Dirkjake Warm Up From Earlier

It sucks that people assume I'm joking when I say I only use it/it's. Like. I don't fw they/them pronouns. They aren't for me but no one irl really takes it/its seriously.

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(prolly) extremely inaccurate classpect analysis (but its of combined classpects)

Parasite of stagnancy

(combined classpect by @superxstarzz)

cool :3 so keep in mind i have no idea what I'm actually doing

A thief of void is someone who steals void or steals through void for themselves while a prince of light is someone who destroys or destroys through light for themselves.

So I think it would make sense for a parasite of stagnancy to destroys through light by stealing void or steals through void by destroying light. (if that makes sense)

Parasites of Stagnancy are very secretive people, and don't exactly seem very useful or important unless they make a point to do otherwise. They could also be seemingly just really confusing and all over the place or just seem like they are some kind of background character while they're secretly in control of everything they may need to happen.

when interacting with others they could probably be going on and on about random things that are unimportant and have nothing to do with the situation, essentially distracting others from what they're doing when no ones watching.

they'd know everyone's secrets because no one really thinks they can do any damage by knowing. they prolly give horrible advise on purpose lmfaoo.

they'll either make or break their session all while no ones looking. They will likely start their game by being everyone's friend, or just knowing everyone, but probably not liking any of them. Eventually once they get into their land, they'll start distancing themselves and focusing on moving up their echeladder and godteiring before the rest of their team. from then, they'll stick around people, listening in on their private conversations, and learning things they weren't supposed to. they'll uses what they learn to give people a *push* into the right direction. they might push a little too hard, which would be their downfall.

Their strife specibus will likely consist of small things that they could hide on themselves. things that rely on luck or are easy if you know how they work. probably things like Vriska's dice, daggers, or maybe a wand. Their powers might consist of ruining luck for others, blinding others, or controlling light in general, going invisible, making objects (like how Roxy made the matriorb), and disorienting/confusing someone.

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ANOTHER COMBINED CLASSPECT ANALISIS!!!!!!

Annihilator of Growth

(prince + bard & breath + life) (classpects by @superxstarzz!)

(yooo my brother would be a bard of life)

A bard destroys their aspect or through their aspect for others.

A prince destroys their aspect or through their aspect for themselves,

the breath aspect is all about independence (in a different way then blood, which is more about groups of ppl than a singular person).

Life is about quite literally life and health, lmao.

Okay, so they are 100% a destruction class, which could make this a little easier for me. They'd probably be very helpful in a fight X3

They either they destroy life through breath, or destroy breath through life.

they'd be very difficult to keep track of, but can be very helpful if you can get them to work with others. They might have a bit of an ego (and self deprecating at the same time), and they would likely have a set moral compass, that might be a bit concerning seeing they destroy life and breath. They might think what they're doing is super helpful and good just because it's them who did it, but internally they will prolly be overly aware when they fuck up. They would prolly be an anarchist of some kind, or at least hate the rich; If they're a troll they might not like others higher on the hemospectrum.

before their team's session starts, the Annihilator of Growth will likely be someone most people agree sucks as a person. They will try to impose their ideas of good and bad onto others, which could be annoying when no one asks. During their session they would distance themselves, and be difficult to pinpoint exactly where they are or what they're doing. Annihilators are prolly a lot more likely to screw over their session than any one else.

they might not intend to destroy life or breath, but the destruction definitely is caused by them, which they are very aware of.

They might literally get rid of someone's ability to breath away, which obviously would kill them, or they could destroy someone's agency and freedom by destroying their life, making them sick or at least very weak, which makes it so others have to pick up the ill one's slack.

They're powers would consist of controlling wind, causing illnesses, floating, and maybe some kind of weird overcomplicated version of mind control(?)

they're strife specibus would consist of medium, to larger weapons that require a lot of precision, like swords, clubs, hammers, axes, and other things like that.

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Homestuck meme using a Hussie post,,, wow

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