18+
“A bit forceful,” Jason teases. “Does your wi-“
“If you mention my fictional wife,” Clive says. “After having my penis in your mouth, you will not be leaving here satisfied.”
Is Jason making a Clive’s wife joke while in the middle of smut too much?
im not sure if anyone has talked about this but its driving me insane.
In the JLU episode “the man who has everything”, its supes birthday and diana and bruce go to visit him. bruce just gives him, like, a hundred dollar bills, claiming he doesnt know what to get him. diana, though, was going to give him a rose before it got crushed in battle. all she says is, “theres a new type of rose called ‘the krypton’” or something like that. nothing much else.
In the og comic of the same name, its bruce who gives him the rose.
not only that, he admits that he fucking INVENTED a new breed of rose for him!!! this part has been mentioned before, but thats not my point.
im not sure why they changed it, but i might have an idea.
i have a theory that the showrunners saw this shit and went “this is TOO gay even for them. we cant put this in the show, just have the woman do it. we cant have the kids getting any funny ideas” which is so fucking funny but also fucked up. let the men have their romantic gifts and i think they should revive the show and have an episode dedicated for just bruce and clark to have romantic evening to compensate for this #wakeupamerica #censored
Say yes to my traditional happy family!
Jason: Clive blushed when I told him I made his favorite food. Do you think he likes me too?
Farrah: Taika went three times last night instead of two. Do you think that means something?
A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.
Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.
reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something
Vague season 4 spoilers
Rewatching Season 1 and Armin says something like “To rise above monsters we must first abandon our humanity” to Eren and honestly... I think he took it a LITTLE TOO FAR.
Rein it in a little, man.
What if Spencer and Jack could communicate telepathically? And Jack wasn’t hallucinating when he was talking to Spencer bleeding out on the gas station floor? After all, we know the others couldn’t hear Spencer and after the reveal about (Volume 3 spoilers!!!) Jack’s illness, I don’t think hallucination is a symptom of his true illness (I don’t remember but am pretty sure it’s not a symptom)
“Break what off?”
CLIVE?!?!?!
He’s definitely a virgin 😭
Also I’m now convinced that the reason Jason crashed Boris and Clive’s little get together was because Clive was being hit on and he was subconsciously jealous.
(Because bro even I picked up on it while listening and a guy had to literally buy me $70 worth of comic books to get me to realize he’d been hitting on me whenever I visited the store.)
All credits for beautiful story “Black Dog” to stereobone on ao3.
:~★゚:。☆~・゚.*.. Harry and Hedwig *・。★゚☆:*~..・゚
A fanfic for Kenny’s birthday.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Characters: Kenny Ackerman, Levi Ackerman, Kuchel Ackerman, Uri Reiss Additional Tags: Canonical Character Death, Violence, Childhood Memories, Poor Life Choices, Regret, POV Kenny Summary:
“Your life flashes before your eyes just before you die,” my mother used to tell me and Kuchel growing up. “So make it a good one so you can rest in peace. Go out with a smile.”
I never really listened to my mother.
As Kenny is dying he reflects, examining the memories of his past.