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Now. Now I mean it sexually.
Thanks anon!
Also Harry’s only spell knocks people’s weapons out of their hands. Percy has a magic sword that automatically returns to his pocket. It’s not close.
what if miraculous characters had tumblr
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i want you all to know that if anyone gets akumatized on tuesday im quitting i have three tests and a part time job go to therapy
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YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL
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ladybug is 25? she should have been at da club...
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im literally a minor
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sometimes i want to kill myself but then i remember i havent seen my friends figure out their romantic tension yet and ive gotten too invested
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Buy the New Gabriel Perfume here!
Carefree. Dreamy. Radiant.
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@ladybug excuse me???
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WRONG BLOG
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ladybug is horny heritage post
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i just want everyone who posts adrien velocity gif edits on here to know that he's really just some white guy
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real
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dni if you're parisian because how on earth is NO other city getting akumatized...yall need to pack up the drama queen attitude im sick of seeing you on the news
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Please stop voting for my dad...
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my nanny/stepmother/secretary said that "women should be allowed to murder their bosses with no repurcussions" she would do numbers on here
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AITA for causing 80% of the akumas in paris or do you all hate women
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i keep asking ladybug to hang out with me but she keeps blowing me off do u think she's cheating on me????
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WE'RE NOT DATING STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT IM CHEATING ON YOU
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do u guys want a part two i have sm of these kdjshgjhdsg
ladybug accidentally thirst qrts a tweet w pics of chat noir that she meant to PRIVATE quote retweet but she was sloppy and sleep deprived so she deletes it the second alya spam calls her about what the fuck she just did to the internet and then she goes on record to say that she was HACKED -> stay safe out there u guys!! remember ur 2 factor authentification!!! the next day the ladyblog releases a poll asking the people whether they think she was hacked or not. 99.9% no votes (the two yeses were ladybug herself and chat noir after she bullied him during patrol but he made like 20 spam accounts to vote no when he went home)
the_infinite_and_the_divine_(2020).txt
"Imperial Culture is... curious at times..."
I don't get conservatives I'd love for a transgirl to shove her agenda down my throat
Star Wars legends fans
if you’re gonna introduce me to something new you have to defeat my 7 evil ex hyperfixations
I can imagine Bill and Wiggly getting in a universe-destroying bitch-fight over something incredibly stupid, like flipping the table over on board game night but the table is the multiverse
Who would be the funniest Non-Hatchetverse characters to get stuck in Hatchetfield?
My mind immediately said Shawn Spencer from Psych and Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist, but I'm dying to har your answers.
I think the Lords in Black would have fun torturing Ed and Shawn would be at his wits end trying to solve the disappearances in Hatchetfield
"You don't know these Jedi as I do," he said, to a former Jedi.
The phrase "mansplain manipulate manslaughter" was actually coined for Nom Anor
Currently thinking ab Traitor by Matthew Stover as a parallel to Dante’s Inferno
Both are about the main character going through the lands of the dead and emerging as new, enlightened people.
Vergere & Virgil are both guides through the land of the dead (their names are even similar!)
The embrace of pain is limbo
Lust, I don’t know, I’m looking for answers for this one.
Gluttony is the garden of the Dhuryams
Greed is the mouth/stomach/worm thing that those people are living in.
Anger is when Vergere ‘betrays’ Jacen to Nom Amir and the Vong warriors and he fills the room with force lighting
Heresy is when Jacen learns the truth that there is no light or dark side of the force
Violence is when Ganner fights hundreds of Vong at once.
Fraud is when Jacen fakes a defection to the side of the Vong.
Treachery is when Jacen and the world brain work together to subvert the Vong.
My main question now is, who are the three in the heads of the devil? One option is that the three are Jacen, Vergere and Nom Anor, as they are the three the book is primarily about, but this is the easy answer. Anakin Skywalker could be one of the heads, as he is famously a traitor, though he did not stay one his entire life. Jacen is likely one as well. Who else could be?
Hayasaka is above this nonsense and is silently judging them all from outside the room
Omg so annoying 🙄
Anon you are funnier than all of us
Y’all want a single say fuck that
Source: me
Thanks anon lmao
I made this instead of doing actual stats homework you're welcome
Firestar, to Scourge after he "kills" him: *laughing* You fool... I HAVE SEVENTY ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
(modern au obvi)
That time Nezuko sent Tanjirou a text that said "look at this adorable video of a puppy and a raccoon being friends!!!! :0 🌸" but then when he clicked on it, it was the music video for the song "never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley. Why would Nezuko do this to him?
When Douma left his laptop open for Akaza to accidentally read some of the replies to his most recent tweet. He doesn't even know what those comments meant, but they were scary.
When Douma texted Akaza and Kokushibou a link to an article that talked about a gruesome murder that took place in the town like thirty years ago, with the caption " omg do u guys think ur house is haunted ? O-O" Akaza replied "Douma why are you being so ridiculous" but Kokushibou, who has always been personally convinced that his house is haunted, felt a chill run down his spine...
That time Shinobu sent Giyuu a text that said "giyuu have you seen the latest mitski mv" but then when he clicked on it, it was the music video for the song "never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley.
Sanemi taking the "Am I Gay?" quiz at 3am and then promptly deleting his browser history and attempting to set his computer on fire for good measure, setting off his smoke alarm and waking up the entire house, for which he had no good explanation other than the wholly unbelievable lie that he was trying to lit a scented candle but his hand slipped and landed on his computer keyboard instead.
When Zenitsu made Tanjirou listen to some of Kaigaku's soundcloud rap and instead of finding it funny like Zenitsu assumed he would it gave Tanjirou such a bad migraine he actually started crying.
When Gyutaro is accidentally in the background of one of Daki's selfies and a couple of her ig comments are "who's that guy behind u ????" leading him to fear that they would track him down, invade his home and tear him apart like a pack of wild animals. Daki said "uh...that's definitely not going to happen" but based on what he knows of her following, he maintains it's a likely possibility ok????
When Tanjirou had strep throat and couldn't read aloud to Muichirou like he usually does and Genya, out of the kindness of his heart, offered to sub in, and Muichirou made him read all 38 chapters of "My Immortal" to him, insisting that Tanjirou would do this for him, and therefore if he doesn't that means he is a bad friend.
That time Uzui sent Rengoku a text that said "hey i read this article regarding an unlimited free pizza coupon winning competition i thought you might find interesting, tell me what you think" but then when he clicked on it, it was the music video for the song "never gonna give you up" by Rick Astley.
And last but not least: When Kaigaku left his laptop open for Zenitsu to accidentally read his latest reddit post. Terrifying stuff.
Help, I was going through pintrest for Puss in Boots from Shrek 2 and the Last Wish, and in the comments of one picture, someone said that Puss in Boots is the definition of Firestar looks wise. Now, all I can think of and hear is Firestar with Antonio Banderas voice!
I did not change any color when I stuck his face onto this book cover
netflix posted a delete and unfinished scene
It's a bit rough, but here is my kitbashed Cyclic Ion Blaster for my T'au Xv8 Crisis Teams.
It's built from one and a half flamers and a fusion blaster, loosely following this giude.
CIBs are the best weapon XV8s can have, but you don't get even one in their kit. Best you can do is the one in the Commander kit. Would love to see an extra weapons sprue added to the XV8 kit.
You’re doing amazing sweetie 🫶🏽
i had three fic ideas. wrote one. i still have three fic ideas. this is not how math is supposed to work.
Aot as textposts pt 2
pt 1 - pt 3 - pt 4 - pt 5 - pt 6 - pt 7
congratulations to hello kitty <3 @catgirlgames
bonus:
(mandatory team building)
Part 1: Bruce’s Full Slideshow:
Part 2: Dick’s Full Slideshow:
Part 3: Tim’s Full Slideshow:
Part 4: Jason’s Full Slideshow:
(they forced him to be there so he’s making it everyone’s problem):
Part 5: Cass’s Full Slideshow:
Part 6: Stephanie’s Full Slideshow:
Part 7: Damian’s Full Slideshow:
Part 8: Duke’s Full Slideshow:
Part 9: Barbara’s Full Slideshow:
Alfred (unexpected addition, mostly about Tim):