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How to take care of ur hampter (a guide by moshen)

When it comes to transmigration, i see Mobei Jun like a middle age dad telling his friends that “this is my daughter, he’s transgender!”. But like. “These are my wives, they’re imposters from another planet…. I mean, universe?” Confused but he’s trying and has the spirit. He has no clue what a multiverse is. He thinks a refrigerator is a mythical beast. He thinks the Star Wars were a real historical set of events from their world. But he doesn’t judge and is just here to keep his beloveds happy.

Casual CumPlane interaction?

I’ve had so many people on TikTok give new examples of Blue Food and I find it so interesting to hear about that I’ve known or thought about! Though my favourite so far has been Mobei Jun, because of course Shang Qinghua should’ve said that instead!!🤣😭

Anyways SQH needs some rest from being at Shen Yuans attacks, poor thing😭

Comms are open, links in pinned post to my Carrd and Ko-Fi with all info!💛

Some NHS/sangcheng for the soul <3

iive been so obsessed with this video for days

Thank you for the moshangshen content 🙏

OFC!!!!!!! I’m so happy to provide!!

podfic #37 [ ⛔ ]

A Very Special Collaboration With @xxmiserysmilesxx

ao3! [podfic] You are what you eat by deliciousblizzardshark alternate: archive.org media player time commitment: about 41 mins fic details:

You are what you eat (17669 words, chapters: 9/9) by deliciousblizzardshark @deliciousblizzardshark

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Eldritch Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Horny Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Body Horror, Possession, of a sort, Cannibalism, Kind Of, Mild Gore, Teeth, When the eldritch abomination possessing you is less of a pining idiot than you are, I did not expect there to be so much fluff when I started writing a fic about an eldrich horror, Fluff and Humor, Smut, Lan Zhan is so fucking thirsty, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Monster sex, Switching, Light BDSM, Rimming, I guess when you write smut you end up with all these sex tags, Self-Lubrication, Seriousness treated Crackily, Implied/Referenced Torture, Dead Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Podfic Available

Summary:

“What happened to you?” Jiang Cheng demands.

Wei Wuxian sighs. “I already said I don’t know. This conversation is so boring,” he says. “I’m hungry. Can’t we get some food? They’re all too dead,” he adds, flicking a hand at the dead Wen guards, “to be tasty.”

and

Then there’s a sound like someone hacking something up and Wei Ying comes back into the room and, with a very proud expression drops a handful of teeth on the map table. Human teeth. They’re bloody and… wet…

“What?” Jiang Cheng asks. “What’s this?”

“Wen Chao’s teeth!” Wei Ying says proudly.

and

Lan Wangji wants to hold him tight in his arms and cry. He wants to eat him out. He wants to perform an exorcism.

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OMG THIS IS THE PERFECT GIF FOR WWX IN CH1 !!!

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SOMFT LAN WANGJI (microexpression KING wang yibo)

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LWJ! WE SEE YOU GIVING HIM THE ELEVATOR EYES

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BONUS MATERIALS

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Three times I drew Qinghua, three times he looks different

how dare people hide the funniest shit in their tags. you cannot simply be hilarious then flounce off like a coward.

POV: Ur Lan Qiren grading assignments for the Gusu Quartet

“Lan Wanji, your essay is excellent, but I don’t remember “Wei Wuxian’s name surrounded by little hearts” being part of the rubric. Wei Wuxian, this would be a great essay, if I assigned you an essay about the different rabbit species in Gusu, and not about the intersection of ethical theory and abstinence within Cultivation history. Nie Huaisang, your excuse for an intro paragraph is clearly word for word copied from Jiang Wanyin, and the rest are just drawings of birds. Jiang Wanyin, stop letting Nie Huaisang copy off you. And Jin Zixuan… I cannot read your handwriting.”

oh god, this is such an evil tag! alright!

no pressure tags: @notsofrozt @keriarentikai @daisydiversions @c4xcocoa

Pick 7 Characters For Your Moots To Pick From

I'll go first!

No Pressure Tags:

@britt-ish123 @canyousaythatagainplease @elderana @gavotte-paradisio @heartwitchhouse @lazy-active-me @lebagelboy @muffinninjafairy @milk3ad @nekoabi @naminethewitch @obsxdiannn @onyx-di-angelo @part-time-zombie @praetendant @rattys-prinxiety-countdown @sallystarlet21 @sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes @starrytheelf @tbean555 @taco-bee @thelittlestshireling @thatonepointbraincell @uly55es @unbreakablecandiii @virgil-is-verge @very-uncorrect

Shen Yuan who accidentally becomes Shang Qinghua's roommate after inviting him over so many times that he already has his toothbrush there.

His whole family thinks they are a couple.

His sis thinks that they are even in very advanced steps of their relationship, like, already engaged or something because of their level of intimacy and closeness.

His brothers think that Shang Qinghua is a vermin who takes advantage of their little Yuan-er's money, until they come across Shang Qinghua grocery shopping and notice all the care he takes in choosing products that won't harm Shen Yuan despite his own comments about love those spicy instant noodles so much (noodles that he don't add to his shopping cart. Everything there is healthy, nutritious and free of agrochemicals).

Eventually, his parents accept Shang Qinghua as well. Sometimes they start calling him "son" and so. As long as Shen Yuan is happy...

Shen Yuan doesn't understand why his family is so weird. He, in love with that pathetic author? What's wrong with them? They live together so that idiot doesn't have to pay rent and prostitute his novel!! Let him write a happy ending without the demands of a jerk-off audience for Luo Binghe!!!

Eventually, PIDW's comments also start to believe for some reason that Airplane and Peerless Cucumber have become boyfriends. Shen Yuan is resigned. Fuck you all.

A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!

(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)

you know what the funniest part of cumplane relationship to me is? that airplane remembers sy’s Internet handle. because airplane, at the point he realizes sy is a transmigrator, has been dead in his own world for decades. he hasn’t seen a computer in decades and so it would have been very normal for him to have forgotten many Internet handles. Heck, this guy probably does not even remember his own damn password. Again, very normal considering everything.

So like, what level of insane dickriding did Shen Yuan do to CEMENT his Internet handle onto airplane’s brain is beyond me but it sure makes me giggle harder the more I think about it

The two best reasons to ship anything are:

1.Incredible, deep and detailed narrative themes. The parallels that seem to hit just right, the narrative foils that they can be to each other, the intricate dynamic that's both extremely complex and easily understood. The juxtaposition between something that's harsh and undoubtedly toxic, with the softer undertones, the parts where you read in-between the lines and find a mutual feeling of loneliness from both parts, their intrinsic understanding of each other comes from the mere fact that they're each others mirrored reflections and shadows. In the end both sides will be together forever, and you as an audience can clearly see their tragedy laid out before in a path that blurs pure anguish and tender romance

2.It would be so fucking funny

like i could see sqh making some joke about “you guys mustve been desperate to settle for me” and them being confused like “wdym we fucking settled we fucking scored higher marks than lan wangji’s back scars”

i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.

Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.

but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”

i love the fact that shang qinghua, who has always considered himself the height of mediocrity, scored the two pickiest people in the world: Mobei Jun, who will simply freeze people into ice cubes and leave them to die if he doesn't vibe with them, and Shen yuan, who was born being a hater, died being a hater, woke up, and continued being a hater.

Shen Qingqiu literally used to have lists of cup ramen brands he refused to eat bc the texture of their noodles was off, and Mobei Jun has killed people for disliking the sound of their feet when they walked.

but they both looked at this hamster once and were like “fucking marriage material lets go”

Oh my, thank you so much! 😂 So happy to spread some joy!

Art by the wonderful XxMiserySmilesxX for the calamitous beauty wwx AU! Featuring a blissful Lan Wangji who broke his legs because he was too busy staring at his future husband to watch where he was going, plus soon-to-be Lan-furen Wei Wuxian. 🤣

NHS does not have a mini doll. He cannot be held gently like baby (or whatever the fuck sort of MK-Ultra recreation games TikTok plays with their mini dolls.) However, we still can cherish his digital image.

POV: Ur Lan Qiren grading assignments for the Gusu Quartet

“Lan Wanji, your essay is excellent, but I don’t remember “Wei Wuxian’s name surrounded by little hearts” being part of the rubric. Wei Wuxian, this would be a great essay, if I assigned you an essay about the different rabbit species in Gusu, and not about the intersection of ethical theory and abstinence within Cultivation history. Nie Huaisang, your excuse for an intro paragraph is clearly word for word copied from Jiang Wanyin, and the rest are just drawings of birds. Jiang Wanyin, stop letting Nie Huaisang copy off you. And Jin Zixuan… I cannot read your handwriting.”

CONCEPT: During the CR study era, LWJ is hit with a curse that gives him bunny ears. Unlike him, his ears aren’t great at hiding his emotions!

my opinion is that Nie Huaisang either sleeps in a big version of those little child pajamas with the unflattering fit that's both comfortable and uncomfortable at the same time and the dinosaur print and front buttons and everything OR a slutty silk bathrobe with ruffles and lace and shit but plot twist he is buttfuck naked underneath and he has no habit of tying the belt either

How the hell did Nie Huaisang make it past the censors?? He's 3x as gay as everyone else put together.

*flirting with jiang cheng* hey there handsome, does your nephew need any more uncles?

*can be applied to every other one of jin ling’s uncles*

how jc describes wwx's schedule in cloud recess arc

Mobei Jun and Shen Qingqiu pinching Shang Qinghua’s cheeks all the time, and Shang Qinghua thinking they just want to be Mean and Cruel and Unjust to their beloved wife because they obviously Hate Him, meanwhile they just find his chubby hamster cheeks adorable and want an excuse to play with them

Welcome to Moshenshang Week! 💚💙🩵

This event is for anyone in the Scum Villain fandom interested in making content for the ship between Mobei-jun, Shang Qinghua, and Shen Qingqiu!

There’s no official deadline, so feel free to hop on whenever you’d like!

Artists, writers, podficcers, and other creative types are all welcome! 

Tag your posts (both on Tumblr and AO3) with #MoshenshangWeek2025 !

You don’t have to stick to the prompts super strictly! Have fun and make your own interpretations!

You don’t have to do all the days, or do them in order! Just go with whatever speaks to you!

Feel free to send me your work, or tag me in it! I’d love to see what people create!

PROMPTS! 

Day 1 - Firsts

First date, first time, first kiss, first love…

Day 2 - Courting

Flirting, Demon Courtship, Gifts, love languages

Day 3 - Genderswap / Rule 63

This can include some good old lesbian romance, or genderqueer/trans 

shenanigans!

Day 4 - Soulmates

Red string of fate, soulmate AU, fate/destiny

Day 5 - Music

Lyrics as inspiration, playlists, karaoke, idol or band AUs

Day 6 - Adventure

Casefic, inn travel, mystery, travel, wife plots, working together

Day 7 - Modern

College AU, corporate AU, highschool, slice-of-life

✨tagging✨

@araksi413 

@c4xcocoa 

@notsofrozt

Mobei-jun, who always has nice things to say about Shang Qinghua’s writing (mostly because he has no standards for good earth literature), but usually doesn’t get to reading it until a few days, versus Shen “You couldn’t PAY me to read this” Qingqiu, who practically rips the pages from Shang Qinghua’s hands once they’re finished and comes back with full annotations in the next two hours

Moshenshang my beloved thank u for this ooghhh

NO PROBLEM I AM SO HAPPY TO STEER THIS SHIP LIKE THE LITTLE SILLY CAPTAIN I WAS NOT BORN TO BE AND FRANKLY SHOULDN’T BE ENTRUSTED WITH THE RESPONSIBILITY OF BEING!

Have a terrible sketch of the skrunklies for ur service

I love seeing unique designs for novel characters, but my favorite by far has to be Mobie-Jun as an elf that got jacked with steroids.

Shang Qinghua, being depressed af: No one can hate me more than I do

Shen Qingqiu, reading his book: You'd be fucking surprised