Trolls Crack

Trolls Crack

Ablaze to other trolls: we have come to the conclusion that the only trickee has not died yet from all the stupid shit is because the Reaper/death has to face off a pissed off branch and no one wants to face a piss off branch

Branch to kismet,brozone, and snack pack: I have been to hell and back. While I was there Satan started to cry because he was not ready to give up the throne.

Branch to brozone and kismet: I wanna kill someone

Brozone worried JD: I don't think that's a good plan there bud

Bruce: yeah what if you get caught not going to bail you out

Kismet already doing a check list

Hype: I got us alibis

Boom: I've got the clean supplies and gloves

Trickee: i know where to hide a body

Ablaze: I got the tools

Kismet: now who are we hitting

Branch with tiers in his eyes: this is why I love you guys. Let's go

Brozone: wft

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9 months ago

My Kismet AU headcanons !

Ablaze

Ablaze is the strongest and oldest of the band and behaves like a proud older brother towards his bandmates (not like JD back then) He's 39.

He is half Rock and half Pop Troll, which makes him a Rock-Pop Troll among his friends.

Ablaze is a calm and chill man, which makes him like a typical dad who allows absolutely everything! During the performance, he gains energy from the music and behaves teasingly during the choreographer.

He's just a cool and loyal Troll.

He has and can play electric guitar.

He literally sleeps in any place (Even standing, with a smile on his face ;])

He understands his close friends perfectly by their condition.

He likes to tease the hair of friends he meets on the way or when he stands next to them (especially Trickee and Hype come across this)

Ablaze really likes to hear about the activities of his friends, memorizing the smallest details. He has a very good memory.

If something goes wrong, or there is some tension in the band, Ablaze takes over and tries to restore harmony and stability in the band (he succeeds)

Hype

Hype is the leader of the band and the spirit of the company. He's 29.

He successfully works out compromises if there are any conflicts between his bandmates.

Hype is a truly caring Troll who speaks and does, motivating his band with infectious enthusiasm.

He wants his friends to feel not only recognized, but also supported, not just heard, but understood.

He coordinates meetings with the band and schedules concerts.

He has his own mug with the inscription "#1 Leader" which Boom gave him.

He often hangs out with Boom, and gave him the nickname "RainBro"

Hype has a habit of straightening his hair forward. That's why his hair is bent forward.

He clearly has silly and funny things that look funny in a good way.

Hype and Ablaze are responsible for the idea and lyrics of the song.

Boom

Boom is the designer and is responsible for the costumes for the performance. He's 28.

He's gay (canon) And he wasn't afraid to open up to his friends about it.

Boom is relaxed and cordial and sensitive to the feelings of others and appreciates harmony.

Boom easily reacts to the emotions of others, helping them establish harmony. He is even able to perceive the emotions of others just by listening to their voices.

He likes to spend time with his friends doing casual, fun things.

Boom will always find the right compliment to soften the heart that is ready to call his risky behavior irresponsibility or recklessness.

It's easy to make him laugh. He often laughs at Trickee's jokes.

He pricks up his ears in the direction where someone is talking to get into the conversation.

He is afraid to make mistakes when he creates costume designs.

He loves cocoa, exactly the kind that Ablaze makes.

Trickee

Trickee is the youngest of the band and a funny Troll. He's 26, just like Branch.

Nothing tires him out faster than talking about dry facts or harsh reality.

Trickee is responsible for the choreography, which he does very well.

He has shorter hair than his bandmates.

Trickee removes his glasses and pulls down his hair only when he is asleep or in order to walk freely.

He often does something risky, which forces his band to agree to protect him from the incident.

Trickee being the youngest, always hangs out with Ablaze, feeling protected and a little like a kid with an older Troll.

He loves almost everything Ablaze cooks! Its easy to convince Trickee to something (it is possible especially for Hype)

He has several copies of his glasses, as he broke his glasses not infrequently, even accidentally.

He has a habit of suddenly hugging friends from behind and sniffing their nice hair (this is normal for them x])

7 years ago

Appreciative Post for Lui Calibre

Moo Snuckel: “He’s a little rusty, guys.”

7 years ago

Secrets of the signs

Aries: can’t handle fighting and losing people. They act like they’re happy to let people go, but in reality they regret fighting and want those people back, they hate loosing people that mean something to them.

Taurus: is afraid that no one actually wants them around, and they’re easily forgotten about to the people who mean the most to them, is constantly wondering if they mean anything to anyone.

Gemini: They try so hard to fit in and be friends with everyone they change who they are themselves , but would rather change than be alone, because being alone is extremely scary to them.

Cancer: tries to act happy all the time. They feel like if they let others see them upset, they’re disappointing them. Needs to make sure everyone around them doesn’t worry about them, no matter what the cost.

Leo: Believes they are unlovable and that everything that goes wrong is their fault. They try to act tough and like they don’t care, but deep inside, they are probably the most sensitive person you will ever meet.

Virgo: has trouble handling life. They may seen like they have everything under control and in order, but in reality they have trouble making it every hour of the day. It’s hard for them to stay positive.

Libra: Can’t be without a lover because they need to invest time in others so they don’t have to focus on themselves. Hates having to deal with their own problems so they hide them and pretend everything is fine.

Scorpio: is scared of getting close to people. They love being trusted by others but have a hard time trusting others. Are afraid one day this will push everyone away but they don’t know how to fix it.

Sagittarius: Wants only love and to be loved. When they aren’t with someone, they start to feel hopeless and like they aren’t good enough for anyone.

Capricorn: Invests themselves in trying to get to the top, so they tend to not have deep connections with anyone. They’re afraid because of this that they’ll be alone forever.

Aquarius: Doesn’t feel emotions like they think they should. They get into relationships and don’t feel anything for a while, and because of this they believe there’s something wrong with them and hate themselves or it.

Pisces: Actually has no idea what they’re doing in life and day dreams to make themselves feel better. Is lost and confused but acts like they have everything under control and hates asking for help.

8 years ago
Was Feeling Down So Drew Kisses To Help

was feeling down so drew kisses to help

7 years ago

You are an amazing person and artists and I thank you a million times for helping me with this project! If ya ever need something just ask!

Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 
Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 
Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 
Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 
Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 
Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 
Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 
Children’s Book About H2ODelirious And Vanoss. ;3 

Children’s book about H2ODelirious and Vanoss. ;3 

Written by: @katherinecreates Illustrations by: Me, @shyblacksheep

9 months ago
Kiss Ur Homies

Kiss ur homies

9 months ago

Hype: You’re smiling. Did something happened?

Branch: Can’t I smile because I just feel like it?

Boom: Creek tripped and fell outside.

9 months ago

In the Feral Branch AU, once Viva (also feral) is living back in the village with everyone, her and Branch force BroZone and Poppy to lay in a giant pile. In which the two lick them clean like a cat

Poppy and Clay are 100% used to it and jokingly whine about it. But John Dory LOVES it and tells Bruce and Floyd (who find it cute and amusing) that if they don't he's going to get them in the middle of the night and they need to support their brother and his girlfriend's sister

It becomes such a regular thing and eventually they find out that Kismet has been also doing it with him this whole time by Branch having glitter in his mouth from when he licked Boom.

9 months ago

Ablaze and John Dory

These are just some snippets of my Ablaze and John Dory headcanons that are scattered around the Trolls Discord.

Ablaze despises BroZone and he doesn't even try to hide it. The second they're off the stage after their reunion show with BroZone at Vacay Island all happy pretenses are dropped.

John Dory, the overzealous and oblivious bastard that he is, comes up to Ablaze and claps him on the shoulder to compliment his performance but before he can even get a word out Ablaze snarls and shrugs him off with a harsh "Don't touch me."

JD only has time to look affronted and open his mouth to retort before Ablaze stalks off to go throw his arm over Branch's shoulders and ruffle his hair- which Branch will not let John do- with a bright smile and an "Amazing as always, B." on his tongue.

Thus began the rivalry.

Ablaze and John Dory fight a lot, obviously, even if it's in the most petty ways that can fly under the radar. Ablaze will hold the door for everyone but John Dory, John Dory will invite every other member of Kismet except Ablaze out with BroZone, etc. One day, after John Dory does something else stupid and petty like give only Ablaze "constructive criticism" on his performance Ablaze just leans in, looks John Dory dead in the eyes, and says "I will be there for him long after you're dead in the ground." and just walks away.

And just for fun take a little snippet that will be written into a Familiar and New chapter or maybe even it's own story somewhere down the line:

John Dory is still talking but Ablaze can't hear the vitriol spewing from his bastard mouth over the battle cry his heart was pounding in his ears. Who the hell did this troll think he was to barge into their space and attack one of their own? Branch's shoulders are rising up to meet his drooping ears and he has this haunted and scared look on his face that only feeds into the volcanic fury burning through Ablaze's veins.

"I don't even know why I try with you," John Dory hisses, pinching the bridge of his nose, and Branch makes this wounded noise deep in the back of his throat. Ablaze sees red. With an outraged snarl he lunges over the couch and tackles John Dory to the ground, uncaring of the startled cries that ring out around him. He reels his fist back and slams it into the bastard's face, relishing in the crack he feels beneath his knuckles. John Dory flails, unprepared, and Ablaze uses the opportunity to hit him again, and again, and again and a sick pleasure sparks in his gut at the sight of John Dory's face getting progressively bloodier.

Arms scramble for purchase on his shoulders, his vest, even tangling desperately into the hair at the nape of his neck but Ablaze fights against their hold and struggles to get a few more hits in. No one gets to talk to his band like that. He'll be damned if he sits back and lets John Dory open his vile mouth to say one more twisted criticism to his little brother. Branch was his.

"'Blaze!" Branch's panicked voice cuts through the rage and he finally lets the paws drag him away from John's trembling body with a low growl

3 weeks ago

Sometimes I think... they're all just speaking tongues...

A little animation for Cass Apocalyptic Series by @somerandomdudelmao!

Thank you for creating such a wonderful story that brings the fandom together!!

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