Whatever Gender Party Poison Has Is The One I Want.

captured by a vampire but theyre trying to find a good youtube video to watch while sucking your blood and youre just like come on can you just get it over with

finally made my own playlist on unholyverse !!

you know how there's like, headcanons you believe are canon, headcanons that could be canon, and headcanons you just find really fucking funny

well there's a million beautiful and agonizing metas about how xue yang is able to wield shuanghua, and while i do love those, in the drama we ALSO see him behead da-ge using baxia despite having no particular connection to its owner, so i posit:

xue yang is just irresistibly fucking sexy to sword spirits

victorian widow gerard….

my mind is a machine that turns any pieces of information barely related into an au setting

Pretty boys pretty eyes

patrick is a tiny man with the hugest vocal range ever. it's headfirst slide into cooperstown and then it's novocaine ???

you couldnʼt possibly be thinking jinx hadnʼt her little belt outfit inspired by her dad in his gay rebel era

you ever just sitting there and hear flint's voice in your head going "WHat are YOU TALKING ABOUT?" man what an iconic fight

blisters and bedrock 🩸