I Actually Dunno What He Likes, Food-wise. Maybe Chocolate Cake! Everyone Loves Chocolate Cake!!

I rolled my ankle on my dogs bone...I stepped on it and rolled it between and then side and down and OUCH OUCH OWIE AUUUUGHHHH (on the floor) okay okay it's okay (stands up) OW FUCK (lays down on the couch) okay this is fine

so what would you label you and ford’s relationship as? Before the breakup ofc

THERE WAS NO BREAKUP BECAUSE THERE WAS NO RELATIONSHIP! HE WAS JUST HUMAN THAT I EXPLOITED TO MAKE A PORTAL. AND ILL DO IT AGAIN. WITH HIM OR WITH THIS NEW ONE! IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE! THEYRE THE SAME AND THEYLL BE TRICKED THE SAME!

oh we do! We honestly just don’t care lmao. What’re ya gonna do? Kick us in the knee? You’re literally 2’11” buddy. I could step on you on accident and not even notice.

I WILL DESTROY YOUR WIFI ROUTER

How are the drawings going? Atleast he’s not giving you silent treatment or threatening to replace you. Seems like your still on good terms

I think drawing him probably got me a free pass for the dumb question I asked. He's drawing something different now, I can't tell what though. He's pretty silent, surprisingly! I might play some music or something, I'm not sure what he likes.

Lmao you should shake his hand

After last time I don't think I should do anything you people tell me to do...I'm still trapped in the bathroom!!

if he's gonna stay at your house you could probably get him a cardboard box or make him a house out of cardboard, just fill it with soft stuff and he will love it. he likes to hide sometimes but don't let him get to far you know?

I think he's good with sleeping on the chaise, but ill re-set up the cat box for him so he has options. Good idea!

DUUDEEEEE

Bowing to bill.

YOUR BOW IS WELCOME. NO BROWNIE POINTS THOUGH.

Every dumb thing I say just imagine an airpod low battery noise and a book hitting me in the head

it's Azure, isn't it?

(you can wait to post this one)

ZAZA BINGO! Good job!!

Dialouge sequence coming soon!!!