john constantine.
y'all will spend some time together simply drinking and/or smoking and ranting about all of life's problems. he's never one for cute-sy things; the closest you'll ever get out of this man for a "cute" date is a candle-lit dinner. he'd be the gentleman to offer to cook the food, but you know that he always prefers your cooking any day of the week and twice on sunday. and, let's be real — you're going to fuck at least once, if not twice, or three times. it all depends on the length of the storm and both of your stamina.
kevin lomax.
honestly, you're gonna be fucking for practically the entire day. in between trying to conceive a baby, and overall having lots of "energy", you will find yourselves laying under the sheets, with him buried deep inside of you and your legs dropped limply over either of his shoulders. you'd hardly be able to hear the rain over the sounds of your moans and every thrust that he pumped deeply inside of you.
matt.
he'll have a fresh blunt rolled for the two of you to smoke together until the storm passes. by the end of the storm, you're both too stoned to even think of going back to your home. so, he'll let you sleep in his arms while you sober up from the weed you've smoked. you'll wake up to him searching through the kitchen for a midnight snack during a case of the munchies, making you burst out laughing after initially thinking that he was a robber invading the home.
divider by @reveriesources.
🎀 irl, i am lesbian. but online, i'm keanu's wife/full-time whore. i can live the weird lil' fantasies that spark up inside my head & share it here with other like-minded keanu whores.
🎀 i have been diagnosed with dissociative identity disorder, which may cause me to sometimes use plural pronouns. there's not actually multiple people behind this account; it's just my other personalities.
🎀 writing is my favorite hobby outside of watching movies. i grew up loving animated films, but now i am scouring through the good ol' hollywood catalogue of the old-time classics from the 80s & 90s. if you have any film suggestions, please send them in my ask box!
soooo
i think i'm allergic to my peacock tattoo
but only a certain part
this is fun 🤠
(for context: i got this tattoo like last year)
someone pls gimme requests to write during this hurricane. imma be bored af. ty! <3
edit: nothing too nsfw, pls
what i write for:
keanuverse the last of us (hbo & game) the mcu the x-files
i wanna be more active on here...
since i saw an announcement of a jw origins spin-off anime series w/ the legend himself, it made me start to think of something maybe i could write. not gonna give really any of it away, but this is more-so for me to dip my toes in the water and see what you all think about some kind of project like this. feedback & reblogs will be greatly appreciated on this post! i think i have some really cool ideas for this & i really want it to get some hype since it's my first writing project in a while. ^-^
ps. expect a theme change soon, i decided to just have some fun w/ my blog while i felt inspired <3
vent story. possibly will delete later. do not repost. paring: ted logan x f!reader tw: fighting parents, angst
Your parents were arguing again. And, once again, you were accused of igniting the flame of the argument brighter from your mere presence. There were tears streaming down your face as you stormed out of the front door and ran down the residential street. No time to care about if you were wearing shoes or not, you just had to get the hell away from those people. From the venom that was being injected into you, from the salt that was being rubbed into your wounds by the people whom you thought you could trust.
So, that's how you ended up in Ted's room at Missy's house. You were still having an emotional breakdown — understandably so — from the whole situation. It made his heart ache to see you in such a state, but he knew that he couldn't do much more than ruffle your hair slowly as he listened to you.
"It's not *my* fault that her husband is a piece of crap." You were ranting off to Ted for about...God only knows now.
"I know it's not, babe. Your mom knows it, too." Ted cooed in a reassuring whisper.
"Then, why does she keep saying it?" The question slipped from your tongue not even half a beat after Ted's statement, but his care and affection for you still beamed behind his deep brown eyes. He reached one of his hands up to cup the bottom of your chin in his palm, gently forcing you to direct your gaze solely on him.
"People get stupid when they're angry," he began in a soothing whisper, "the truth is, babe, she is regretting what she said to you."
His comment made you sniffle, the tears still falling from your eyes although you do not even notice them anymore since your cheeks were so wet already. "How can you be so sure?"
"Well, she only said it because it was in the heat of the moment. She wouldn't have said it otherwise."
"Maybe you're right." You let out a deep sigh, finally feeling all of the anger that was once suffocating you be drained out.
"I know I'm right, babe." Ted said, and a grin would spread across his youthful face before he playfully nudged the side of your shoulder. "What do you say we forget about everything with a movie night?"
THE NEW BALLERINA TRAILER?!?!?
I'M TRYING NOT TO CRY CAUSE OF MY MASCARA...
I SCREAMED AT JOHN'S "You already have"!!
Time to rewatch all of the John Wick movies (and maybe try the series??)
PS. The thought of seeing Ana De Armas & Keanu Reeves action is making my heart go:💓📈.
PSS. Expect a lot more content now that I have some inspo!
@feinv @scarlettspectra @ghcstpyre @discoscoob @lilithlinen @sunnythebunny7
hi! yes,i am still alive (haha, fuck you, milton!)
my power went out much sooner than expected, which is why i didn't post the requests. if you sent one, thank you! it really helps give me something to do during this stupid storm.
goodnight guys. let's pray that everything will be as expected when i wake up! 💖
gonna be really busy while i work on moving out.
i'll likely only be able to post reblogs or any little headcanons/imagines i can be inspired with during the process.
it shouldn't take long. i'll try to post some pics of the place when i get it. it's not a lot, but it's a place i can call my own. 😭
soooo, i have some awesome news!
i'm going to be moving out into my own place soon!
that will mean that i'll be able to write more nsfw things. probably by the beginning or middle of september, expect some more spicy posts!
honestly, i'm so excited to move out. i can show some pics of the place if any of y'all are interested. but for now, i'll leave you with this. 💗