Random Starscream Head Cannon:

I kid you not one minute after I posted this my stomach cramps fr just fucking disappeared. Like they just went gone. Ig I actually projected my stomach cramps onto Sentinel Prime.

Raaaggh my stomach cramps hurt so bad.

That’s it I’m projecting my stomach cramps onto Sentinel Prime (I’m sorry but I hate that man-)

I don’t think I can begin to put into words how much I freaking LOVE Starscream.

I like any and every version of Starscream. (Except for the Michael Bay Starscream, sry my guy, but they turned him into a dorito (I also just don’t rlly enjoy the Michael Bay films, don’t come after me-)). I spent $60 on a G1 Starscream figure, (I wanted the $200 Takara Masterpiece mp-52 one but I didn’t have $200 to spare-) I have posters of Starscream, I made little clay props for my Starscream figure, I listen to Starscream themed playlists on Spotify, I have an entire Pinterest Starscream board, I put my tumblr profile theme to match G1 Starscreams color scheme. I themed my entire phone to Starscream. I WILL bring up Starscream lore unprompted.

I cannot explain how much the Starscream brainrot has gotten to me.

AND WHY IS IT BEING PAIRED WITH ‘Threshold day’??? What does this mean???

Why is my entire for you tumblr page filled with Salamanders? What in the world prompted this?? Someone plz explain 😭😭😭

WAIT CAPCUTS ALSO GETTING BANNED? I DIDNT CARE ABT TIKTOK BUT CAPCUT??? WHYYYYY- T-T

Why am I tempted to make an oc just to make Starscream a father figure for said oc (I have a terrible relationship with my own father and this is my way of coping.)

The results are in people and I made the blog! Go follow my new blog daily-all-hail-lord-starscream I already made my first post :D

(tumblr won’t let me tag my own blogs so ig a link to it will do :P)

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ALL HAIL LORD STARSCREAM

I say all hail Lord Starscream Daily :P

I genuinely might make an other blog dedicated solely to saying “ALL HAIL LORD STARSCREAM!!!🗣️” daily.

Was watching Tfp and decided to make some Starscream gifs :3 lemme know if u guys want me to make more!

I FOUND IT NVM I KINDA REMEMBERED THE TITLE :3 (For anyone curious it’s called “Little Wings” by Creatively_Written on ao3!!! :3

TUMBLR IM BACK BUT ONLY CAUSE I NEED HELP.

I REMEMBER A AO3 STARSCREAM X JETFIRE/SKYFIRE FANFIC I READ AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD BUT I NEVER FINISHED IT AND WANNA READ IT AGAIN BUT I CANT REMEMBER.

Key points I remembered: Star and Sky had a kid already, and we’re going to have 2 more. Star was the one with the new two sparklings. Heatwave was also in it. Cyrak was alive I think. The bots were building a daycare. I think there was birthday of some sort (?) or maybe it was a baby shower. Two other bots had a kid that said “No” to everything. The sparklings would kinda have like little meetings.

If anyone knows what fanfic I’m talking abt PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME ToT

Honestly I kinda wish transformers were real. Would yap to Ratchet all day abt random stuff. Would compliment Starscream’s wings. Would sit in comfortable silence with Soundwave. Is having giant alien robots be real really too much to ask?

Uhhhhh so I made a Starscream Spotify playlist.

(Also don’t mind my Spotify name lol. It’s a ship name me and my S/O made for our OC’s :3)

But if you guys want an explanation for why I added each song into that playlist, then I can :3