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Okay ya’ll SERIOUS TALK. WHO HERE WOULD BE INTERESTED IN ME HOSTING A MOSHENSHANG ART/WRITING WEEK EVENT.

Right now, there are a total of 16 fics of them on AO3, and the only Fanart under the tag is stuff I’ve done myself. So I need this to be solved, ASAP. Anyone interested, please like or reblog the post to let me know! If you want me to mention you in the official post (if this gets enough people on board), tell me that as well!

okay but i very much doubt shang qinghua will ever come to terms with having one bf who has tits bigger than his entire upper body and one bf whose waist is so petite he can circle it with his hands.

shang qinghua, after writing two extremely objectifiable men and marrying both: i’m a fucking genius shen qingqiu: is that all i am to you?? some horny fantasy?? shang qinghua: YOU READ THE WEBNOVEL YOU KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT.

he's just a little drunk

THEY’RE MARRIED.

Picnic date!

art of my OC, yin qiaoyue! The background in the second image is from here

I imagine this right

Mxtx's couples coming in boxes together and they read the next:

Bingqiu: Please do not separate, one Will cry and the other will get mean

Moshang: Please do not separate, one will get anxious without it's support human and the other will kill you

Wangxian: Please do not separate, they're in their best behavior around each other (Alternatively, One will get sad and one will kill you)

Hualian: Please do not try to separate, they will bite if attempts are made

CONCEPT: drunk Shang Qinghua mentioning that with his massive tits, Mobei Jun would look fucking hot in a corset, and so Shen Qingqiu, former cosplayer, whips out his sewing skills and makes a fancy blue corset for Mobei Jun and Shang Qinghua just passes away from being a flustered gay little hamster

Shang Qinghua: wait… how did you know how to make a corset so fast?? Shen Qingqiu: well. sometimes with my old cosplays…. Shang Qinghua, ready to die for a second time: oh my god. Shen Qingqiu: look, i just had a thin waist okay? it worked with my body type! Shang Qinghua: OH MY GOD.

Mobei Jun knows both of his wives are terrible at self care and will go days without sleeping or eating if not monitored, so he's gotten used to taking care of them the same way people take care of plants. Has wife one fallen asleep while writing again? Better bring him blankets to keep his environment at optimal temperature for growth. Wife two is too busy grading assignments and skipping meals? Bring extra nutrients and water to him. Happy wife, happy life, and Mobei Jun did not put his whole mobussy into all this demon king shit to be a depressed bitch

Shang Qinghua fell first, Mobei Jun fell harder, Shen Qingqiu quite literally fell from a tree and landed on top of them and he’s kinda just stuck around since

— the MoShenShang gospel or smth idk I’m not a historian

ah yes, mobei “black coffee.” jun, and his wives, shen “venti iced cappuccino with soy milk two pumps vanilla and no cream” qingqiu, and shang “do you have any apple juice” qinghua.

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both losing their entire families to horrible violence and betrayal

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both having the responsibility of leading a clan thrust on them before they were ready

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang both devoting their adult lives to revenge and looking down the barrel of their futures after Guanyin Temple, not knowing who they are without their anger

Something something Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang being the only people who can truly understand each other

I'm so sorry for jiang cheng because this poor boy lost everything in his life except his virginity :(

Absolutely obsessed with the idea of one character marking another as theirs through clothing.

And im not talking about some dumbass oh here’s my sports jersey, no, fuck that.

I’m talking about Mobei Jun gifting Qinghua the Mobei clan crest on a necklace and dressing him in blue, even on An Ding peak

I’m talking about Shen Qingqiu (cannonically, look at the official art) painting Binghes demon mark on his own forehead for their wedding

I’m talking about Nie Huaisang walking around with a lotus hairpin and fan, wearing purple robes in his exact measurements when he visits lotus pier

I’m talking about Qi Rong with Tai Hua red and gold woven into his and Guzi’s everyday wear, with tigers embroidered even on their green robes and a stuffed tiger being Guzi’s absolute favorite to carry with him

In talking about loving someone so much you wear their ownership of your heart on your person for all to see, or gift them a physical symbol of how much you love them and how much you already see them as a part of your family - as a part of who you are.

(fengqing 🏹⚔️)

donghua fq are like this to me

Waking up after a surprise body swap? Not very demure, not very mindful. (Au explanation if confused)

CONCEPT: Mobei Jun still not completely getting the concept of transmigration and thinking it makes them like. a different species altogether.

so he just starts writing a book on “how to take care of your pet transmigrator” and just spends time staring at shang qinghua and shen qingqiu interacting as his “research” like they’re two pets he’s trying to introduce

“it is customary in transmigrator culture to, after performing an act of mating, tell the other “no homo” and show the other ones clothed feet to indicate the validity of the claim”

MoShenShang Brainrot Memes:

shen qingqiu, clutching his side: qinghua. shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qingqiu: you know all those times you mentioned binghe carrying his wives “bridal style”? shang qinghua: yeah??? shen qinqiu: did you ever specify how demon bridal style actually works?? shang qinghua: … um. shen qingqiu: BECAUSE I ASKED MOBEI-JUN TO PICK ME UP THAT WAY AND HE JUST THREW ME OVER HIS SHOULDER LIKE A SACK OF RICE.

meanwhile shang qinghua is panicking remembering all the times mobei jun has carried him like that

lost in those eyes! ❤️👁️

you can always tell when hua cheng sees his precious beloved.. i love drawing his gaze at xie lian so much i do it all the time lmao

LETS GO NEW LIVINGINAWORLDOFNOISE CONTENT JUST DROPPED IM THRIVING!

six excerpts from the great romantic saga of tax evader!wwx vs. tax collector!lwj (read on ao3 here!)

THIS. THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING. LIKE, IN MY AU, YIN YU DIDNT BASICALLY RAISE HUA MEI YING BC HE WANTED TO. HUALIAN WOULD LOVE THEIR DAUGHTER TO DEATH BUT PARENT HER? ABSOLUTELY NOT. WANGXIAN ON THE OTHER HAND? TOP TIER, ON GOD. SHOULD BE GIVEN ALL THE KIDS. WONDERFUL.

As much as I love mpreg and will read it regardless of canon, I will admit that of all the mxtx couples, wangxian are the only ones who can be trusted with children. Binghe would inevitably get jealous of the kid for taking too much of Shizun’s attention, Shen Qingqiu can barely be trusted as a teacher, Hua Cheng doesn’t give a fuck about anyone other than Xie Lian, and Xie Lian barely even remembers to check on any child he comes into contact with in canon. All of those freaks are better off child-free. Fortunately, wangxian makes up for this deficiency by being amazing parents who’d probably have like a dozen kids

Y’know I give Hua Cheng a lot of shit for being a simplord like I don’t talk about Xie Lian being just as bad enough.

Like you know this guy cannot go ten minutes without mentioning his husband. He is the most annoying wife guy in a twenty mile radius. Hua Cheng can do no wrong in his eyes. He could bite of Feng Xins finger because he thought it was funny and Xie Lian will fully tell Feng Xin he shouldn’t have antagonised someone more powerful than him.

Hua Cheng could show up at the door to Puqi Shrine menacingly standing at his 6’4 self covered in blood and Xie Lian would just be like “Oh my poor sweet San Lang, was today a bad day let me make you some soup and get you cleaned up.”

Like he is living his Mafia AU Mob Wife Fantasy and we all need to support him in that.

You are a top tier commenter, I can attest to this. I might not be a big fandom name or a good fic writer, but the fact that you still take the time to tell me what you loved about the fics I write shall never cease to make me smile! Thank you so much!

saw somebody saying they don't post comments bc they don't want the author to reply? WTF is author dni??? I LOVE IT WHEN THE AUTHOR REPLIES TO ME THAT SHIT IS AMAZING it's like we're sending fandom themed postcards to each other it's like we're pen pals IT GIVES ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN i don't understand that mentality I WANT THE AUTHOR TO KNOW HOW THEY HAVE AFFECTED ME and then pat me on the head and tell me i'm a good reader

me @ me: bc i want a good grade in fanfic reader which is both normal to want and possible to achieve

ps authors owe me nothing btw if your energy is split btwn replying to comments or posting a new thing I will always support your efforts towards new thing. or yk taking a break for self care bc that's important too

OMG YOU'RE ON TUMBLR NOW I CAN TAG YOU IN POSTS AND SEND YOU ALL THE THINGS

INDEED I AM HEHEHEH

imagine shen qingqiu and shang qinghua getting sad about missing stuff from the modern world and mobei jun being like “i don’t know what a dorito is but i will find it and slay it to bring home for my wives at once”.

three days later

MBJ, with a monster head in his hands: as you requested, i have brought a dorito. SQQ: …. YOU ACTUALLY NAMED ONE OF YOUR FUCKING MONSTERS “DORITO”??? SQH: IDK MAN I DONT REMEMBER THIS SHIT I PROBABLY THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD NOTICE THESE THINGS MBJ: is this not the right beast? i can go and- SQQ and SQH: nope no no more monsters we are good this is indeed a dorito MBJ: i see MBJ: good. MBJ: so how do we cook it to get it to become “cool ranch”. SQQ and SQH: …..

Mobei Jun, annoyed with Shang Qinghua: Qingqiu. you are sleeping on the couch. Shen Qingqiu: WHAT- WHY AM I SLEEPING ON THE COUCH??? I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE ANNOYED WITH QINGHUA NOT ME? Mobei Jun: I am. Mobei Jun: but I also like him more. Mobei Jun: I am delegating my emotions. Shen Qingqiu: ITS SUPPOSED TO BE REGULATING, NOT DELEGATING. Mobei Jun: picks him up by the scruff of his neck like a cat and tosses him onto the couch while Shang Qinghua dies laughing

mbj really thought he was in pokemon but the pokemon were transmigrators

gotta catch em all (and marry them)

The moshenshang agenda is real.

I finally did a blank draw the squad template based on this The Amazing Digital Circus screenshot. Enjoy! If you wanna draw the squad like this, go right ahead! Just make sure to credit me though.

@peerlessplantma ask and you shall receive!