In the Feral Branch AU, once Viva (also feral) is living back in the village with everyone, her and Branch force BroZone and Poppy to lay in a giant pile. In which the two lick them clean like a cat
Poppy and Clay are 100% used to it and jokingly whine about it. But John Dory LOVES it and tells Bruce and Floyd (who find it cute and amusing) that if they don't he's going to get them in the middle of the night and they need to support their brother and his girlfriend's sister
It becomes such a regular thing and eventually they find out that Kismet has been also doing it with him this whole time by Branch having glitter in his mouth from when he licked Boom.
I swear, one’s family/whether or not one has siblings can be the cornerstone of their personality/srs
More notes on these headcannons under the cut
Hype = Oldest of 3 (he has sisters), older cousin of Boom, Hype is used to being left in charge and has become quite good at mediating in a group. However being put in charge of 2-3 people growing up is rarely a walk in the park. Thankfully he’s got enough optimism to keep him going until the adults can take charge again. By the time he himself has reached adulthood, he’s still got some mom friend energy when he’s interacting with his bandmates.
Trickee = child #5 in a family of 10 kids. He has never known peace or quiet, and thus has become a very loud and chaotic young adult. He both has no concept of privacy and values personal space deeply. Sometimes his trouble-making tendencies make him look attention-seeking. If you ask him though, sometimes, when you gotta compete with 9 other kids, you just need to yell to be heard.
Branch = you know his deal. Family baby, his estranged sibs baby him, and low-key he hates it (poor sap 😅) “The Rules Don’t Apply to Him” BUT HE’LL FOLLOW THEM ANYWAY because SAFETY FIRST
Ablaze = no family to speak of let alone siblings. He has never known the struggle of fighting over leftovers or keeping people tf out of your room. He and Trickee are roomies though (Trickee moved out as soon as he could lmao), so he gets a front row seat to Trickee’s sibling culture every now and then. (Low-key, they look pretty fun to him)
Boom = only child to a single dad. Was born asexually and his dad never felt the desire to have another kid after him. Boom doesn’t mind too much though since he’s pretty involved with his cousins. That’s kinda like having siblings… except he doesn’t have to share his stuff with them :) So he’s winning :))
Branch: I need your guy’s help.
Ablaze: *holding up a shovel*
Branch: No.
Boom: *holding up a sharpen stick*
Branch: No.
Trickee and Hype: *holding up a gas can and a match*
Branch: NO! I need all of you to piss off my brothers.
Kismet: Say no more.
Kismet: *walking up to Brozone* Hello guys remember us the better boyband and the better brothers for Branch.
Kismet stuff that are canon in the "We Are In Sync AU" sjsjsjsk
Ablaze works out for the sole purpose of keeping his family safe
When he was 16, he had a mental breakdown when he broke his leg and couldn't workout anymore, Trickee was there with him when it happened
Safe to say, Ablaze is okay now
Branch almost, ALMOST, developed a ED when he was younger, he was trying to ration his food while also remembering the times JD got after Bruce for eating too much(JD YOU FCKED UP A GOOD KID)
Ablaze took up cooking because of that, took a while but he finally got Branch to eat more
Hype is the middle child, no questions djsnsjwh
He's the second emotional one in the group, the first being Boom(remember this)
Boom and Branch are 'twins' despite having a one year age gap
The two hang out with Barb, resulting them into experiencing with rock music
Ablaze finds his dad.....not really more of like a headstone djsnsnsjs
Trickee takes after his mom, he's taken some of her characteristics
Ablaze was a bit feral when he was younger, but became a bit more tamer when he met Trickee
Gonna make more later, so I guess this is part 1??
ok real talk im 100% sure the first thing Stan did when he got to his room was cry himself to sleep
99.9% of my Ships and OTPs are gay, sooooo😂. This blog is safe for everyone!!
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
I am sick, when I’m sick I’m emotional so now everyone has to be emotional with me.
Branch to John Dory: Do you remember when I was little and we got trapped outside during a storm and couldn’t get back home so we had to stay in a hollowed out tree. I was so scared but you told me we were camping and started telling me these insane stories of adventures we would go on until I fell asleep.
John Dory: No
Branch to Bruce: Do you remember when I was being picked on by Creek and you found out and threatened him to get him to leave me alone.
Bruce: I’m sorry what?
Branch to Clay: What about you? How about the time I was so sick I couldn’t get out of bed for days and you stayed in the room with me the whole time waiting on me hand and foot resulting in you getting sick yourself.
Clay: *Confused*
Branch to Floyd: On the anniversary of the incident I was feeling so down and depressed that I didn’t want to leave my house. You showed up and did a few puzzles with me before telling me random stories from when you and the guys were younger to keep me distracted from my thoughts that day. Remember that?
Floyd: Sorry Branch, I don’t remember that happening.
Branch: Because it never did. The events happened but you four weren’t there for me but these four were. *points to Kismet* Ablaze told me stories when we got stuck in the storm to keep me from being scared. Hype threatened Creek when he was bullying me. Trickee stayed with me when I was sick. Boom stayed with me on the anniversary of the day you four left me. These four are my brothers not by blood but they stayed by my side when I had no one.
Trolls Crack
Ablaze to other trolls: we have come to the conclusion that the only trickee has not died yet from all the stupid shit is because the Reaper/death has to face off a pissed off branch and no one wants to face a piss off branch
Branch to kismet,brozone, and snack pack: I have been to hell and back. While I was there Satan started to cry because he was not ready to give up the throne.
Branch to brozone and kismet: I wanna kill someone
Brozone worried JD: I don't think that's a good plan there bud
Bruce: yeah what if you get caught not going to bail you out
Kismet already doing a check list
Hype: I got us alibis
Boom: I've got the clean supplies and gloves
Trickee: i know where to hide a body
Ablaze: I got the tools
Kismet: now who are we hitting
Branch with tiers in his eyes: this is why I love you guys. Let's go
Brozone: wft
Little sneak peak :)
Krystal Kismet? Diamond Hype? Idk one of those
That shitpost doodle I made became a real au sorry guys hope you like it bcuz I’m probably gonna keep posting about it
Maybe idk
Anyways I also made them silly little designs for the story, I’ve got ideas in mind, if enough ppl are interested in this au maybe I’ll share more 👍
I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. Enjoy the stuff I do upload lol 21 years oldShe/TheyLesbian
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