Latest Posts by xxmiserysmilesxx - Page 2

I love moshenshang because the "moshang v cumplane" debate is the closest thing to a shipping war I've actually seen in the SVSSS fandom and I dealt with that by just smashing them together like two halves of a cucumber-hamster-ice cube sandwich from hell and handing it to the masses of Tumblr like a fifth grader proudly showing off their terrible macaroni art.

Comic commission for ZeroKiryuu167 on twitter 💕

idiots.

About time I drew for my favorite ship 💚💜

Sangcheng week Day 3 - Time

this is both "little silly idiots in love with bad timing" 💜💚 and also "i ran out of time can you tell" hahha

anyway this is it from me for this year,, didnt quite manage to wrangle uni and scweek this time around. but next year i will o7 (hopefully lol)

recoloured an old sangcheng drawing... hopefully the colours will translate in print lol lmao :')

bonus:

somehow their different cross-media designs give off different vibes/ship dynamics to me, i just thought it'd be fun to draw it out lol

(also i love their mobile designs they're so pretty ;v;)

hold! 💜💚

Sangcheng week Day 1 - Occasions

🪷 While a cultivation conference was being held in Yunmeng Jiang, the Jiang-zongzhu and Nie-zongzhu rested together. In the morning, Jiang-zhonghzu would cut off the sleeve of his robes, so as not to rouse his resting lover, not knowing that said man would flaunt the piece later for all to see. 🪷

lol this was supposed to a proper two-parter to tie in the point together more clearly and all but...... i just didn't feel like finishing this part ngl so all you get is a sketch hjdsh

also dont think too hard about why would JC go to the conference in the ruined robes or why didn't he take them off in the first place when going to sleep or how did NHS manage to get it together so quickly just. don't worry about that ok. plot convenience jfhkd

close-ups of the girlies. yes lines only cuz im lines lover and colours hater (more like failure lol dfhkjh)

OH YEA BTW for those who dont know ye this is obvs a reference to the emperor Ai of Han and the whole cutsleeve thing lol

they make me physically ill.

that scene where lxc is like "wangji why are you still here?" and lwj goes "xiongzhang is here, naturally i am also here" and lxc is like "why don't you go talk to your friend wei-gongzi? :)" makes me believe that in a modern AU lxc would want to go with his friends to the movies but shufu would tell him to take lwj with him, so it's now teenage 3zun trying to have a have a nice hang out while being followed by the most miserable 10 year old you've ever seen

SQH and SQQ both have chronic cant stfu syndrome and so all their conversations tend to devolve into just shouting over each other increasingly frantically- so as a result, Mobei-Jun got a timer and has them sit across from each other, sets the timer, and had them each get like. 5 minutes to rant, then switches to the other person.

average moshenshang exchange: Shen Qingqiu: do you literally have zero care for bro code???? Shang Qinghua: SORRY BRO I ONLY KNOW HTML AND SOME BASIC PYTHON Mobei-Jun: qinghua,,,, can talk to snakes?????? 

Gojo gives a class assignment

Shen yuan. I wanna kiss her.

pre-transmigration cumplane secretly dating since basically the beginning and nobody else knows

shang qinghua always called him pet names in his replies but everyone just assumed it was like...mocking

"babe you keep complaining yet you keep reading" "awww love you too sweetheart" "don't be so cruel hon"

evb thinks he's teasing until shen yuan slips up and everyone is like. holy shit. are these guys *actually* together ????

peerless_cucumber: you fucking hack you literally used this exact same wife plot 12 chapters ago are you KIDDING ME. you're sleeping on the couch tonight i can't with you.

airplane-shooting-towards-the-sky: awww you remember my plots 🥺 love you sm baby 💚

so instead of the scathing replies shen yuan usually gets it's just. hoards of messages questioning if they've been dating this whole time

DNFHFHSHDHFHFHD IM GONNA SOB THIS IS AMAZING? THANK YOU SO MUCH. I promise I have so many more memes and stuff in store heheheheheheheh

Cumplane and their Cold Ass Big Titty Goth Wife™

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For @xxmiserysmilesxx

Big fan of you and your moshenshang that pops on my fyp. I'm gonna draw one soon bcz of you. Also probs gonna drag my friend into this too.

AAAAAAAAA THIS MADE MY DAY BTW THANK YOU SO MUCH!

I’m so happy <3 have a sketch

”tell me about your OTP” sorry sir that would cost at least 5 dollars more. The most I can give you at this level is a shitty PowerPoint slide.

dreaming of a day when I’m not the only active contributor to the Moshenshang tag.

@acanthusbloomed’s art is so fire <3

This is us.

@artsarasp attacking u back with cumplane being silly lil guys

Shen Yuan had Hastune Miku gender envy as a teenager and hasn’t realized that it’s not a universal experience

Shen Yuan is the target audience of “hang in there” cat posters, Shang Qinghua is the primary consumer

Mobei-jun wanted EVERYONE to know who SQH was married to. The next cultivation conference featured a LOT of cultivators falling out of their chairs. Shang Qinghua is just glad he finally seems to be getting some respect. He is unaware of his newfound harem.

Live Wei Ying reaction

what if fairy kept growing clifford the big red dog style

"And then he said, you like Mian Mian, right? Urgh!"

Kudos to the artist Birdbreed.

honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.

Qinghua cuddles solve EVERYTHING.

EVERYONE GO READ THIS FIC RN MY FRIEND WROTE IT AND IT ROCKS AND THEY DESERVE ALL THE NICE COMMENTS AND KUDOS!!!!!!

please and thank you ❤️😇

people wanted the fic so!

@myheadgoesaround and @venshichan this is for you

SQH drops the ring twice before he even tries to propose, and panics when it actually is time. SQQ got too annoyed and took it from him to do it herself.

“See, you hack? That’s how you fucking do it.” Shen Yuan sighed, shaking her head and standing up. Shang Qinghua kept staring, for some reason, mouth open. “At least get it right, if you’re going to fucking… propo….”

Suddenly, she froze, covering her mouth. "Fuck."

Shang Qinghua jumped forwards, holding his hands out. "What? What's wrong?!" 

"You just were trying to propose to me," Shen Yuan whispered. "And I  took the ring and yelled at you."

"Um... yeah?" Shang Qinghua nodded. Shen Yuan was shaking.

"Fuck- I'm sorry. I completely ruined this, I'm sorry." She sat back down, holding her head in her hands, rubbing her eyes. 

Shang Qinghua scrambled forwards, shaking his head. "No! No! You didn't ruin anything! You're so- I was being an idiot, you helped me."

"I was such a bitch about it, though!" Shen Yuan said, nearly a whine. 

"You always are- that's what I love about you!" Shang Qinghua babbled, waving his hands. "I love that you're so bitchy and confident and you have such strong opinions and always know things I don't and aren't afraid to tell me when I'm being stupid! But you're also sweet! And you're always hyping me up, even when you're being totally tsundere about it!"

"I'm not  a-" Shen Yuan started, and he cut her off. "You totally are, cucumber-babe. But, like, fuck, it's okay! Because- because I love you." He ran out of breath, panting, still kneeled in front of her.

"You're stupid," Shen Yuan shook her head at him in exasperation. Then grabbed him by the collar, and pressed her lips to his, hard.

"I'll fucking marry you."

Shang Qinghua made a squeaking noise, before finally moving to kiss her back. 

"Oh- yay!"

He could feel the tears on her cheeks, and though he didn't say a word (since she'd never admit it), he kissed them away as sweetly as he could.

Cucumber wife <3

I wrote a flash fic of the proposal if anyone is interested it’s extremely dumb. (Also yes he tried to quote LBH in his vows and Shen yuan nearly went off on him for it but then saw he was crying and also broke down from how happy she was)