Another Thing I Made For My Dad

played some roblox

OMG saw your last two asks and yep that sounds like my oc!! I really like your analysis and it is giving me inspiration as to where i'll take this story (BUT... i havent actually READ homestuck in a hot minute/last five-ish years so i need to scourge the wiki and comic for worldbuilding shenanigans). the contributor of expression can create pocket dimensions.. interesting 👀 /pos As per the pre-scratch team, I'm cool with the analysis being somewhat "inaccurate" as homestuck is complex and exploring multiple classpects, esp fanon combined, is challenging! So feel free to take your time on this one, you can do whatever you want as long as you feel its fun and comfortable: Pre-scratch team (my post scratch canon classpects still in the works but im thinking of making the session doomed + chaotic so expect maybe a thief, witch, rogue etc - just classpects i havent done yet ;D ) : 1.) Mage of Time / Combined Classpect: Victim of Neuron (Mage of Time + Heir of Mind) 2.) Knight of Space / Combined Classpect: Contributor of Expression 3.) Maid of Life / [not sure yet, but likely] Combined Classpect: Artist of Recovery (Maid of Life + Sylph of Heart) 4.) Heir of Heart / [not sure yet, likely but needs more confirmation] Combined Classpect: Suitor of Loathing (Heir of Heart + Witch of Rage) 5.) Page of Light / Combined Classpect: Anarchist of Prosperity (Page of Light + Rogue of Hope) I apologize for this is a long message. Take your time and tackle this however way you like! Thank you again ☀️ - DoH anon

hgsfgdkvsdnk SO EXCITED FOR MY FIRST SESSION ANALYsIS Hbafnafa

if you want individual analyses for any of the classpects i haven't already done pleassee ask <333

5 playersss

Victim of Neuron

Contributor of Expression

Artist of Recovery

Suitor of Loathing

Anarchist of Prosperity

Yoo! you have the two big important aspects >:3 space and time

contributor will def be the one to breed genesis frog when/ if they get to that.

when it comes to fighting you strongest players would be your contributor and your suitor. weakest in a fight would be your Artist.

while you team may not be the best in a fight but at least they'll get along (for the most part) there might be a couple small fights and certain players might especially dislike each other.

honestly you're players seem pretty well suited for their jobs, as long as nothing get's in their way or if they dont end up fighting over something I think their session would be successful w/o any outside interferance (which seeing they're prescratch, there prolly would be lmaoo )

SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG IVE HAD SCHOOL AND OTHER ISSUES COME UP SO SO SORRY<3333

Im bored so I am once again talking about stuff I barely understand\d and Im too scared to talk to the hs discord cause it feels like others make me uncomfy cause their fixed morals and actual ability to understand and explain things better than me lmao.

How I see my class and aspect as a thief of void

(alos may talk about lunar sway (mine is prospit leaning), read to find out!!)

woah okay sooo im gonna start with aspect cause that's easier for me to understand and explain why i think it's litterally me.

the voidy stuff!

so the only ways Ive seen void explained is "confusion, unaware, subjectivity" and vague stuff like that whish uh, yeah it's right ig, both light and void are based around their own understanding of things. but it feels like others focus too much on that. void players tend to be confident in what they do understand(or at least I am), even if it may not be a lot or very useful.

cannon examples being: equius with robots, roxy with actually quite a bit(others relationships, the window things, ect.) uhh cant remember any void players lmfao,

also another thing people tend to ignore is that they are hard to understand/ make sense of. once again with equius just overall being veiwed as "oh no, its THAT guy" and roxy just cannonically being imposible to explain/read by dirk. also he never even asked??? so that's part of the issue people dont just ask, most void players would just answer if people asked. like dude??? we dont fucking hide how we feel, its just that others dont even like, put in effort to know. alsowhile im kinda on a tangent about how people dont ask, void players are kinda like "dont ask, dont tell." (haha refference to homophobia) unless they see it as important or relavant. I alos just dont have a lot of oppinions on things that do actually affect me, but that is prolly jsut more of a me thing than void as a whole.

(btw, I am going to take a quick break to go pee before I get into my class, and I will not reread this till after I post it, so I may think of things I wanna change or add, which means i will prolly just be reblogging it everytime i think of somethign knew lmfao)

uh Thevft thievery and tax fraud

(my laptop is overheating slightly, i only have three tabs open)

okay quick thing on why Im not a witch and why I think online quizes keep forcing that apon me with some random ass aspect (THE ASPECT CHANGES ALMOST EVERY TIME :SOB: )

witches tend to not understand that they're doing something wrong/ they just see that what they're doing MIGHT help them, so they do it. they over all do their best to do what they think makes sense without like trying to explain why it makes sense ig(?) witches also dont seem to have many strong oppinions on others outside of every one of their friends is the best, or every one else is either unimportant and does not matter enough to even CONSIDER taking into account when coming up with a possibly confusing plan. while thief's tend to get ahead of themselves they do understand that a complicated plan can go wrong WAY more than a simple one, arvhams razor or whatever.

as explained in the silly brochure thingy that i have spent too much time rereading (lnked on the masterlist thing for classpecting posts in pinned thingy) thief's are also working on higher stakes. focused on an end goal instead of the specifics of what leads us there. which unfortunately leads us to completely ignoring why and who we might've hurt to get us to the end goal. also in the brochure thing it mentioned how thief's work against what they think is how society works (?) (meenah wanting to live on a moon cause of reasons I cant remember, and vriska just in general viewing people as just boring or unimportant) for a thief, theirs them and then theirs everyone else with zero overlap. when a thief get's to close to being like their perception of everyone else they force themselves out of it so it becomes a weird cycle of "woah these people are great" and "these people are making me soft, uhoh gotta fix that"

when in relation to my lunar sway, I'm a prospitian. (woagh) which yikes black and white thinking, and I think i fucking need a good reason for doing things. or at least a reason I think is good. lmao

prospit theif of void(conclusion??)

all together I tend to get uncomfy with people actually understanding and being set on things ESSPECIALLY MORALS. i overall view most people as more mature than me. as in they understand what they view as bad. I like philosophy and the open ended questions that come with it. I'm not really attached to any specific religion or ideas. I do like absurdism on solipsism though. subjectivity is a huge thing for me, it's just that others usually are super strict on what they see as real or true. honestly my only rules/morals for myself are dont hurt others unless it's necessary, and anything is okay as long as you feel good about it and arent ACTUALLY hurting others (as in fuck around and find out, BUT DO NOT ACTUALLY TOUCH OR INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WHO TOUCH REAL KIDS OR ANIMALS YOU SICKF UCK)

anyways uh yeah im a theif of void, i am making all of thisup based on a game thing that didnt even explain it properly in the og webcomic.

I love you (/??) bye

june egbert this. john egbert that. i don't care- MORE PEOPLE TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS

John deserves so much better, this whole sequence emotionally destroyed me. I can't stand seeing anymore discourse I need to see more outrage about how he was treated and looked at like he was disgusting. I hate homestuck^2 so bad. My baby :'(

Hi! Can you please analyze the combined classpect of Doctor of History (page+sylph) (space+light)? Tysm !! :D

YES I CAN B3(combined classpects by @superxstarzz!) (also the inverse of page of light would be thief of void, my normal noncompiled aspect lmfaoo)

---------------Doctor of History-------------

the doctor of history serves an aspect through making an aspect or makes an aspect though serving an aspect

yooo okay so sylph of space is Kanaya's classpect which is vv cool.

Doctors of History may be some pretty lonely people, likely self isolated. They prolly isolate themselves because they just don't entirely understand why others may not entirely enjoy being around them (which btw, there is nothing actually wrong with them, they are totally overthinking if they think there is any issues with them as a person.)

They likely spend a lot of time on their hobbies and perfecting what they already know, and will not hesitate to answer any questions that might come up especially when it comes to their hobbies and interests. They're likely very creative and prolly would enjoy stuff that requires a lot of thought, like art, philosophy, media analysis, and other things like that :3

Before they get into the game they'd prolly be really worried about they're friends and hang around others even though they might not be very social, and they'll try to figure out a much about the game before they get into it. When their team gets into their session They'll be a lot more talkative, mostly cause they'll actually know what their doing! (thank Gog someone does.) The Doctor of history prolly wont god tier, but they'll still be a major asset to their friends, helping others avoid getting into fights, pointing their team in the right direction, and likely be really important to making the new universe (cause the space aspect is important for frog breeding).

Their powers would consist of healing, literally being able to create light, and the ability to create objects! they may not have these abilities cause they neve god tier, but they can absolutely dominate in a battle, even without them.

weapons consist of heavier, close range weapons, mostly larger in size. javelins, hammers, axes, swords, chainsaws, anything like that!

ive been thinking hard about a scenario where dirk would be really and truly happy. i think i got it

ABSOLUTELY DUDE (also glad my thing helped even a little)

honestly I jus tnormally dont think about my gender until others brign it up so it's weird

quick explanation to help some of you losers out

transgender- identifying as any gender outside of agab

nonbinary- not associated with any specific gender, but still a gender.

Agender- no attachment to gender at all.

no it's not demeaning to refer to me as it/it's. especially since I actively say that I prefer it, but if you are going to use other pronouns for me, please do not use they/them. i don't care if other agender ppl are fine with it, I am not. honestly gives me the same feeling as straight up calling me a girl.

masculine/feminine- these are vibes. not set things like gender.

i present in my fashion more femininely, but in how I act I think i am more masculine

Scariest thing for nlme rn is knowing theirs only about three nmore years till I have to start taking everything seriously.

Doomed yaoi😞

this is scary considering what happens in the epilogues (0_0;