Reblog This With Your Best Approximation Of Binghe Finding Out SQQ Got Seduced By The Fucking Hamster

Qinghua ft. boobei-jun 🫶🏻

Casual CumPlane interaction?

I’ve had so many people on TikTok give new examples of Blue Food and I find it so interesting to hear about that I’ve known or thought about! Though my favourite so far has been Mobei Jun, because of course Shang Qinghua should’ve said that instead!!🤣😭

Anyways SQH needs some rest from being at Shen Yuans attacks, poor thing😭

Comms are open, links in pinned post to my Carrd and Ko-Fi with all info!💛

Mobei Jun picking up slang from Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua and using it like only the most jaded demon dad to ever demon.

Like bro thinks these words have wildly different meanings than they actually do.Shang Qinghua managed to assassinate another minor demon king, and Mobei Jun patted him on the head and told him he did a very pussyslay job. Shen Qingqiu was having a stressful time running his peak and Mobei Jun told him he was an aesthetic girlboss mood. Both of his wives live in fear of him trying to call them fam in bed meanwhile Mobei Jun thinks he's mastered their dialect and gotten an excellent grade in Husband.

"M-My king...!"

inspired by this cosplay! and that one moshang illust everyone knows of

SQH and SQQ both have chronic cant stfu syndrome and so all their conversations tend to devolve into just shouting over each other increasingly frantically- so as a result, Mobei-Jun got a timer and has them sit across from each other, sets the timer, and had them each get like. 5 minutes to rant, then switches to the other person.

"And then he said, you like Mian Mian, right? Urgh!"

Kudos to the artist Birdbreed.

An AU where when Shen Yuan died, it created two separate timelines - one where he transmigrated and went through the canon SVSSS events, and one where he survived (along with SQH) and lived on… now they somehow have found out about the other!

(Part 2)

In honor of my "gege am i ugly" post getting over 10k notes, here's a "san lang am i ugly" version of it. Featuring: how I'm picturing Hua Cheng 90% of the time.

How to take care of ur hampter (a guide by moshen)