so he made her knock lhh out.

with the help of the dark keeper and the insane amounts of probability in the area, kim dokja is able to fully appear in the scenarios. the body he appeared in is full of scars from the dark keeper's fight with yoo joonghyuk, but the important part was that kdj is here. the constellations that were originally chasing lhh surround kdj.

kdj thinks about his maknae. he's weird, being the one kim dokja who knows how to write. it was interesting to see how he awkwardly followed kdj's footsteps, and how he did things different from kdj, though sometimes he got frustrated. still, it was fun to see his story. maybe that's why he's here now.

searching his coat pocket, he finds some cigarettes. while smoking, he combs through his scattered memories, the missing memories painful to him... yet the pain proves that he is kim dokja.

the constellations rush in to kill him. he fights back, but with every clash he ends up with more and more wounds. an arrow in his shoulder, a spear in his thigh. his wings are cut off, and fall to the ground.

this world is a tragedy, created solely to inflict pain on yoo joonghyuk. with endless failures and despair, the world was destined for him.

anyone who would try to share that responsibility would be cursed to the same fate.

as his wing hit the ground, lighting lights up the sky. another star falls in the distant sky. he should be the emotionless dkos, but in this moment, he's still kim dokja. he speaks out loud, asking if yjh fighting as well. yjh cannot reply, just as words written on a monitor do not reply. some communication never occurs. where communication is impossible, there is merely a story. and the demon king of salvation lives to read that story.

dkos laughs, as if he had accepted a punishment.


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7 months ago

🙏Please donate a small amount that may save my father's life, only 48€ left to buy my father's treatment, his doctor's appointment is tomorrow, please do not ignore my message and do not hesitate to help me❤️‍🩹

Account No. 8 due to repeated deletion😭💔

Hi, i'm sorry that i can't donate but hopefully this will reach someone who can. please don't lose hope! praying that your father will reach treatment in time.


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7 months ago

ORV reels you in with the "What if all my useless interests were suddenly SUPER important in real life and I was better than everyone for investing all that time in them" isekai power fantasy and then when you're invested pulls a bait and switch like "Actually they WERE always useful and necessary! They are what kept you going through life all this time! Even if that was the only way they ever served you, it still was not a waste of time because the only thing that matters is that they helped you survive"


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1 month ago

Hey 💌 I’m Saja — a mother trying to hold onto hope through days that feel impossibly heavy.

I know you probably see a lot online, but if you could take just a moment… I’d be so grateful.

💫 A reblog of my pinned post could help our story reach someone who cares.

🌿 And if you’re in a place to give, even a small donation could bring comfort to my daughter and help us feel safe again.

@sajagz, thank you for listening.

Even gentle support creates strength.

From one heart to another — thank you 🤍

praying for your saftey!


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