Polka Pox Is A Viral Infection Common Among Clowns Regardless Of Breed Ancestry, Characterized By Colorful

Been kinda bored lately. If you see me randomly beefing with someone for no reason just ignore it

dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.

no getting up. no looking at the flag.

everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.

logging onto tumblr with no notifs like damn didn’t know this was humblr 😔

the grip tumblr has on society while being universally believed to be dead

Some suitor: “Let’s have open arms instead-”

Polites yelling from the Underworld: “KEEP MY PHILOSOPHY OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH”

I wish boobs were detachable. Because sometimes I want to look like a genderless being, other times the outfit needs boobs.

bitch ass cunt but in a loving way

i was born in the right generation, i love doomscrolling on tumblr and brat by charli xcx

Rip Shelley Duvall, the patron saint of unsettling girls

July 7, 1949 – July 11, 2024