Bit Of An Inspector, Are You? 👁️👁️

so what would you label you and ford’s relationship as? Before the breakup ofc

THERE WAS NO BREAKUP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RELATIONSHIP! HE WAS JUST HUMAN THAT I EXPLOITED TO MAKE A PORTAL. AND ILL DO IT AGAIN. WITH HIM OR WITH THIS NEW ONE! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE! THEYRE THE SAME AND THEYLL BE TRICKED THE SAME!

bill, whats your opinion on the song mind is a prison? do you have a favorite song on your playlist so far?

THE DUDE SINGING SOUNDS AWFUL.

DEATH OF A BACHELOR.

well.. you could say please? And compliment his angles? I guess? Idk I’m not good with this sorta stuff.

and if by chance if he DOES ask you to do anything, accept it without question. He won’t do anything shady, I promise!! I mean, how could you not trust that adorable lil’ guy? Just look at his bow tie!!

Hm...I'll think about it!! But first I kinda need to apologize for blasting awful music at him 😭.. maybe once he likes me a little more

suuuuure. (i'm watching you. 🫵 👁️👁️)

YOU CANT WATCH ME IF IM WATCHING YOU. THATS NOT HOW THIS WORKS. AND DONT SARCASTICALLY SURE ME! I CAN MAKE YOUR BONES INTO MARSHMELLOWS AND EAT THEM!

My dog just pissed all over a cardboard box (for No reason, he was Just outside and pissed) and then tried to (very clearly aggressive with the intention of Hurting) bite the shit out of me when I tried to tell him no

GUYS YALL BROS DUDES FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT

Bill you seem charming, why do people dislike you so much? I don’t personally understand it, you seem so fun to have around. Have you done anything cool today chaotic cosmic dorito?

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!!!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEYRE THINKING WHEN THEY CLAIM TO DISLIKE ME. ME!!! TODAY I INCINERATED THE AXOLOTL AND LAUGHED IN HIS FACE.

..THATS WHAT I WOULDVE LIKED TO DO ANYWAY.

Love how your basically stealing the other accounts idea lmfao very bold

(Love how you ignored the fact that I give credit every drawing and on the pinned post, plus the fact that the creator said they love seeing irl Bill posts...if you don't like it, go look at their blog instead!)

Question for both of you: if you could kill one person without ANY consequences, who’d it be?

I WOULD KILL THE AXOLOTL. OBVIOUSLY. THE ONLY THING HOLDING ME BACK.

I'm not sure I don't think I quite hate anybody that bad. I think I'd save that pass for the future.

sure pal..

anyways!! Question for the human: opinions on bill as of currently?

Every post that makes fun of him, he walks up to me and goes "wow! Look at what they just said to me! Can you believe it! The audacity!"

Minus the posts about murdering me. He keeps trying to hide the phone around those posts.

I'm honestly not sure. He treats me like a gossip buddy kinda. But with added murderous intent. Oh well.